Hey! I didn't say that!

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Redlin5:
Mine is tastier than most. I rolled it in chilli and garlic this morning especially.

..no sale. +10 for effort and imagination though.

Teoes:
All of these bloody gay jokes people are making me wonder!

I agree!

EeveeElectro:
*heavy vomiting noises*

Umm Eevee? You didn't eat that cheese in the fridge did you? Because it's like 3 years past the expiration date.

EeveeElectro:
Um Eevee? Could I have some of that rotten cheese? I'll pay big bucks.

Dude, how high are you?

HowEveryLoserPreaches:
Dude, I'm like, so high right now it's like there's, there...there...just, whoa.

Ooookaay. Have fun, I guess.

username sucks:

HowEveryLoserPreaches:
Dude, I'm like, so high right now it's like there's, there...there...just, whoa.

So you smoke weed? What are you, casual? Heroin is hard-core and is the better drug.

Jeez, didn't know elitism existed in drug use

Kitsune Hunter:
Pah - I took drugs before drugs were cool.

I never had you pegged as a dirty hipster.

Teoes:
Going hipster shooting tonight, anyone wanna join me?

I think I'm washing my hair but make sure you get them in the eyes so they have to wear real glasses.

EeveeElectro:

Teoes:
Going hipster shooting tonight, anyone wanna join me?

Oh shit, I'm a hipster, I don't want to die, but I'll probably walk away as running is too mainstream.

Are you sure it's a good idea to maintain your hipster pride in the face of death?

Kitsune Hunter:
I know you're not actually washing your hair. I have photos to prove it! It's obviously you, even with all the leaves in the way.

And I've got the photos to prove what you've been up to. How much is my silence worth?

Teoes:
I don't understand the need for toilet paper.

Well, you see, its useful for cleaning things like spills and squashing bugs!

Redlin5:
Used toilet paper is a delicious and nutritious part of any meal.

No it is not and you are strange for thinking so.

Fijiman:

Redlin5:
Used toilet paper is a delicious and nutritious part of any meal.

Well, that's.. a thing.

Teoes:
I keep blasting off into the sky whenever I go to the toilet!

I really wouldn't want to be below your flight route.

Kaleion:
I can smell you from here..

..sorry about that. :(

Teoes:
Do you know what? I just farted. You deal with it.

*Gasps for air*

Dr.Susse:
Watz appning up in dis shiiiiz?

Dude, English please!

EeveeElectro:
Póg mo thóin

No I will not kiss your arse and since when do you speak Irish

Kitsune Hunter:
Αι γαμηθειτε, μαλακες.

Though I find your knowledge of Greek surprising in a positive way, I am very disappointed that you use it to spout common cuss words.

Neuromancer:
Fuck everyone your retro toffee.

Thanks Google, for your translatory goodness. Really Neuro, Greek insults involve toffee?

Teoes:
Come on, Neuro, someone saying "Fuck you, assholes" is not something to get irritated about.

I suppose that is true. I've just grown tired of the hefty amounts of swearing youth seems to use these days.

Neuromancer:
I fucking suppose that is fucking true. I've just grown fucking tired of the hefty fucking amounts of fucking swearing fucking youth seems to fucking use these days.

Yeah ok, you made your point.

Teoes:
Everyone, sing with me! I've haaaad the time of my liiifee!

And I owe it all to yooooooooooou! Shall we dance?

EeveeElectro:

OMFG DANCES ALL AROUND EVERYBODY!

Yeah no, the sides of my stomach aren't doing that good, plus there like pain all over my body.

Morsomk:
*doing best Tom Cruise impression* I think she's lost that loving feeling..

You never close your eyes any more, when I kiss.. your liiips..

Teoes:
This post was removed by the FBI. Please do not question what it's contents were because we wont tell you. Please have a nice day.

Yeash, whatever you said must have been pretty bad for the FBI to remove it.

Fijiman:
!!
There's no tenderness, like before.. in your fingertiiiiips!

You're trying hard not to show it..

Teoes:
Excuse me whilst I get my willy out.

Dude! Not in public, I told you before! Zip yourself up man!

EeveeElectro:
OK, you whipped it out - here's the Skittles as promised.

OM NOM NOM NOM

Now you see where that "..Monster!" quote in my profile came from, eh? Eh?

Teoes:
Thinking of going by the name T-dawgz or PoonDestroyer, whatcha guys think?

.......I think you'll struggle to keep a girlfriend >_>

EeveeElectro:
Jeez. You're just a typical disgusting man with a humungous, erm.. ego!

Hey! My eyes are up here..!

Teoes:
If I ever go out of control, will someone please bake me a cake?

I won't.

Fijiman:
If you ever go out of control, I will bake you into a cake and sell slices of it/you for exorbitant prices up and down the country at farmers markets.

Neat, it'd be a little road trip!

Teoes:

ON THE ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAD AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN *suddenly does a cool car flip*

Sweet car flip, bro.

Morsomk:

Teoes:

ON THE ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAD AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN *suddenly does a cool car flip*

Can I come to, I want to pick up and eat any roadkill we find on the trip.

Sure whynot, I don't judge others on what they eat

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