Darth Mobius' Personal Fleet of 24 golden Star Destroyers, 3 Super Star Destroyers, and 2 Interdictor Cruisers coalesced around the planet Escapia. As powerful as Darth Mobius' fleet was, when combined with the power of Darth Empyrean's ten Crimson Star Destroyers and Darth Corruptus' ten Black Star Destroyers, he had more than enough power to interdict the entire system.
Darth Mobius began issuing orders as soon as his fleet had confirmed operational status.
"Disperse the fleet. I want the Super Star Destroyer Fallacious Reasoning over the North Pole, the Misleading Statistic over the South Pole, and use the Ragnarok with her superior speed and maneuvering for intercepting incoming enemy ships. I want Corruptus' Encroaching Darkness in Geo-synchronous orbit over the Capital. The rest of the fleet is to be assigned a sector over the planet and maintain position. This siege is merely the first stage. Once our ships are in position, I want the Army to begin landing it's troops outside of the major towns and cities, but it is to hold position until I give the order. The Force Grip and Grasping Hand are to power up their Gravity Well projectors along the most common entry and exit vectors so that no shipping can enter or exit the system."
He turned to his the commander of his ground forces.
"General, Begin landing your troops. I want all units in position within three hours. I will be leading the ground assault personally. remember, the goal of this operation is to take Optimus Prime alive so I can accept his surrender personally."
the Admiral and general both snapped off a perfect salute and begin issuing orders.
As one, 40 Star destroyers broke out of formation and began surrounding the planet. As they maneuvered into position, their belly hangars began disgorging landing craft carrying over 15 million ground troops into battle. Among the immense landing craft carrying over 500 AT-AT Walkers and 10,000 AT-ST walkers to the ground, a single Gold shuttle could be seen carrying the Dark Lords Darth Mobius, Darth Empyrean, and Darth Corruptus to the planetary capital.
Your magasty/honor/whatever, as Escapia's reprisenetive, May I just ask, why are we fighting? how did the Escapia goverment bother you? and if you may, atleast let our civelians a few shelters in you kingdom, so inisent people won't get hurt? We will give you our life-time supplie of sushi we got from Japan.
Your magasty/honor/whatever, as Escapia's reprisenetive, May I just ask, why are we fighting? how did the Escapia goverment bother you? and if you may, atleast let our civelians a few shelters in you kingdom, so inisent people won't get hurt? We will give you our life-time supplie of sushi we got from Japan.
Understand that this is not a message from Darth Mobius, just what I think his answers to your questions will be:
The Escapia government bothered him because it is attempting to annex a section of The Escapist, a place he presides over in full. This is not a kingdom, but a democracy. He is President, not king. He's a Sith. Sith. He cares for the lives of innocent people of a hostile kingdom about as much as a giant does for a single grain of rice. Also, Sushi? What would a Sith, with the entire Escapist at his command want with sushi?
Your magasty/honor/whatever, as Escapia's reprisenetive, May I just ask, why are we fighting? how did the Escapia goverment bother you? and if you may, atleast let our civelians a few shelters in you kingdom, so inisent people won't get hurt? We will give you our life-time supplie of sushi we got from Japan.
Understand that this is not a message from Darth Mobius, just what I think his answers to your questions will be:
The Escapia government bothered him because it is attempting to annex a section of The Escapist, a place he presides over in full. This is not a kingdom, but a democracy. He is President, not king. He's a Sith. Sith. He cares for the lives of innocent people of a hostile kingdom about as much as a giant does for a single grain of rice. Also, Sushi? What would a Sith, with the entire Escapist at his command want with sushi?
Your magasty/honor/whatever, as Escapia's reprisenetive, May I just ask, why are we fighting? how did the Escapia goverment bother you? and if you may, atleast let our civelians a few shelters in you kingdom, so inisent people won't get hurt? We will give you our life-time supplie of sushi we got from Japan.
Understand that this is not a message from Darth Mobius, just what I think his answers to your questions will be:
The Escapia government bothered him because it is attempting to annex a section of The Escapist, a place he presides over in full. This is not a kingdom, but a democracy. He is President, not king. He's a Sith. Sith. He cares for the lives of innocent people of a hostile kingdom about as much as a giant does for a single grain of rice. Also, Sushi? What would a Sith, with the entire Escapist at his command want with sushi?
