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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2326 Joined: 5 Nov 2008     | |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009    | pornography? and weapons shipments. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 114 Joined: 27 Jun 2008    |
Umm... Remind me of what I say for the oath again? Budzer medal GET! =P |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | um...thats good enough, ill add you anyway |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2326 Joined: 5 Nov 2008 | Wear does our country stand on the right to read and wright fan fiction? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | You can do what ever the hell you want! (except a coup) so yeah go for it Can anyone get a mod to move this back? He's not replying to me and I'm sure he'll budge with more people. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 55 Joined: 7 Jan 2009   | so curb stoping infants is cool |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | Only if you chainsaw their teacher |
Copy Clerk Posts: 55 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | k np |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 400 Joined: 7 Apr 2008  |
you cant i havent betrayed you to an enemy nation yet =P |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2326 Joined: 5 Nov 2008 |
Since I can do whatever I want except a coup I hereby announce that the Ministry of Espionage has found a video tape of TheNecroswansen and Abolished engaged in homosexual intercourse with eachother. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2326 Joined: 5 Nov 2008 |
That is all the proof I need I hereby sanction your execution by The order keeper of the land. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | I have to go now. If anyone can sort out this thread placement issue it twould be funky. Until next chiiiiildren, this is Optimus Prime AA-WOOOOOOOOOOO! |
On the Record  Posts: 5490 Joined: 13 Aug 2008    |
But sir, I have no ambition to run a country. I would much rather let someone else run it, and sit in a position of lesser power. Hence, you would be better off letting me live, and running a portion of the government, rather than weakening yourself further by fighting a needless battle, after which a more ambitious subordinate would have the opportunity to take advantage of your momentary weakness to assassinate you and seize power in your stead. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2326 Joined: 5 Nov 2008 | I have to go to bed, the offer to PM me and enlist in the Ministry of Espionage stands until either I or Optimus Prime state otherwise. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1654 Joined: 1 Oct 2008  |
Ok! here is the anthum! (to the music of the S1 unforgoten realmes theme) Also, I take my oath (or do I have to say something specific?) The Sniper, Meic, Heavy and Engineer from TF2 |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1654 Joined: 1 Oct 2008 |
The Element of Yathzeeum [Zp], the only element that can destroy Fanbonite [Fb] which is the main resoure of Japan. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 400 Joined: 7 Apr 2008 | Nooooo save me from this unfair kingdom! I SHALL BETRAY YOU FOR EXECUTING ME =P |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 646 Joined: 16 Dec 2007     |
I second this motion.. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2836 Joined: 20 Jul 2008    | Just wondering but what is the oath to this country? |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 646 Joined: 16 Dec 2007 | I must depart to the Mandatory Knowledge-Implantation Institution. I'd much rather do this, I missed a couple pages in just one night! O.o Farewell! One last thing: I need a team of doctors/scientists to serve under the Chief Minister-Baron of Medicine, who happens to be myself. Doctor of Science and How it Works, Bitches That should cover it for now. PM me if you're interested. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 646 Joined: 16 Dec 2007 |
It's pretty much anything you want as long as you include "I pledge allegiance to Escapia and Optimus Prime." I personally think you should include something about your job(s) in your pledge. |
BANNED  Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008     | In this new land, I would like to offer my services as a Sociopathic (and particularly brutal) hitman. I will torture those who would oppose you, execute the occasional tourist, and help keep you in power, Can I please just kill people for a living? Pretty please? User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2836 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 | *Raises his plunger like hand as he begins to take his oath.* I, Dalek Sec, pledge allegiance to Escapia and Optimus Prime. I here by take this oath to defend my country against all threats, be they be Time Lord or like wise as a member of this country's Secret Service. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1066 Joined: 23 Sep 2008    | secretary of defense here, just wanted to make sure you're feeling groovy |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1654 Joined: 1 Oct 2008 |
I might also take the Master Psychologist if his magasty will allow me to have more the one job Also, I don't beleive in Fruid [or how ever you spell it], so expect... Crazier therapys... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1654 Joined: 1 Oct 2008 |
What he said All hail Escapia! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2012 Joined: 7 Sep 2008   |
Where's my medal? I pledged my citizenry and allegiance to Escapia a few pages back. I want my medal! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1044 Joined: 2 Jul 2008  | It seems several of you have become mad with power during my absence,well to be fair you were already mad but now you have power! Oh and,I pledge my allegiance to Escapia and Optimus Prime. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1066 Joined: 23 Sep 2008 |
the time will come, dont worry |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1066 Joined: 23 Sep 2008 |
I recommend this (you will see why) |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 531 Joined: 10 Jul 2008   | Its cool to see which people prefer to be the nation builders and who prefer to be the soldiers |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1066 Joined: 23 Sep 2008 |
technically, I'm both |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1044 Joined: 2 Jul 2008 |
ditto...what? Blowing stuff up is technically construction! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1066 Joined: 23 Sep 2008 |
Secretary of Defense/Offense once I was a lowly infantry man but now...now... |
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So what is our country's main source of revenue?