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"Lord Mobius. A message from Admiral xxcloud417xx."

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*My Lord,
I offer my services in your endeavor, I will put at your disposal my fully operation battle station, designed after the Death Star schematics, though many improvements were made. All the legions within it will be yours to command, and my abilities as a Sith Marauder should help. I will be your greatest assassin should the need arise.*

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Under adequate premises, I might establish barracks for the training of new recruits. I have done some reconnaissance, and we are most likely to expect guerilla warfare from the opposition, so that would be the focus of my boot camps. This is only if I deem it necessary and if there indeed will be an armed conflict. Out.

xxcloud417xx:
I will be your greatest assassin should the need arise.

I would be careful in relative statements. Though I appreciate your enthusiasm, I am our Lord's apprentice, and none compare to me in the arts of assassination. Do you require further persuasion? I am equally proficient in the art of duelling.

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Higurashi:
Under adequate premises, I might establish barracks for the training of new recruits. I have done some reconnaissance, and we are most likely to expect guerilla warfare from the opposition, so that would be the focus of my boot camps. This is only if I deem it necessary and if there indeed will be an armed conflict. Out.

xxcloud417xx:
I will be your greatest assassin should the need arise.

I would be careful in relative statements. Though I appreciate your enthusiasm, I am our Lord's apprentice, and none compare to me in the arts of assassination. Do you require further persuasion? I am equally proficient in the art of duelling.

heh thats what the last guy said...

btw I'm right behind you...

hehehehe

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Bah, Barely accepted as my apprentice an hour ago and already he forgets that I do my own killing. My Wife raised a good point though. Without Optimus Prime's unconditional surrender, this war is not over. The only limitation is that we will hold our war on THIS thread, not his. I would not be surprised if Optimus Prime were to accept my offer of war, but until he returns, there is no such guarantee...

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Darth Empyrean stood on the bridge of her flag ship, the Indiscriminating Wisdom when a chuckle floated to her, inches from her ear.

"Beloved." The woman's lips curled into a calm smile. "You are needed at my side. Bring your fleet to me." Without turning Empyrean allows her fingers to trail acrossed the cheek of the phantom standing beside her.

"Yes Master." There is a moment of warm pressure against her neck, and then the air is still and quiet once more. Her crew is staring at her expectantly. They hadn't been able to hear the Phantom, but they could see it. And they had saw it vanish just as suddenly.

Turning finally to face the navagation pilot, Darth Empyrean gives him the coordinates to take her fleet to Darth Mobius' side. As one, all ten of her Crimson Super Star Destroyers leap into hyper space, and it is only a matter of time before they appear once more, exiting perfectly, in tight formation, to appear in front of Darth Mobius' golden fleet.

You wasted no time Beloved. Good to see your fleet is well trained. Darth Mobius voice sounded cheerful enough, but she knew it was because he was looking forward to a fight.

"I had no reason to dally my Lord."

The sound of amused laughter came again, and from one of the Golden Super Star Destroyers hanger bays, a shuttle launched. Knowing it was coming for her, Darth Empyrean met it just as it was landing, climbing aboard and taking it back to Darth Mobius Flag Ship.

Once she had landed, and once she had found her former master, Darth Empyrean waited patiently for orders to send to her fleet. They did not need her aboard. She had them trained well enough they could fight on their own. But in some instances, special drills would need her clearance. And now it was only a matter of time.

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Gone Gonzo
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Of course master, you get the pleasure of doing all the killing you wish. I was not expecting anything else, but was merely defending my position against this newcomer, as I take pride in my skills. Optimus Prime has now unleashed the anti-air cannons he has to his disposal, and I am proceeding to sabotage them, one establishment at a time. He has also fled the premises to whereabouts unknown, though he re-announced he did NOT flee the land. Let mayhem ensue.

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I already offered my services, and am merely refreshing the offer. My fleet shall complement yours, if you so wish it, as well as me fighting on the ground whenever possible.

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Aha! Tis me King Optimus! Boarding your flagship! Fire the cannons!