Well, If that is he is really gonna say, then... The Escapist is big enough fo both of our contrys, we can ally, and be 2 diffrent contrys, but one big nation. we just need a small peice of the escapist, you and you contry are the one in power, we can't threat you, if anyone has a reason to start a war, it's us!
Your magasty/honor/whatever, as Escapia's reprisenetive, May I just ask, why are we fighting? how did the Escapia goverment bother you? and if you may, atleast let our civelians a few shelters in you kingdom, so inisent people won't get hurt? We will give you our life-time supplie of sushi we got from Japan.
Understand that this is not a message from Darth Mobius, just what I think his answers to your questions will be:
The Escapia government bothered him because it is attempting to annex a section of The Escapist, a place he presides over in full. This is not a kingdom, but a democracy. He is President, not king. He's a Sith. Sith. He cares for the lives of innocent people of a hostile kingdom about as much as a giant does for a single grain of rice. Also, Sushi? What would a Sith, with the entire Escapist at his command want with sushi?
Well, If that is he is really gonna say, then... The Escapist is big enough fo both of our contrys, we can ally, and be 2 diffrent contrys, but one big nation. we just need a small peice of the escapist, you and you contry are the one in power, we can't threat you, if anyone has a reason to start a war, it's us!
Also, He can use sushi to FUCKING EAT IT!
Wait, why should Darth be in power over us? That's super lame.
Your magasty/honor/whatever, as Escapia's reprisenetive, May I just ask, why are we fighting? how did the Escapia goverment bother you? and if you may, atleast let our civelians a few shelters in you kingdom, so inisent people won't get hurt? We will give you our life-time supplie of sushi we got from Japan.
Understand that this is not a message from Darth Mobius, just what I think his answers to your questions will be:
The Escapia government bothered him because it is attempting to annex a section of The Escapist, a place he presides over in full. This is not a kingdom, but a democracy. He is President, not king. He's a Sith. Sith. He cares for the lives of innocent people of a hostile kingdom about as much as a giant does for a single grain of rice. Also, Sushi? What would a Sith, with the entire Escapist at his command want with sushi?
Well, If that is he is really gonna say, then... The Escapist is big enough fo both of our contrys, we can ally, and be 2 diffrent contrys, but one big nation. we just need a small peice of the escapist, you and you contry are the one in power, we can't threat you, if anyone has a reason to start a war, it's us!
Also, He can use sushi to FUCKING EAT IT!
Wait, why should Darth be in power over us? That's super lame.
He IS more powerful, but he isn't TOTALLY evil, he may have some mercy for us.
Your magasty/honor/whatever, as Escapia's reprisenetive, May I just ask, why are we fighting? how did the Escapia goverment bother you? and if you may, atleast let our civelians a few shelters in you kingdom, so inisent people won't get hurt? We will give you our life-time supplie of sushi we got from Japan.
Understand that this is not a message from Darth Mobius, just what I think his answers to your questions will be:
The Escapia government bothered him because it is attempting to annex a section of The Escapist, a place he presides over in full. This is not a kingdom, but a democracy. He is President, not king. He's a Sith. Sith. He cares for the lives of innocent people of a hostile kingdom about as much as a giant does for a single grain of rice. Also, Sushi? What would a Sith, with the entire Escapist at his command want with sushi?
Well, If that is he is really gonna say, then... The Escapist is big enough fo both of our contrys, we can ally, and be 2 diffrent contrys, but one big nation. we just need a small peice of the escapist, you and you contry are the one in power, we can't threat you, if anyone has a reason to start a war, it's us!
Also, He can use sushi to FUCKING EAT IT!
Wait, why should Darth be in power over us? That's super lame.
He IS more powerful, but he isn't TOTALLY evil, he may have some mercy for us.
Bull. No-one is more powerful then Great Cthulu. And He's on our side. You ships can't fire if their pilots are insaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAA@@@AAAAaaaaAAAAaaane.
