Hey! I didn't say that!

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Dr.Susse:
You can buy me for the right price baby ;) (my maids costume is an additional 25)

Um, you guys should probably take this to PMs...

EeveeElectro:
I wanna play too guys. I have my own maid costume and everything.

I'm fairly certain you don't want to be part of that game.

Fijiman:

EeveeElectro:
I wanna play too guys. I have my own maid costume and everything.

Hey Eevee guess what!? You just lost the game! :p

God fucking damnit fiji! I went three days without thinking about that stupid thing!

T0ad 0f Truth:

Fijiman:

EeveeElectro:
I wanna play too guys. I have my own maid costume and everything.

Hey Eevee guess what!? You just lost the game! :p

God fucking damnit fiji! I love that game! It's one of human kinds best invention!

Some weird conversation just happend.

Morsomk:
I derped my quote tags!

Never mind, you'll learn eventually. Protip: use the Preview button before posting.

Teoes:

Neuromancer:
I derped my quote tags!

Never mind, you'll learn eventually. Protip: use the Preview button before posting.

Hey! I didn't say that!

Neuromancer:

Neuromancer:

Neuromancer:
Damn I'm good lookin'.

Damn right. I'd totally jump your bones. Bump uglies. Do the horizontal mambo. Make the beast with two backs. Play hide the sausage. Dip my wick.

Hey! Get a room you two. (Can I join in?)

Narcissism, thy name is Neuromancer.

Teoes:
Hey, hey, guess what? Neuromancer's new name is Narcissism. Get it? Because he quoted himself two times and you know what I'll just show myself out now.

How dare you! You are not allowed to make bad jokes on forum games, that's my job!

username sucks:
I wish I was as funny as you. How do you do it? God, you're awesome. Actually do you mind if I call you God?

Eh, it just comes naturally. I know. And you may.

Teoes:
Eh, it's such a hard work that it takes an entire day to do it. And you may not. What are you, some kind of believer?.

Huh, didn't know that

Morsomk:
I absolutely loathe Pokemon

You and I are going to exchange some words out back...

Redlin5:

Morsomk:
I absolutely loathe Pokemon

You are going to get spanked so hard out bad...

I didn't forget to add anything.

You saw nothing!

EeveeElectro:
I will kick your ass if you so much a s dare change what I said.

I changed nothing! I swear I didn't! Neronium did it!

Fijiman:

EeveeElectro:
I will kick your ass if you so much a s dare change what I said.

Well bring it on, time to open a can of whompass on you!

Calm down man, you need relax and stop picking fights with everyone

Kitsune Hunter:
Is it sexy time yet?

No, no it is not. Please stop asking.

Fijiman:

Kitsune Hunter:
Is it sexy time yet?

Of course it is, but I've told you before I'm only into threesomes, we really need a third person.

Well I guess I didn't have anything better to do anyway!

Kaleion:

Fijiman:

Kitsune Hunter:
Is it sexy time yet?

Of course it is, but I've told you before I'm only into threesomes, we really need a third person.

I instantly regret wanting to join you ugly-as-fuck good-for-nothing hedonists!

Aren't you being a tad harsh? It's their choice.

Neuromancer:

Kaleion:

Fijiman:
Of course it is, but I've told you before I'm only into threesomes, we really need a third person.

I instantly regret wanting to join you ugly-as-fuck good-for-nothing hedonists!

Time to bring the lube to this party!

Might I recommend Durex 2 in 1 Massage Lubricant? It is quite soft for the skin.

Morsomk:

Neuromancer:

Kaleion:

I instantly regret wanting to join you ugly-as-fuck good-for-nothing hedonists!

Time to bring the lube to this party!

Don't forget to invite me, no party is complete without a Zigzagoon. Hope you all like interspecies erotica.

That's an interesting way of putting it, I think you should stop watching that scene from Clerks 2 now

Kitsune Hunter:
I want 33 babies.

........Vagina, it's not a clown car!

EeveeElectro:

Iz got me shoota. Lifez gud.

Xenos scum! Feel the might of the Emperor!

Neuromancer:
I am secretly a staunch supporter of the Thalmor, High Elves FTW

In the name of Talos, I shall crush you, Thalmor scum!

Kitsune Hunter:
Hey guys! Guys! I used to misquote people in this thread, but then I took an arrow to the knee! BwaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHA! *gasps*

Yeah that's great dude.

Teoes:
Away with you, meme harlot! Know that your kind will be the first cast into hell when the Promised Day comes! The coming of the Saviour is nigh!

Well said, brother!

Neuromancer:

Ohh brother, how I've missed you *intense love making scene*

Whoa! Just....Whoa.

Morsomk:

Neuromancer:

Ohh brother, how I've missed you *intense love making scene*

This is a private room. Go satisfy your yaoi needs elsewhere.

Neuromancer:
From this point on, I own the Escapist and ban everyone from it. If you wish to challenge me you must beat me in a staring contest.*Stares intently*

Welp, there goes the last good place on the internet. Goodbye internet, you may be missed. Maybe.

username sucks:
I'm going to set up my own website, called Escaper! It'll have Blackjack and hookers. Who's with me?!

Your idea for the name sucks almost as much as your username, but I am tempted by the notion of Blackjack and hookers.

Teoes:
I just murdered a hooker and I am afraid the police will find out, but I am tempted to do it again.

Well thanks to your post, I think that the police will make that difficult decision for you.

username sucks:
I control the police, and the military, and the clown, and the tacos. I am unstoppable.

You monster!

Fijiman:
You can control me anytime.

Hot damn isn't username sucks popular.

Neuromancer:
The thread went for one whole post without being misquoted into kinkiness and perversion, so I just had to fix that.

Well if nothing else there is a running theme here, right?

Teoes:
I'm just jealous because username sucks will never notice me.

Dang he's REALLY popular around here.

Neuromancer:
Dong is REALLY tasty around here.

Well that's just inappropriate.

Dyqstard:

Neuromancer:
Dong is REALLY tasty around here.

Finally, someone I can relate to!

We find soulmates in unexpected places.

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