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Optimus Prime:
Aha! Tis me King Optimus! Boarding your flagship! Fire the cannons!

*Tear* I don't have flagship any more, thanks to Xitel...
But even if you were talking about Mobius (highly likely) Then I regret to inform you this is not his flagship. At all.

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Bling Cat:

Qayin:

Forget silly, this is downright awful.

I would disagree, but then I realized that A) This is true and B) I don't care right now. See, I'm not in it to attack Optimus Prime. I don't care about his country, I don't care about the war. I do care, however, about this...

HL Plague666:

Bling Cat:

HL Plague666:

Bling Cat:
Except that I have a fleet bristling with high energy lasers, a sword that transforms into a lightning bolt that gives me godlike powers, an the support of more than three major Greek pantheon gods. Execution will not be an option. Especially since Darth Mobius wants you head.

well scince weve all been genticly enhanced and r invunerable to all puny weapons such as yours...and now we bitch slap you with our god like dick your now pinned to a metalic croos for the rest of escapias existance...

side note it has also come to my attention that there is a force sheild protecting all of escapia from any attack so i declare this day in the name of our king optimus prime all escapians hail lord of all optimus

Do I really have to respond to this? Really? Bitch slapped by a god like dick... Even Ultrajoe couldn't respond to that without lapsing into a fury. A fury I say!

umm no one cares your dead and it was ment as an wait wait wait your nothing i have no reason to explain shit to scum such as you

... I don't like HL Plague 666. At all. He's the only reason I take part. Yes, I'm singling out a user, but only after he has given me good reason.

Holy Shit! That.... was... Gaaaa! My grammar circuits just imploded, and my "Faith-that-not-all-humanity-are-dickheads" ideal just took a serious beating too. Can I... disembowel him with a giant fucking meat cleaver?

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fish food carl:

Holy Shit! That.... was... Gaaaa! My grammar circuits just imploded, and my "Faith-that-not-all-humanity-are-dickheads" ideal just took a serious beating too. Can I... disembowel him with a giant fucking meat cleaver?

Feel free. And thank you for allowing me to post my intro without double posting.
A blinding flash, a small shock wave, a cloud of dust, a figure. So was the entrance of Mr. B. Cat, his sword resting calmly in his hand, a wrecked Hermes fighter smouldering behind him, small pops echoing from it's hull. "Hmm... Portable Lightning Cores need more work before they can be relied upon." He turns, drawing his pistol. "Who then, wants a fight?"

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Sure.

Edit due to ninja'ed: That was meant for Fish Food Carl. Disembowel him for me, and I'll feed him to my pet who I left on my Flag Ship.

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Right I need people to know this, NOW. When I first started the post I never truly intended to start a country. It was a bit of fun as my first post. I don't want a reputation around here as 'that-guy-who's-too-strange-to-befriend'. I merely wanted to get to know people, in a friendly way. And yeah this is find, nay, encouraged. Just don't lets get personal.

Like Darth Mobias said, it's meant to be fun, that's all.

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As I said, Lord Mobius, my battle station will be ready whenever you need it, be there a conflict with Escapia or not. I will relinquish all command to you, that you may use my talents more fully... I must also mention that I have a very... ahhhh... creative way to interrogate our enemies, should you require those services. I also assure you, my lord, that no one, not even Jedi, have had strong enough will to defeat my interrogation tactics. Should you require a more detailed description of my many talents. You may contact me personally...

Peace is a Lie...

...There is no Peace...
...There is only Passion...
...Through Passion, I gain Strength...
...Through Strength, I gain Power...
...Through Power, I gain Victory...
...Through Victory, My Chains are Broken...
...The Force will set me Free...

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Let the battle begin. Since I have been banned from actually fighting due to my... condition, I will be making sure a feast is ready when all you blockheads decide you are done trying to maul each other.

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Following his partner's beacon, Carl attempted to get a feel for these new ships. As his Jotun Fighter pulled up into Docking Bay - Y79E, he wandered why he even bought the confounded contraptions.

"However, they do look (and sound) awesome."