Treading out from the shadows created by the Star Destroyer flagship Deceiving Enlightenment is Darth Eternum, the accepted apprentice of Darth Mobius. His ship had passed into orbit with experimental cloaking devices worthy only of a true apprentice to the one Master, and he had passed to the ground completely undetected.
"That is enough to warrant death, swan."
His robe conceals most of his black and dark-red features, but crimson horns makes promises of a million excruciating deaths. As he walks towards the Necroswanson, he reaches for his double-bladed lightsaber and brandishes Azrael. Its black and white blades tear the air without making a sound, and the fury conjured between his target and him can be tasted by every present individual in the heretic place.
"I come bearing the flag of the Sith Democratic Party. You, Optimus Prime, is a tyrant who thinks himself the self-proclaimed ruler of a land within the premises of our Sith Lord Darth Mobius. He is the elected President, and the SDP does NOT tolerate tyrants in its realm. This is the flag of your impending doom. Submit, or every participant in this insult of a self-proclaimed kingdom, utterly devoid of preservation of languages, will fall."
Bull. No-one is more powerful then Great Cthulu. And He's on our side. You ships can't fire if their pilots are insaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAA@@@AAAAaaaaAAAAaaane.
Who?
Higurashi: [quote="TheNecroswanson" post="362.82711.1145169"]That, and he's a big fat meanie face.
our doom [quote] You just had to open you fucking mouth...
Bull. No-one is more powerful then Great Cthulu. And He's on our side. You ships can't fire if their pilots are insaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAA@@@AAAAaaaaAAAAaaane.
Who?
Higurashi: [quote="TheNecroswanson" post="362.82711.1145169"]That, and he's a big fat meanie face.
our doom [quote] You just had to open you fucking mouth...
We'll be fine. I think we got... Metal Gears or something in a buncker somewhere.
Your magasty/honor/whatever, as Escapia's reprisenetive, May I just ask, why are we fighting? how did the Escapia goverment bother you? and if you may, atleast let our civelians a few shelters in you kingdom, so inisent people won't get hurt? We will give you our life-time supplie of sushi we got from Japan.
The Escapia government bothered him because it is attempting to annex a section of The Escapist, a place he presides over in full. This is not a kingdom, but a democracy. He is President, not king. He's a Sith. Sith. He cares for the lives of innocent people of a hostile kingdom about as much as a giant does for a single grain of rice. Also, Sushi? What would a Sith, with the entire Escapist at his command want with sushi?
You do realize that I am an American, and have already provided my constituents with all of the free cookies, beer and swimming pools they can eat, drink, and drive their fancy sports cars into, right? Other than trying to bribe me with sushi, your lack of grammar skills also offends me, and as BlingCat said, your annexation of my Land does anger me. Plus, you all qualify as Rebels, and what did I say would happen to Rebels when I took power?
That's right:
Okay, I will let your inisent civelians reach their bomb shelters. Unfortunately for you, all you seem to have is Innocent Civilians, who shall burn where they stand if you do not surrender!
Your magasty/honor/whatever, as Escapia's reprisenetive, May I just ask, why are we fighting? how did the Escapia goverment bother you? and if you may, atleast let our civelians a few shelters in you kingdom, so inisent people won't get hurt? We will give you our life-time supplie of sushi we got from Japan.
The Escapia government bothered him because it is attempting to annex a section of The Escapist, a place he presides over in full. This is not a kingdom, but a democracy. He is President, not king. He's a Sith. Sith. He cares for the lives of innocent people of a hostile kingdom about as much as a giant does for a single grain of rice. Also, Sushi? What would a Sith, with the entire Escapist at his command want with sushi?
You do realize that I am an American, and have already provided my constituents with all of the free cookies, beer and swimming pools they can eat, drink, and drive their fancy sports cars into, right? Other than trying to bribe me with sushi, your lack of grammar skills also offends me, and as BlingCat said, your annexation of my Land does anger me. Plus, you all qualify as Rebels, and what did I say would happen to Rebels when I took power?
That's right:
Well, I guess thats the end of that.
Guys there is no point fighting him, most of the forum is with him, and this would just lead to a 20 page thread that would just waste time.
