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Kitsune Hunter:

Morsomk:

Teoes:

ON THE ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAD AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN *suddenly does a cool car flip*

Can I come to, I want to pick up and eat any roadkill we find on the trip.

How dare you!

How could you desecrate the remains of one of the universe's beautiful creatures? You're worse than the animal murdering inbreds who eat meat because it "tastes good"

*more insane crazy ranting about dietary decisions*

Why ya gotta hate bra?

T0ad 0f Truth:
Shut your fucking face, uncle fuckeeeeerrr..

!

You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fuckeeeerr..

Teoes:

T0ad 0f Truth:
Shut your fucking face, uncle fuckeeeeerrr..

ARF ARF ARF SOUTH PARK ARF!

Well.....shut your fucking face, uncle fuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer?!

Morsomk:
I MOCK YOU AHAHAHA! YOU ARE SMALL.

Hmph. It was only the first thing that came to mind. I've have a load of threads to spam AND work to do today, you know..

Teoes:
Whatcha say? I'm making a spam and chocolate spread sandwich, want a bite?

........ That's disgusting, I'd rather lick piss off a nettle.

EeveeElectro:

Teoes:
Whatcha say? I'm making a spam and chocolate spread sandwich, want a bite?

That is lovely, though I would want to kiss a nettle

Umm....Ouch?

Morsomk:
Far be it for me to suggest you've got a face like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle..

Dude. It may be true but it's no less uncalled for.

Teoes:

Morsomk:
Far be it for me to suggest you've got a face like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle..

Dude. *grabs Morsomk by the shirt* What do I do about my little problem? My gf is getting suspicious about us doing it in the dark!

Well man, it's not that size that ma- HAHAHAHAHA, is that a single Rice Crispy?

EeveeElectro:

Can I eat that Rice Crispy off your body?

What's the appeal of eating food off people anyway? I'm pretty sure that's not sanitary.

game-lover:
Eat food off people? People are food!

The best part are the braaaaaaaaaaains..

Teoes:

game-lover:
Eat food off people? People are food!

Dude, ya gots da get dah brains! Dey lovely bunch of coconuts! Eat dem like coconuts!

Well....Coconut?

Morsomk:
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..

Umm, I don't think your Mum's going to be too happy if she sees what you're doing to her underwear.

Teoes:
My mum is gonna to be so mad at me like i am so dead cus i was doin stuff wit her underware and she cot me :(

The strange thing about this is that I'm pretty sure you're an adult already.

username sucks:
It's a shame you're an adult, because otherwise I find you rather attractive.

I'm going to back away now. In fact, you just leave this place before the police get here.

Teoes:

username sucks:
I want to be Eevee's boyfriend!

No, I want to be Eevee's boyfriend! Me, you, outside, NOW!

Guys, guys please no fighting. I'm already a taken lady so it's futile :<

EeveeElectro:
I'm a lady!

*snort* Haha, of course you are.

Teoes:

EeveeElectro:
I'm a lady!

Madame, would you please marry me?

That seems pretty rushed Teoes!

Redlin5:

Teoes:

EeveeElectro:
I'm a lady!

Madame, would you please marry me?

She's totally not worth it, Teoes!

He's right. Find better prey.

game-lover:
I'm worth it though! Come and get it!

You know it's fine, thanks, but we only just met an- yeah ok. *glomp*

Teoes:
WHO WANTS NUDES?

Erm... *cricket noise*

EeveeElectro:

Teoes:
WHO WANTS NUDES?

Me first, me first

I didn't realise you're that eager for something like that

Kitsune Hunter:

EeveeElectro:

Teoes:
WHO WANTS NUDES?

Me first, me first

ORGY, ORGY, ORGY!

A blurry man, a kitsune and Emo Harley in a orgy......pretty sure that is on DeviantArt already.

Morsomk:
Gobble gobble gobble gobble!!!

You're not a turkey!

EeveeElectro:
I like to strip naked, put on a fancy dress turkey wattle and scratch about in the back garden for corn.

So this is what you mean by 'cosplay'.

Teoes:

EeveeElectro:
I like to strip naked, put on a fancy dress turkey wattle and scratch about in the back garden for corn.

I like to watch!

Huh, that's... fine I suppose.

More people need to play this game!

EeveeElectro:

Teoes:

EeveeElectro:
I like to strip naked, put on a fancy dress turkey wattle and scratch about in the back garden for corn.

I like to watch!

I like to watch too!

We need more people to strip naked.

Well that was blunt.

username sucks:

EeveeElectro:

Teoes:

I like to watch!

I like to watch too!

We need more people to strip naked.

I will film the whole thing whilst also stripping naked.

And I will not be there.

Fijiman:
I'm so offended by sexual thoughts in myself or others, I may as well be British.

That's an inappropriate slur, dude. Also plainly false. I mean look at Eevee. On second thoughts, don't.

Teoes:
At the moment I'm cutting up little animals so I can't quite use the keyboard. Please wait a minute while I wash my hands.

*whispers*

Guys, I think Teoes is a serial killer.

Redlin5:
I'm the one who burnt the mayo!

Well that was unnecessary.

Fijiman:
Well that was unnecessary.

Indeed. If only you didn't try to kill North America.

wackymon:
I didn't read all the rules for this thread! :D

Clearly not. At least you're not a spambot.

Fijiman:
At least you're a spambot.

Hey! I'm not a Spambot! Spambots can't argue or debate or only alter only a small part, or put words in folks mouths without changing the words!

wackymon:
GIVE ME A ALLIGATOR OR I'LL *holds breath*

Dude, there's better ways to get what you want.

EeveeElectro:

wackymon:
GIVE ME A ALLIGATOR OR I'LL *holds breath*

Oh I'll give you an alligator or more like I'll give you to the alligator, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *starts clashing two knives together*.

That turned a little dark

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