He marched purposefully up the ramp to his personally customised Fighter - Loki's Cunning.

From there he jettisoned the spare parts, slowly ramped up the thrusters, and ejected into the depths of space. From his outer viewpoint, he surveyed his quite pretty fleet. It was also surprisingly big.

2 Tyr Super-Battleships, that acted as mobile ports and command centres.
12 Fenris Wolf Destroyers, that slowly brought up the rear, moving behind cautiously.

Interspersed amongst the larger ships were innumerable smaller models, he glanced down and saw a squadron of Freya Bombers perform a perfectly timed strafing run, twist, and return to their starting positions.

I have trained them well...

He descended in Loki's Cunning , and halted sharply next to his good friend and colleague, Mr. B. Cat.

"Good morrow sirrah. Who or what are we mercilessly and brutally murdering today?"

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Update to follow: Right now I am awaiting word on where Mr. Prime wants his battle. Until we know for sure, I will update you all with my current position... All that has transpired up to this point:

Darth Mobius:

Darth Mobius' Personal Fleet of 24 golden Star Destroyers, 3 Super Star Destroyers, and 2 Interdictor Cruisers coalesced around the planet Escapia. As powerful as Darth Mobius' fleet was, when combined with the power of Darth Empyrean's ten Crimson Star Destroyers and Darth Corruptus' ten Black Star Destroyers, he had more than enough power to interdict the entire system.

Darth Mobius began issuing orders as soon as his fleet had confirmed operational status.

"Disperse the fleet. I want the Super Star Destroyer Fallacious Reasoning over the North Pole, the Misleading Statistic over the South Pole, and use the Ragnarok with her superior speed and maneuvering for intercepting incoming enemy ships. I want Corruptus' Encroaching Darkness in Geo-synchronous orbit over the Capital. The rest of the fleet is to be assigned a sector over the planet and maintain position. This siege is merely the first stage. Once our ships are in position, I want the Army to begin landing it's troops outside of the major towns and cities, but it is to hold position until I give the order. The Force Grip and Grasping Hand are to power up their Gravity Well projectors along the most common entry and exit vectors so that no shipping can enter or exit the system."

He turned to his the commander of his ground forces.

"General, Begin landing your troops. I want all units in position within three hours. I will be leading the ground assault personally. remember, the goal of this operation is to take Optimus Prime alive so I can accept his surrender personally."

the Admiral and general both snapped off a perfect salute and begin issuing orders.

As one, 40 Star destroyers broke out of formation and began surrounding the planet. As they maneuvered into position, their belly hangars began disgorging landing craft carrying over 15 million ground troops into battle. Among the immense landing craft carrying over 500 AT-AT Walkers and 10,000 AT-ST walkers to the ground, a single Gold shuttle could be seen carrying the Dark Lords Darth Mobius, Darth Empyrean, and Darth Corruptus to the planetary capital.

Optimus Prime:
Oh golly gosh, I spend one day, ONE DAY, going to the cinema and THIS happens to my country? Well, fight fire with fire. Martial Law is declared and also our WMDs (courtesy of own weapons management division) have all been unleashed upon Darth Mobius (or whatever that dirty biggamist calls himself).

UNLEASH THE CANNONS!

I declare war! All citizens of Escapia, UNITE! And a medal for all loyal subjects!

Darth Mobius:
As the first Ballistic Missile began it's flight, Darth Mobius' new pet project was released. The Star destroyer Test Platform XD-01 moved within range of the incoming weapons. A single round, a three pound projectile, burst forth from one barrel of the experimental Rail-Gun system. It hit the first missile at 6 times the speed of sound, creating an impact speed of over 10,000 kilometers per hour. The missile disintegrated.

As more and more missiles launched, more and more Rail-guns began plucking them from the sky.

"So be it, OPTIMUS PRIME, you have just signed your death warrant."

"Initiate Attack plan Delta 6-5."

Suddenly, a fleet of Giant walkers appeared around the city and began firing their turbolasers into the throngs of civilians who were standing around, attempting to rally against the mighty Army Darth Mobius had summoned.