*lifts hand in air* I give up, But just remember, you will alway be remebered as an evil ruler by us...
And being democratic doesn't make you good, do you remeber that guy who was elected democraticly... what was his name... OH YEAH! Hitler?...
Don't you think that treating Escapia with complete and total hostility will lose you the support of many Escapists in the next election. You may be in control now but don't you worry about the future which you may be jeopardizing with your hasty decisions of complete annihilation. These peoples support can now be so easily taken. Just as children are the future voters, the newcomers to the Escapist are the future voters. They are the ones you should promise the health care and other goodies too. Not destroy all their hopes and dreams with no compromise.
And being democratic doesn't make you good, do you remeber that guy who was elected democraticly... what was his name... OH YEAH! Hitler?...
Also Winston Churchill. And every president of America, of whom the good outweigh the bad. And every Prime Minister of Britain, of whom, again, the good outweigh the bad.
Tsurugi: Don't you think that treating Escapia with complete and total hostility will lose you the support of many Escapists in the next election. You may be in control now but don't you worry about the future which you may be jeopardizing with your hasty decisions of complete annihilation. These peoples support can now be so easily taken. Just as children are the future voters, the newcomers to the Escapist are the future voters. They are the ones you should promise the health care and other goodies too. Not destroy all their hopes and dreams with no compromise.
Well, I would, if I was eligible to RUN in the next election, also, I had a few supporters that took my side just BECAUSE I planned to kill rebels. Also, Being worse than Hitler will get me in the History books for all time, right? Well, I don't care how well I am remembered, as long as I AM remembered for all time. Also, even though I do accept SnowCold's surrender, he is NOT Escapia's King. I will spare everyone else's lives for Collaborating with a traitor if you give me Optimus Prime.
What is this nonsense I keep seeing about Escapia and an Escapist president!?
Go ahead and feel free to play your silly little games with your silly little fake governments and fake wars. I don't really care.
Just remember that nothing you do has any consequence whatsoever in the face of Tendo82, aka the golden child aka the bringing of the banhammer aka the level infinity overlord of the forums.
Darth Mobius and Optimus Prime go about your little war - but when the day of forum judgement comes...you better recognize!
Darth Mobius: I will spare everyone else's lives for Collaborating with a traitor if you give me Optimus Prime.
That's very kind of you.
Or, how about we remember that neither Optimus Prime nor you have any real authority over any other member of the 'Pist, and that this has seriously gotten out of hand now.
It isn't even fun, it's just a pissing contest, where one side has realised how juvenile the whole thing is, and is just trying to get the aggressive opponent to stop urinating up the wall already.
tendo82: What is this nonsense I keep seeing about Escapia and an Escapist president!?
Go ahead and feel free to play your silly little games with your silly little fake governments and fake wars. I don't really care.
Just remember that nothing you do has any consequence whatsoever in the face of Tendo82, aka the golden child aka the bringing of the banhammer aka the level infinity overlord of the forums.
Darth Mobius and Optimus Prime go about your little war - but when the day of forum judgement comes...you better recognize!
Oh, we do recognize Tendo, we do. We just like to have a little fun now and then.
Darth Mobius: I will spare everyone else's lives for Collaborating with a traitor if you give me Optimus Prime.
That's very kind of you.
Or, how about we remember that neither Optimus Prime nor you have any real authority over any other member of the 'Pist, and that this has seriously gotten out of hand now.
It isn't even fun, it's just a pissing contest, where one side has realised how juvenile the whole thing is, and is just trying to get the aggressive opponent to stop urinating up the wall already.
QFT. We were having fun until this "war" business came about. Quit ruining our games!
Fine, if no one wants to fight a war just because we can, I will order the withdrawal of our fleets. Seriously, I HAD no problem with Escapia, I just thought it would be kind of fun to Trenchcoat around in my Character as President Darth Mobius. Besides, I figured Optimus Prime would be the one to fight me, since in the other thread he mentioned that he wanted to overthrow me. I figured that the whole Escapia RP was just a set-up for that. And as has already been mentioned once, I was Kidnapped, without my being allowed to do anything about it, I wanted to INSTIGATE a war, since everyone seemed primed for me to do so as soon as I won. Here we are, five peaceful months later, and I simply wanted to live up to everyone's expectations. If anyone still wants to fight me, we will simply move back to my thread, "The Escapist Goes to War." Feel free to join us or fight us there.
