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BANNED  Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007     | |
On the Record  Posts: 6532 Joined: 8 Nov 2008     | Wait.... |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 648 Joined: 16 Dec 2007     |
I think you just made me crap my pants with glee. I don't understand why but that's so damn awesome. WHY! |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 648 Joined: 16 Dec 2007 | Come on people, join my medical squad! List of positions can be found on page 8, post 307. Let's get someone making bio weapons :D Unless I can take that position myself Oh Lord Optimus? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1657 Joined: 1 Oct 2008    |
Can I be desiner of sneaky gadgets? Also, your magisty, two things, 1) which anthom you preffer mine, or the other one? |
On the Record Posts: 6532 Joined: 8 Nov 2008 | Does Easykill want to offer me cookies to help him? |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 |
That was only two minutes mr/mrs. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 537 Joined: 10 Jul 2008    | Big Brother formally allows the rebels to prosper (so as to execute the dogs later) (too much Medieval 2: Total War!) |
On the Record Posts: 6532 Joined: 8 Nov 2008 |
You can't make me do anything. You're not my mother. And I refuse to go to lolcats. Ever. It's not going to happen. |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 |
Uh oh, Judge Dredd time. Berethond, you are here by accused of aiding rebels, and skipping bail and dodging punishment placed upon you by the official Judge, Jury, and Executioner of Escapia, The Necroswanson. The punishment is death by crucifixion. How do you plead? User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1734 Joined: 27 Aug 2008    | I pledge allegiance to Escapia and Optimus Prime, and to be the first to break the ice in a tense situation with a possible lame joke |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2142 Joined: 23 Dec 2007    | What are the rebel groups at the moment? Btw the bombs have been planted with a three hour timer. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2350 Joined: 5 Nov 2008   |
Snow cloud the job is yours. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2350 Joined: 5 Nov 2008 |
I hereby place you under surveillance until I am satisfied that you are not a threat or I have sufficient evidence to place you under arrest. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 62 Joined: 17 Oct 2008   | Gah! So many rebels, I need protection! They might want my weapons, My super space age shit will be stolen :( -Picks up a nuclear minigun- Rebels shall die. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2350 Joined: 5 Nov 2008 |
I would like to be Bio-Weapon Engineer if it is ok for me to have 3 jobs. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2142 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Sorry i forgot to explain my prolonged exsistence.
Me and several other ke individuals have replaced your bullets with ketchup packets.
Also you have mole on the inside (after the peas joined us others followed) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007    |
I offer you the power to take what cookies you wish. Join me.
That is a good question, considering that I'm coming to kill you. Maybe you're secretly suicidal? EDIT: Insta-kills like those they used on you are considered bad RP etiquette, but you're still handling it rather badly, bad rider. Wanna join me? Having someone else save you from such posts always works so much better than making up excuses for yourself. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1657 Joined: 1 Oct 2008 |
SnowCOLD |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 648 Joined: 16 Dec 2007 |
Oh dear. *offers cookies to save life* Yay, possible Bio Weapon Engineer. Get crackin' on plagues! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008   |
I would just give up if I were you. Just let them peter out on their own, otherwise you just get abuse hurled at you by people who can't type. Just check some of the posts on page 9 for my point. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1100 Joined: 23 Sep 2008   | As the Secretary of Offense (I love this job!) I say attack the rebels, let no one survive! |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 537 Joined: 10 Jul 2008 | Ok, everyone how about a nice hot helping of nerve stapling? |
On the Record Posts: 6532 Joined: 8 Nov 2008 |
Out of your jurisdiction. I started my own country six hours ago. What now?
Okay. That way Necro can't crucify me. I'm in a bit of a jam. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2142 Joined: 23 Jan 2008   | I don't want to sound grumpy or anything, but I would hope at least your strangely structured (?) country should have an anthem |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 |
*Pushes Spleenbag down and repeatedly curb stomps him in the balls before picking up the plate* "Mmm... Cookies."
Sweet. It really is too bad that because Necroswanson's not on our side, I can't give him this old gun of mine that shoots full sized crucifixes at 800 rounds per minute... Whatever. Coming, berethond. |
On the Record Posts: 6532 Joined: 8 Nov 2008 | Sweet! Bring me my sniper rifle while you're at it. |
BANNED  Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008   | Updated below for formalities sake. User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
BANNED  Posts: 2513 Joined: 3 Dec 2008   | Hey while all the multiple people in charge of military and policing forces are comparing willies and killing rebels, does anyone want to have some fun? I'm going to start the motions for a bill which requires all military personnel to wear diapers on their heads as a protective coating for their verbal diarrhea at various rebel factions. User was banned for: The artist in thee. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2142 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 | The end is nigh. Taste its bitter sweetness. |
BANNED  Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 | War has come, and I'm siding with the enemy. Thee-ya! User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 |
And I'm his kick-ass partner-in-slaughter. You thought I was dead, but I was merely weakened by horrifying grammar! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1657 Joined: 1 Oct 2008 | Is there a lead chemist here? |
BANNED Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Darth Mobius' Personal Fleet of 24 golden Star Destroyers, 3 Super Star Destroyers, and 2 Interdictor Cruisers coalesced around the planet Escapia. As powerful as Darth Mobius' fleet was, when combined with the power of Darth Empyrean's ten Crimson Star Destroyers and Darth Corruptus' ten Black Star Destroyers, he had more than enough power to interdict the entire system. Darth Mobius began issuing orders as soon as his fleet had confirmed operational status. "Disperse the fleet. I want the Super Star Destroyer Fallacious Reasoning over the North Pole, the Misleading Statistic over the South Pole, and use the Ragnarok with her superior speed and maneuvering for intercepting incoming enemy ships. I want Corruptus' Encroaching Darkness in Geo-synchronous orbit over the Capital. The rest of the fleet is to be assigned a sector over the planet and maintain position. This siege is merely the first stage. Once our ships are in position, I want the Army to begin landing it's troops outside of the major towns and cities, but it is to hold position until I give the order. The Force Grip and Grasping Hand are to power up their Gravity Well projectors along the most common entry and exit vectors so that no shipping can enter or exit the system. Also, I want no less than twenty Starfighter Squadrons on patrol at any given time. Rotate them in half hour increments with a 2 hour patrol time for each squadron. Four Squadrons of K-Wing bombers are to escort each Interdictor cruiser at all times with the same rotation pattern. " He turned to his the commander of his ground forces. "General, Begin landing your troops. I want all units in position within three hours. I will be leading the ground assault personally. remember, the goal of this operation is to take Optimus Prime alive so I can accept his surrender personally." the Admiral and general both snapped off a perfect salute and begin issuing orders. As one, 40 Star Destroyers broke out of formation and began surrounding the planet. As they maneuvered into position, their belly hangars began disgorging landing craft carrying over 15 million ground troops into battle. Among the immense landing craft carrying over 500 AT-AT Walkers and 10,000 AT-ST walkers to the ground, a single Gold shuttle could be seen carrying the Dark Lords Darth Mobius, Darth Empyrean, and Darth Corruptus to the planetary capital. User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 |
I knew you'd say that. And there was war in Escapia, Edit: I totally give Darth's fleet the finger. Officially defeating it. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
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