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fish food carl:

"Good morrow sirrah. Who or what are we mercilessly and brutally murdering today?

"The King of Escapia, and any subjects who oppose that." He cocked his pistol, placing rounds in one at a time, slowly. "Zeus' Lightning is under construction, and until that is completed my fleet is without leadership or heavy weaponry. I have certain plans that will make them obsolete one The Lightning is complete anyway. So they will be bowing out of the battle, then sent to the breaker's yard for spare parts." Mr. B. Cat turned, clutching his sword hilt. "I am afraid that pressing matters, more pressing even than these, require my attention. Mutiny within the ranks." He tossed his pistol, the gold filigree shining in the sun. "Use it well. Six shots, then a manual reload. Each shot will punch through most substances, you'll find the bullets in your pocket." A flash of lightning, and he was gone.

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Alright, we simply need for Optimus Prime to return and begin his brave yet foolhardy defense of his home planet.

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CHARGE! People! People? Egads it's just me! Um...right, time for plan B! *rubs hands evily*

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I hereby place my godlike speed and undefeatable fists to go to the highest bidder.

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Darth Mobius turns to the so-called "King."

"I will give you this one opportunity to surrender and die peacefully. If not," A snap-hiss announces the ignition of both of Darth Mobius lightsabers. "You can die violently. Your choice."

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Lord Mobius,
It has come to my atttention that a guild of Bounty Hunters is looking to choose a side in this conflict. They would be powerful allies to have, and we should purchase their services before the enemy does. I also have heard that Boba Fett is in the system, another ally that could prove very useful in our campaign. We must not forget the fact that Bounty Hunters are some of the highest trained soldiers in the galaxy, should the enemy hire them before we do, we may risk many avoidable casualties.

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After making his way across a large portion of the battle-ravaged plains of Escapia, Darth Eternum returns to his master's side. He had the King cornered. Now what would he do?

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There is too much of a power imbalance here, I suggest people start spamming their friends list for those who wish to fight on the other end. Non SDP supporters.

I myself have already made clear my allegiance, as a rebel who fights only for his morals, and does not bend knee to any power. If that also makes me your enemy, Mobius, then so be it. You are not my target, and I would rather make an ally of you, but I am ready.

I will also be introducing my Spaceracer army this time around.

And this is me:

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Easykill:
I will also be introducing my Spaceracer army this time around.

Well, now I have to fight Easykill just in retribution for creating an army of advanced Cliff Racers. You shall pay for your insult upon the very fabric of nature itself!

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Carl took the piece, examined it closely, before he realised that he needed to sleep. He was unsure if he would miss any festivities slaughter, but he hoped that tomorrow, he might kill something for his leader.

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Minister of the Ministry of Espionage, Dancingman awaiting your orders.

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Darth Empyrean glances at the newcomer, and a slender brow arches in amusement. "Minister of the Imperial Secret Police? Eternum... Did I miss a Memo or am I seeing things? Who is this guy?"

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Looking around him, Darth Eternum is just a tad confused.
"I know not, my lady. I have seen him around, but I do not really know anything of him. It does sound like something the False King could make up."

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king optimus! I am awaiting you orders as to what I should arm our troops with, or what weapons they are in need of.

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Think carefully xitel... You may hate them, but wouldn't you rather be on their side than have to fight the things?

Dancing man is on the espionage team of Escapia, not the Sith. It would have been rather clever if he actually was able to infiltrate you though.

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Mm, that much was obvious.

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I shall serve you, Great Mobius! I shall lead my own fleet of Spartan Class Banana ships! It shall be glorious, the slaughter will be tremendous!

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Easykill:
Think carefully xitel... You may hate them, but wouldn't you rather be on their side than have to fight the things?

Dancing man is on the espionage team of Escapia, not the Sith. It would have been rather clever if he actually was able to infiltrate you though.

Hmmmm... so you offer to hire me with the offer of Super Cliff Racers? Sir, you have made quite the compelling offer. But if they get out of control, I will have to put them down.

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