I don't even want to read all of this. What happened to the country built on a constitution with human rights. Pretty soon there will be UN troops patrolling the place to keep the peace.
Oh golly gosh, I spend one day, ONE DAY, going to the cinema and THIS happens to my country? Well, fight fire with fire. Martial Law is declared and also our WMDs (courtesy of own weapons management division) have all been unleashed upon Darth Mobius (or whatever that dirty biggamist calls himself).
Oh yes, and I've fled the country. Good luck, I'll return once we win and claim the victory
UNLEASH THE CANNONS!
EDIT: WAIT! I refuse to flee, I declare war! All citizens of Escapia, UNITE! And a medal for all loyal subjects!
Which has only been non-residents of Escapia so far, funny enough. If Optimus makes a move, his subjects will follow. He is the key to their motivation, and as of now they are simply confused. I hope he notices this and replies soon. =) Which he just ninja'd me and did! A full scale war it is.
Optimus Prime: Oh golly gosh, I spend one day, ONE DAY, going to the cinema and THIS happens to my country? Well, fight fire with fire. Martial Law is declared and also our WMDs (courtesy of own weapons management division) have all been unleashed upon Darth Mobius (or whatever that dirty biggamist calls himself).
Oh yes, and I've fled the country. Good luck, I'll return once we win and claim the victory
UNLEASH THE CANNONS!
EDIT: WAIT! I refuse to flee, I declare war! All citizens of Escapia, UNITE! And a medal for all loyal subjects!
May I direct you to this thread whereupon this war will be taking place. I hope to see you upon the battlefield, and pray you prove to be a worthy foe.
I never said I was king of Escapist, merely Escapia, but if you wish meto expand my influence....
And dw, I take everything online with the fun that's intended. And I was never offended by you, and if I'm honest I percieve you as a very good person, especially as you took time to explain the action. And I accept your friendship, buddy :)
As the first Ballistic Missile began it's flight, Darth mobius' new pet project was released. The Star destroyer Test Platform XD-01 moved within range of the incoming weapons. A single round, a three pound projectile, burst forth from one barrel of the experimental Rail-Gun system. It hit the first missile at 6 times the speed of sound, creating an impact speed of over 10,000 kilometers per hour. The missile disintegrated.
As more and more missiles launched, more and more Rail-guns began plucking them from the sky.
"So be it, OPTIMUS PRIME, you have just signed your death warrant."
"Initiate Attack plan Delta 6-5."
Suddenly, a fleet of Giant walkers appeared around the city and began firing their turbolaser into the throngs of civilians who were standing around, attempting to rally against the mighty Army Darth mobius had summoned.
Egad....um Escapians! Even you civil ones, should you have time/persistance, the war has moved onto their thread. Please join us for some light hearted death and dismemberment
A blinding flash, a small shock wave, a cloud of dust, a figure. So was the entrance of Mr. B. Cat, his sword resting calmly in his hand, a wrecked Hermes fighter smouldering behind him, small pops echoing from it's hull. "Hmm... Portable Lightning Cores need more work before they can be relied upon." He turns, drawing his pistol. "Who then, wants a fight?"
Right I need people to know this, NOW. When I first started the post I never truly intended to start a country. It was a bit of fun as my first post. I don't want a reputation around here as 'that-guy-who's-too-strange-to-befriend'. I merely wanted to get to know people, in a friendly way. And yeah this is find, nay, encouraged. Just don't lets get personal.
Like Darth Mobias said, it's meant to be fun, that's all.
We have successfully migrated the war back to our own thread. We will leave everyone who wishes it, alone. Sorry again, that some of you were offended by my and my factions' actions.
Your magasty/honor/whatever, as Escapia's reprisenetive, May I just ask, why are we fighting? how did the Escapia goverment bother you? and if you may, atleast let our civelians a few shelters in you kingdom, so inisent people won't get hurt?
We will give you our life-time supplie of sushi we got from Japan.