Sigh.

This has all gotten far too silly. Now there's death threats towards the king.

Remember when I said that this was like that business with Charles and the House of Commons?

Qayin:
This is like that business with Charles and the House of Commons, oh lawd.

See? I said that.

This is just how England was invented.

Right, so perhaps Optimus Prime has been a bit silly and presumptuous, but is that really any reason to send him RP-death-threats?

Can't we just admit that both sides were 'appointed' in a fairly silly format, and make me supreme ruler?

Qayin:

Can't we just admit that both sides were 'appointed' in a fairly silly format, and make me supreme ruler?

I'd vote for that!

No no no, Im not king of the Escapist, but instead Escapia, the country we started yesturday

Bling Cat:
I'd vote for that!

Of course you would, I'm me, after all!

Darth Mobius:
Seriously? QAYIN? YOU voted for me! How can this be? No more cookies and beer for you!

Well, yes, but it was still a forum game.

Although, the SDP was definitely the best party, it was up against a party that wanted to turn the 'Pist into 4Chan, and...Ultra Joe's...Unity...

So, yes, I voted for you, and it was certainly the right vote, but it was still, well, rather silly, your party was the most serious, and it had Sith and Democratic in its title.

So, yes, but no. Maybe. No comment.

Optimus Prime:
No no no, Im not king of the Escapist, but instead Escapia, the country we started yesturday

Too late for that, Charles!

Battle plan; lol at the brewing civil war, and then temporarily set myself up as supreme, sexy overlord, before the winner of said civil war inevitably kicks my arse off the metaphorical throne.

For a short while, when no one is there to notice, I will sit on the throne, of which no inherent power comes, but I will be there! And you'll all know, because when I leave, I'll be taking that chair with me.

*Figment of mind sits on a nearby hill and eats some popcorn while watching all of the soon-to-be mania that was hopefully going to unfold.*

Cassendella: *walks up to him and kicks him in the back of the head.*
Figment:OW! What was that for?
Cassendella: Why are you not helping Mobius and Empyrean?
Figment: They don't need my help. Anyways I'm hoping there will be a war between the Escapist and Escapia.
Cassendella: WHAT?! Why?
Figment: Cause, it's not fun to be a nation unless there is another nation around to challange us.
Cassendella: That's nonpatriotic, ya know.
Figment: It's not nonpatriotic, it's natural. I like the SDP but if there's not going to be anyone else to oppose us then why have one?
Cassendella: So we can have order and peace in the escapist!
Figment: What about the people who hate the way peace is being maintained by the SDP?
Cassendella: Then their small party can succed from the Escapist.
Figment: Isn't that what they are doing?
Cassendella: Ah.......I hate you.
Figment: *Looks up with wonder in his eyes.* You mean i won an arguement? I WON AN ARGUEMENT?! YYYYEEESSSSS!!!!! I FINALLY WIN!
Cassendella: But you forget that they arn't spliting off. This was just created for fun.
Figment: *Defeated look* Can't i win just once?
Cassendella: Nope. By the way....which side would you be on if there was a war between The Escapist and Escapia?
Figment: The SDP of course. I am loyal to it after all. If i'm needed by the SDP then i'll help. They just don't need me as of yet.
Cassendella: Why do i not believe you?
Figment: Because you hate me.
Cassendella: Oh wait, that's right. *kicks him in the head.*
Figment: OW! What was that one for?
Cassendella: Because i hate you. *walks away laughing.*
Figment: Grrr......

As you can guess...i just posted this for the hell of it. Well...i managed to kill off 10 minutes. Also, I just wrote this for the fun of it. I still side with Darth mobius about this. I just don't want to fight unless needed.

Edit: After seeing what kind of people they have in Escapia, I'm starting to think that we should annialate them. Mainly because of a guy who really pisses me off for some reason.

The_Logician19:
Utah

What do you got against Utah, huh?

Qayin:

Although, the SDP was definitely the best party, it was up against a party that wanted to turn the 'Pist into 4Chan,

What about Rain? The Honorary Prez?

All other noises are blocked out at as a speaker pops out of a banana plane hovering nearby, it begins to play banana phone and Spartan Bannana climbs out of the hissing cockpit.

"I'm afraid you must stop this madness and have this realm locked by a supreme moderator, or else I shall be forced to fight alongside my enemy, Mobius, to quell this filthy mutiny!"

Oh, yes, also the party that wanted to use Rat-men.

My point is, if anything, supported by this. SDP was the most grounded in reality...and even that was...well, not. At all.

Name: dekkarax
Job: confused

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There's an edit button on all your posts, use it.

Name:Tbone
Job:Head of weapons development, currently working on high-explosive stockpile, but up for any assighnment/project you want me to work on.

Name: Dalek Sec

Job: Heavy Weapons expert in the Secret Service.

Optimus Prime:
No no no, Im not king of the Escapist, but instead Escapia, the country we started yesturday

Is it me or does "the country we started yesterday" sound kind of strange? Its something you probably wont hear more than once in your lifetime.

Hookman:

Optimus Prime:
No no no, Im not king of the Escapist, but instead Escapia, the country we started yesturday

Is it me or does "the country we started yesterday" sound kind of strange? Its something you probably wont hear more than once in your lifetime.

Sure. For example, I started a country yesterday. It's called berethondovia. It includes the three meters in every direction from my body at all times.

Name: Emperor Inferno

Title: Darth Corruptus

Job: The bringer of your doom.

All that you know is a lie. All that you are is a lie. You are a false king, you are no true ruler. You are an impostor, one who would seek to rule under false pretenses and usurpery, a liar and an imbecile. I bow to no man, I am too powerful, especially not to one such as yourself. Hello. I am Inferno, and I am going to be killing you now.

Darth Empyrean:
While Darth Empyrean waits, she glances at Higurashi, giving him a grin.

"What do you think. Slow and painful, or quick and excruciating? I promised Darth Mobius I would protect him from all enemies, foreign and Domestic, and this... 'King' looks like an enemy to the SDP's reign."

"True, my lady, and as his apprentice candidate, I owe him my loyalty. I say slow and disgustingly painful, definitely. I do not know if this worm is worth it, though. I certainly would not touch him in any way conceivable. Perhaps we should just leave it to my soldiers and end it with a remotely controlled thermal detonator."

Taking a bow as he de-cloaked his force camouflage and walked toward the Lady of the Sith and the impostor, still in his hooded robes, disgust was the Stargazer's foremost emotion, reflected in the fury of his eyes. He reached for Azrael, his double-bladed lightsaber, with severity in motion and mind, and twirled it in his hand.

"You do as you wish. I do not think he is actually a threat, nor worth the resources it takes to crush him. Perhaps the simplest and most beneficial way would be to simply demand he submit under the ruling hand of Master Mobius. Submit or be destroyed."

Darth Eternum glances at the Lady of the Sith with a subtle smile as he keeps the false king in check.
"Yes, my lady. I shall remain in the territory as squad leader of the reconnaissance team. If they make an ill-advised move, I shall stop them dead in their tracks and call for reinforcements. We have yet to hear from this tyrant."
Deactivating his lightsaber lance, the hooded sith lower his weapon and regains his composure. Walking back to his squad, they hastily make their way to set up camp, ever guarded by the star destroyer Deceiving Enlightenment in orbit, and its fighter ships.