Hey! I didn't say that!

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Kitsune Hunter:
That turned a little dark

Indeed, you shouldn't have turned off the light. THese stories tend to suddenly get really grim when you do that.

wackymon:
Oops! I forgot to change what the quoted poster said!

It's ok, don't feel bad. *puts a 'Kick me' sign on wackymon's back*

Teoes:
It's ok, don't feel bad. *puts a 'Kick me' sign on my back*

It's perfectly fine. *Kicks you to the moon*

wackymon:
I don't go by the rules fairly often apparently :p

NOT COOL. TOPAZ, BAN THEM BAN THEM!!!

EeveeElectro:
BAN ME TOPAZ, I'VE DONE THINGS, UNSPEAKABLE THINGS!!!

Be careful what you wish for

Kitsune Hunter:
Ooooh ban me Topaz, ban me right on my- [WORD REMOVED BY MOD]

You filthy person!

EeveeElectro:
We really need a a quality schemer around to spice things up.

I have heard the summons.

Neuromancer:
I am made of pure cheese and wires.

So you're a cheese robot? Neat.

Fijiman:
This popcorn is all the more succulent and delicious when enjoyed from the comfort of my ceiling chair. I can feel the blood rushing to my head and making my ears all tingly.

It's a good thing you have that crash helmet.

Barbas:
I has what call car and need to has pie on party.

Are you feeling okay?

Fijiman:
Barbas? Barbas, answer me! Barbas? BARBAAAAAAAAAS

Mission Failed. Continue?

Neuromancer:
Got out of bed, forgot to put swag on

I suggest not leaving the house today.

SamuraiFromHell:
I never leave the house without first basting my thighs, slamming the back door three times to ward of demons and breaking a window.

Have you ever considered a career in the Household Cavalry?

Barbas:
Woof Woof!

I must congratulate you for continuously being in character despite the fact the moderators are sending you warnings for low content, I, as a native speaker of Canispian and specifically the houndish dialect, applaud your well-thought out posts that are full of meaningful, thought-provoking arguments.

Neuromancer:
Cats trees ladder bubbles bananas sloppy dolphins

I think it's time you went to bed D:

EeveeElectro:
I'm going to dye my hair a nice shade of neon green and orange.

...Um, okay?

Fijiman:

EeveeElectro:
I'm going to dye my hair a nice shade of neon green and orange.

I'm going to take it a step further and dye my pubes

Whatever makes you happy Fijiman

Kitsune Hunter:
Hey guys, I forget, does stabbing people kill them?

Yes, yes it does. The hell is wrong with you?

Fijiman:

Kitsune Hunter:
Hey guys, I forget, does stabbing people kill them?

I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie world...

Jesus christ! Your face! It isn't sideways! Oh god! D:

What the fuck? You monster!

T0ad 0f Truth:
I totally ballsed up the quote tags initially. Also I smell of lemon poo.

Fijiman:
I've always wanted to wear bra and panties, just to see what they feel like

I think it would be much easier just asking a girl that

Kitsune Hunter:
I am completely hairless. You will not find a single hair on my body excluding those absolutely necessary for proper bodily function.

TMI dude.

Fijiman:
Ilyena should be here to offer a guest welcome. Ilyena, where are you?

Look at you. Once you stood first among the Servants. Once you wore the Ring of Tamyrlin, and sat in the High Seat. Once you summoned the Nine Rods od Dominion. Now look at you! A pitiful, shattered wretch. But it is not enough. You humbled me in the Hall of the Servants. You defeated me at the Gates of Paaran Disen. But I am the greater, now. I will not let you die without knowing that. When you die, your last thought will be the full knowledge of your defeat, of how complete and utter it is. If I let you die at all.

Neuromancer:
I made poopy today!

That's great, now did you it in the toilet or your pants?

Fijiman:
Redlin loves my new avatar.

Meh, it's okay. I like your old ones better.

Redlin5:
Fijiman's new avatar is almost as shit as his face is stupid! HA!

gud 1 man! lol tht wuz lyk soooo funny!

Teoes:
The eeeeeee theme is complete. Tremble before my wrath!

The Dead Sea Scrolls fortold of this. Third Impact is near. Instrumentality is but a breath away.

Neuromancer:

Teoes:
The eeeeeee theme is complete. Tremble before my wrath!

Gyeth GYETH!

Ia iä Cthulhu Fhatgn!

T0ad 0f Truth:

Did you bring the whip, cuffs and spatula? I have the margarine.

Dirty boy, DIRTY BOY!

Barbas:
Good good. Without the margarine I'd really struggle to get all that inside me.

Pfft. Amateur.

Teoes:

And I heard, as it were, the Noise of Thunder. One of the four beasts saying "Come and and see" and I saw and behold:

Spaghetti

Spaghetti? Raikou came upon you and all he showed you was Spaghetti?

Neuromancer:
Come round to my place tonight and I'll shower you with something else. I'll then tell you it's raining.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me!

Teoes:
We had at least a page without filthy degenerate talk, I have to rectify that...

We can always count on you....

EeveeElectro:

Teoes:
We had at least a page without filthy degenerate talk, I have to rectify that...

HAHAHA THAT SOUNDED LIKE 'RECTUM'!

I knew I could trust you to reach for my low-hanging fruit.

Teoes:

OHH DEAR GAWD, LEAVE ME BALLS ALONE EEEVEEELECTRO!! IT HURTS SO BAD

Yikees! Bettah run away!

*Morsomk used Dig.*

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