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Copy Clerk
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oops turns out you cant survive your throat bein slit for such herecy
nekolux

Gone Gonzo
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meatloaf231:
Gah! Beaten to the punch by Necroswanson!

Confound it all, I'm putting mine up anyways. You said you wanted a pseudo-Equilibrium style, so I made something kind of totalitarian. Good times.

I take it that stands for the iron hand of sanity, shining out of the blackness that is the internet?

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 7 Jan 2009

Sewblon:

BudZer:
I'm afraid I cannot let your country form to be, as the BudZerLand seeks to control all areas upon this green Earth.

Let us do battle!

Since we are at war we should decide if we will practice military conscription, I vote that we do not practice conscription.

i move we just bomb the hell out of them untill they surrender

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 5 Nov 2008

We do not have any laws that I am aware of so just being Chief of Police and guy who dies within 10 minutes of every SS mission would be pretty boring. So I call Minister of Espionage.

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 27 Jun 2008

Sewblon:
My gamer tag is also Sewblon but I do most of my gaming on Steam.

I do as well. Haven't been on my Xbox for a few days. =P

Gone Gonzo
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HL Plague666:

Sewblon:

BudZer:
I'm afraid I cannot let your country form to be, as the BudZerLand seeks to control all areas upon this green Earth.

Let us do battle!

Since we are at war we should decide if we will practice military conscription, I vote that we do not practice conscription.

i move we just bomb the hell out of them untill they surrender

We should abduct their whores first then bomb them.

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 7 Jan 2009

Sewblon:

HL Plague666:

Sewblon:

BudZer:
I'm afraid I cannot let your country form to be, as the BudZerLand seeks to control all areas upon this green Earth.

Let us do battle!

Since we are at war we should decide if we will practice military conscription, I vote that we do not practice conscription.

i move we just bomb the hell out of them untill they surrender

We should abduct their whores first then bomb them.

i second this notion begin operation fuck and bomb

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 704
Joined: 27 Nov 2008

i would like to complain about my position within the glorious nation of escapia. i clearly requested to be the minister of bullshit yet you have placed me under the title of horse manure. i find this highly offensive as there is a clear difference between the excrement of the male bovine and the excrement of an equus. I can easily sue you if this is not put into place soon.

Paperboy
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Joined: 13 Dec 2008

Oooo i want to be a pie shop owner :D

Gone Gonzo
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I hereby resign my position as Chief of police so as to devote my full attention to my new duties as Minister of Espionage and guy who dies within 10 minutes of every mission. I hereby swear my allegiance to Optimus Prime and the nation of Escapia.

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blubuddy:
Oooo i want to be a pie shop owner :D

the sheriff of budzerland stole your pie. i recommend you join in on operation fuck and bomb. i am currently working on a justification speech which will have the side effect of them turning all their cows over to me.

On the Record
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Joined: 13 Aug 2008

Heh, I like how by staying away for a while I've gotten Necroswanson and Abolished to do my dirty work for me. Now I just sit back and let them tire themselves out before picking off the winner.

BANNED
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"Tigers are great, Tigers are good,
Escapia's fine, now lets eat some food*"
-Ballad of the Tigers of Escapia

*Food refers to tuna sandwiches... or really any tuna.

User was banned for: The artist in thee. (Permanent)
Beat Writer
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xitel:
Heh, I like how by staying away for a while I've gotten Necroswanson and Abolished to do my dirty work for me. Now I just sit back and let them tire themselves out before picking off the winner.

The Necroswanson is currently in a grave..... not dead though he just likes to sleep in these sort of places, and know we are all alone *draws sword* have at you.

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 7 Apr 2008

HL Plague666:
oops turns out you cant survive your throat bein slit for such herecy
nekolux

Ahh true but then who would know that i'm betraying you guys ?

Gone Gonzo
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I hereby divide the Ministry of Espionage into the theft of secrets from hostile nations division and the put explicit videos of people whom I dislike on Youtube division.

Gone Gonzo
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The Ministry of Espionage division is currently recruiting, you get the job if you call dibs because that is the official employment system of Escapia enacted by lord Optimus Prime. PM me to apply.

Gone Gonzo
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nekolux:

HL Plague666:
oops turns out you cant survive your throat bein slit for such herecy
nekolux

Ahh true but then who would know that i'm betraying you guys ?

nekolux I hereby place you under surveillance till I am satisfied that you are not a threat or I have sufficient evidence to have you executed.

Copy Clerk
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nekolux:

HL Plague666:
oops turns out you cant survive your throat bein slit for such herecy
nekolux

Ahh true but then who would know that i'm betraying you guys ?

i call it preimptive striking
u looked suspicous and i have an itchy trigger finger

Red Guard
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Moved to forum games.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 7 Jan 2009

The discrepancy ove your name is resolved, Sir Bullshit

And everyone who post within the next hour gets a medal - Medal for Active Servie During the BudZer Wars

You all must keep track of your own medals btw

Gone Gonzo
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wilsonscrazybed:
Moved to forum games.

Thank you.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 19 Sep 2008

Hate to break up all your warring and squabbling, but as minister of drugs, whores and guns, I must declare that my three assigned items are not only legal, but mandatory.

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 7 Jan 2009

what are fourm games

Gone Gonzo
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Optimus Prime:
The discrepancy ove your name is resolved, Sir Bullshit

And everyone who post within the next hour gets a medal - Medal for Active Servie During the BudZer Wars

You all must keep track of your own medals btw

The archivist should keep track of the medals.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Ok who shall be the Archivist? Anyone? If not the task shall fall to me. Message me if you've taken the oath btw

EDIT: Medals now on front page

Gone Gonzo
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AuntyEthel:
Hate to break up all your warring and squabbling, but as minister of drugs, whores and guns, I must declare that my three assigned items are not only legal, but mandatory.

I have already shot someone, devised a plan to acquire whores and I am on anti-depressants so I am covered.

Gone Gonzo
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I vote that we put the Dr. Who Dr. Manhattan tag team in charge of the Budzer front.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 27 Nov 2008

i take the oath and am using it as the basis for my speech to make Budzer surrender all his whores and bovine to myself.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Hrmm is it me or ever since we were moved into forum games whenever we post we dont come up on that little table at the homepage? this could be disasterous for our country!

Pulitzer Laureate
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Hey to any mods, is it possible that this post could get moved back? Because it relied on word of mouth per se, and people seeing it and joining. Now it will just fade. :(

Gone Gonzo
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I vote to enact a compulsory reproduction program.

Copy Clerk
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y not just move back to the other fourms that we were originaly on

Pulitzer Laureate
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exactly, Ive asked a mod to move us back if he can

Pulitzer Laureate
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Sewblon:

AuntyEthel:
Hate to break up all your warring and squabbling, but as minister of drugs, whores and guns, I must declare that my three assigned items are not only legal, but mandatory.

I have already shot someone, devised a plan to acquire whores and I am on anti-depressants so I am covered.

Good job. You will not be arrested for treason.

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