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Once more I am forced to remind you. *sigh* Name: Higurashi Fujibayashi For Darth Mobius and the Sith Democratic Party that is! | |
Name: D Kozza Occupation: Your Mistress | |
Who died and made you king, Optimus Prime? Name: Sosa Kitty | |
Well, considering our president is Darth Mobius by election, I'd say... wait a minute. I should slay you. *brandishes lightsaber lance* | |
I, for one, accept our new Optimus overlord. Name: Flying-Emu | |
Then, my friend, you are going to get it. You're going to get it like you've never gotten it before. Hoo yes. *rubs hands* | |
Sorry, Higurashi. I'm already the assassin. Name:berethond And I wasn't here for the election, so I have no allegiance. | |
My job? I'm going to overthrow you king of escapia! Then put in a new King.....no wait...a democratic leader!! Your not even a King! Wheres Your Queen!? Huh!? Yeah, Though So! I need coup members! Coup Members: | |
That's okay, I don't need to be. As for those who have no allegiance... it doesn't exactly help your position. The SDP is in power, and those who would side with a tyrant who wishes to overthrow democracy... well, I wouldn't want to be you. | |
I ain't overthrowin' No democracy' he's a king, that is an autocracy! | |
No, that's monarchy. But the Escapist forums aren't. We have a president. | |
Oh, right I forgot, therefor Optimus Prime isn't our King, LAIR! /Thread | |
Optimus, you should run for President when the next election thread takes place. Say, when is that going to happen? 58 posts and you already label yourself as King. That takes guts. | |
So when's the rival kingdom/country going to get set up? I want to start the RP part already. | |
Not to mention he joined today. Says something about the quality of his posts, nay?
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Wait.... I'm confused. | |
I'm thinking the creator of this thread also is slightly so. | |
Call me Ultrajoe, The Ultra Joe. And i dispute this claim to Kingship, we are no monarchy. | |
Oh, very nice. King, eh! I expect you've got a palace and fine I'm the hobo who shouts obscenities at cars. Also a candidate in the next election. | |
This is like that business with Charles and the House of Commons, oh lawd. It's okay, I remember that all turned out great for the King...I think. In fact, this is probably how England got started...except, without the internet. ...Of course I'm taking this seriously! | |
Name: SnowCold (the brave, you gave me the title) | |
King? I serve no king. I serve the people, and their goodwill; as such I will fight you until you prove to me I don't need to anymore. Name: The Logician Occupation: Logician, sometimes detective (in the guise of Noirgician) archfiend (in the guise of Fiendgician. Occasionally a voice of reason when The Escapist has an outbreak of the stupid. Allies: Jerry (The Logician's laptop) Jerry's starfleet (consisting of 24000 ships the size of our solar system) The Dragonzord Megazord, Chuck Norris, Spoon, various Escapees. Enemies: Dick Cheeny, the country of France, Utah, most ninjas, various Escapees. The Logician's enemies are diverse and number in the millions. Motto: Apologies Abound Weaknesses: Like I'd tell you that. Apologies for your inevetable dowfall. You've earned it. | |
Name:Birras Occupation:One of Logician's enemies, anti-fanboy, and, in emergencies, I act for containment of the stupid virus. Danger:critical amount of stupid virus exists within the thread starter. Containment protocols state that I must eliminate him. | |
Oi, what are you doing? Occupation: Military leader who's about to kick your ass if you don't step off. We are a democracy and we already have a president, so either wait for the next election, or I shall be forced to quell this uprising! | |
Name: Yonni-Kun 0ccupation: Town drunk | |
Name: neoman10 Occupation: Secretary of Offense/Defense | |
Name: Hookman | |
I say we abandon kings, and run by popular vote. Also, date of joining should not alter how good you are here, because most people joined in about 08. | |
Name: GenHellspawn | |
We already are. Darth Mobius is our democratically elected President. Hence why we destroy this false 'king'. I may not have supported him in the election, but gosh darn it if I'm not a patriot! Also, my position in the grand hierarchy of the Escapist? | |
Darth Empyrean calmly comes up behind Optimus Prime, the slim Dark Lady of the Sith clearing her throat Lazily. "So YOU are the fool who is calling yourself the 'King of the Escapist'. I think I'll give you two choices. Fall at my feet and accept a quick death, or start running and I'll give you an hours head start before I hunt you down and disembowel you at my own Leisure. I'm going to give you about... Ten seconds to decide." While Darth Empyrean waits, she glances at Higurashi, giving him a grin. "What do you think. Slow and painful, or quick and excruciating? I promised Darth Mobius I would protect him from all enemies, foreign and Domestic, and this... 'King' looks like an enemy to the SDP's reign." Slips her Lightsaber off her hip, the blade igniting with a soft hiss, and letting the gleaming emerald weapon rest on the cloth of Optimus Prime's shoulder. The stench of burning cloth, and the undertone of scorched flesh, rises in a cloud of smoke. "I am Darth Empyrean, Vice President and Wife to Darth Mobius. You are treading in dangerous waters. Renounce your claim on the escapist, and maybe, just maybe, Darth Mobius will keep me from killing you." | |
Name: Bubble | |
The sky turned suddenly dark as 21 kilometers of death and destruction passed overhead. Darth Mobius' flagship, the Super Star Destroyer Ragnarok, escorted by her two 19 kilometer long sister ships, the Fallacious Reasoning and the Misleading Statistic and twenty four Star Destroyers seemed ready to destroy the entire planet. Five minutes later a single blazing fireball could be seen entering the atmosphere. All of the Escapist's turned their heads to the side and screamed in surprise as a sonic boom threatened to destroy their ears. The Solid Gold shuttle Vagrant Philanderer settled to her landing pads still shimmering with heat from the incredibly fast re-entry. The Quantum-Crystalline armor gave the shuttle an oily sheen that seemed to flow around the shuttle as the landing ramp lowered and a dark shadow descended. "Who has come to challenge my LEGALLY OBTAINED Authority with his claim of Royal Birthright?" He lunged towards Optiumus Prime with a suddenness that startled even his good friends, landing next to him with twin lightsabers crossed at his neck. The Orange blade seemed to match the color of Darth Mobius eyes, while the Deep Purplish-Blue blade seemed as cold as his fury. "Give me one reason not to behead you now!" | |
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