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On the Record  Posts: 7318 Joined: 23 Dec 2007     | |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 61 Joined: 17 Oct 2008     | Now to randomly make space age shit. -Grabs a normal pistol and modifies it to fire nuclear lasers- Awesome, Now to make more and test it on my pet dog. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2315 Joined: 5 Nov 2008     |
Can't the national sport be Team Fortress 2? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2315 Joined: 5 Nov 2008 | The jobs open in the Ministry of Espionage are, Chief Hacker, Designer of sneaky gadgetry, Master of disguise, Home land intelligence guardian and hostile nation infiltrator. I am going to need many Home land intelligence guardians and hostile nation infiltrators. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1652 Joined: 1 Oct 2008  |
I agree |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008    |
I'm very tempted to attempt your assassination, as I would be doing Escapia (Or whatever the hell this upstart nation state is) a favour. Then I realized I don't want to do them favours. So, instead, I choose to ally myself with you. As assassin and man who can't be trusted. Who may or may not bring the wrath of The Escapist, a far larger country with a prominent military in it's own right, (Seriously, everyone there has a fleet of spaceships. I do as well, but that's beside the point. Also, Ultrajoe. He's a military in his own right as well) down around your ears if you don't tread... Carefully. |
On the Record  Posts: 5490 Joined: 13 Aug 2008    |
That's why you do what I do and infiltrate every government. Then you can control the upstart nation's from within with a silver tongue and beguiling wit. And I'm a citizen of the Escapist, and I don't have a fleet. I don't need a pathetic fleet to fight my battles for me. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 |
No you just blow up people's nice flagships they took a long time creating the basic design of. Jerk. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009    | Ahhhh, I'm back my delicious country. Tiem for updating the roll call and medals list! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007    | I'm the rebel leader who will put this monstrosity out of it's misery, I think. I don't need your permission. |
On the Record Posts: 5490 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 |
Hey! That was self defense and you know it! I was just going to commandeer it, but your men started attacking me! |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | Aaaahhh, where have all these rebels come from? I offer you peace...or, failing that, a medal for Treachory and Unlove |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 |
I'll back your cause. I have, according to the fragile mythos I've been attempting to weave, a fleet (Missing a flagship, but that's not an issue right now), a sword and the power of pantheons of gods on my side. Together, (And hopefully with a little more help!) We could crush Escapia! Also:
You teleported without warning onto the command bridge. Then proceeded to inject yourself. Of course they attacked you! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1063 Joined: 23 Sep 2008    |
no I say! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 55 Joined: 7 Jan 2009   | i op we kill the rebels to make an example to all who nay say our leader...any ideas to how we should publicly exicute them |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | my old favourite, curxifiction...ahhhhh, good times |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | Except that I have a fleet bristling with high energy lasers, a sword that transforms into a lightning bolt that gives me godlike powers, and the support of more than three major Greek pantheon gods. Execution will not be an option. Especially since Darth Mobius wants your head. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 55 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 |
well scince weve all been genticly enhanced and r invunerable to all puny weapons such as yours...and now we bitch slap you with our god like dick your now pinned to a metalic croos for the rest of escapias existance... side note it has also come to my attention that there is a force sheild protecting all of escapia from any attack so i declare this day in the name of our king optimus prime all escapians hail lord of all optimus |
BANNED  Posts: 2513 Joined: 3 Dec 2008   | Man, all our country seems to do is attract rebels. User was banned for: The artist in thee. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 | Hmm... I made this a while ago to practice Photoshop. Since my original purpose has been wasted, might as well post it here. This is who you're fighting, scumbags. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 |
Do I really have to respond to this? Really? Bitch slapped by a god like dick... Even Ultrajoe couldn't respond to that without lapsing into a fury. A fury I say! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 55 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 |
umm no one cares your dead and it was ment as an wait wait wait your nothing i have no reason to explain shit to scum such as you |
BANNED  Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007    | I have arisen from the grave, and got back from college, what did I miss? User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | Well we're now in the forum games section so we don't get any new people as we're not in the what's new section :( if only a mod would move us back... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2770 Joined: 13 Feb 2008   |
You are a perceptive one. It's actually the skyline of Chicago. |
On the Record Posts: 7318 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 |  Center Ideology Flag Proportions of 2:1 Black, White and 128:0:0 Maroon  Medal of Fealty Hereby Oath to Great Escapia More medals to come. Will also fix some minor stupidities of currently Awarded medal. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 646 Joined: 16 Dec 2007    | That flag is epic win. *doffs cap* Also! Goody, a Master Psychologist. Lemme get your name down, and I like your style, sir/ma'am! Doctor of Science and How it Works, Bitches: All else is open! Let's get a bio-weapon engineer, people! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2226 Joined: 5 Jan 2009  | Dibs on the captain of the flamethrowing unit. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | Got to say that flag and medal are ASSURRRM! For those alone have a medal - Medal for Sheer Awsomeness |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2226 Joined: 5 Jan 2009 | is the position still available my King, Optimus Prime? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | For flamer thrower? Yeah sure, and I've given you the medal for taking the oath :D |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | Oh and as of now crime is against the law |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 |
I AM the law! So, yes, crime would probably be against me. Even those that I commit. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2004 Joined: 7 Sep 2008  |
Thanks. However, I don't know what the skyline of Chicago looks like, seeing as I haven't even set foot outside our country. |
On the Record  Posts: 6504 Joined: 8 Nov 2008  | I have returned. Muahahaha. And I announce I am also offering my service to the rebels.(for some cookies, of course.) |
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