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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1286 Joined: 22 Oct 2008 | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2141 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 | Under adequate premises, I might establish barracks for the training of new recruits. I have done some reconnaissance, and we are most likely to expect guerilla warfare from the opposition, so that would be the focus of my boot camps. This is only if I deem it necessary and if there indeed will be an armed conflict. Out.
I would be careful in relative statements. Though I appreciate your enthusiasm, I am our Lord's apprentice, and none compare to me in the arts of assassination. Do you require further persuasion? I am equally proficient in the art of duelling. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1286 Joined: 22 Oct 2008 |
heh thats what the last guy said... btw I'm right behind you... hehehehe |
BANNED Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Bah, Barely accepted as my apprentice an hour ago and already he forgets that I do my own killing. My Wife raised a good point though. Without Optimus Prime's unconditional surrender, this war is not over. The only limitation is that we will hold our war on THIS thread, not his. I would not be surprised if Optimus Prime were to accept my offer of war, but until he returns, there is no such guarantee... User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 1590 Joined: 5 May 2008 | Darth Empyrean stood on the bridge of her flag ship, the Indiscriminating Wisdom when a chuckle floated to her, inches from her ear. "Beloved." The woman's lips curled into a calm smile. "You are needed at my side. Bring your fleet to me." Without turning Empyrean allows her fingers to trail acrossed the cheek of the phantom standing beside her. "Yes Master." There is a moment of warm pressure against her neck, and then the air is still and quiet once more. Her crew is staring at her expectantly. They hadn't been able to hear the Phantom, but they could see it. And they had saw it vanish just as suddenly. Turning finally to face the navagation pilot, Darth Empyrean gives him the coordinates to take her fleet to Darth Mobius' side. As one, all ten of her Crimson Super Star Destroyers leap into hyper space, and it is only a matter of time before they appear once more, exiting perfectly, in tight formation, to appear in front of Darth Mobius' golden fleet. You wasted no time Beloved. Good to see your fleet is well trained. Darth Mobius voice sounded cheerful enough, but she knew it was because he was looking forward to a fight. "I had no reason to dally my Lord." The sound of amused laughter came again, and from one of the Golden Super Star Destroyers hanger bays, a shuttle launched. Knowing it was coming for her, Darth Empyrean met it just as it was landing, climbing aboard and taking it back to Darth Mobius Flag Ship. Once she had landed, and once she had found her former master, Darth Empyrean waited patiently for orders to send to her fleet. They did not need her aboard. She had them trained well enough they could fight on their own. But in some instances, special drills would need her clearance. And now it was only a matter of time. User was banned for: Poll: Why is it that.... (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2141 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 | Of course master, you get the pleasure of doing all the killing you wish. I was not expecting anything else, but was merely defending my position against this newcomer, as I take pride in my skills. Optimus Prime has now unleashed the anti-air cannons he has to his disposal, and I am proceeding to sabotage them, one establishment at a time. He has also fled the premises to whereabouts unknown, though he re-announced he did NOT flee the land. Let mayhem ensue. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | I already offered my services, and am merely refreshing the offer. My fleet shall complement yours, if you so wish it, as well as me fighting on the ground whenever possible. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | Aha! Tis me King Optimus! Boarding your flagship! Fire the cannons! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 |
*Tear* I don't have flagship any more, thanks to Xitel... |
BANNED Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 |
Holy Shit! That.... was... Gaaaa! My grammar circuits just imploded, and my "Faith-that-not-all-humanity-are-dickheads" ideal just took a serious beating too. Can I... disembowel him with a giant fucking meat cleaver? User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 |
Feel free. And thank you for allowing me to post my intro without double posting. |
BANNED Posts: 1590 Joined: 5 May 2008 | Sure. Edit due to ninja'ed: That was meant for Fish Food Carl. Disembowel him for me, and I'll feed him to my pet who I left on my Flag Ship. User was banned for: Poll: Why is it that.... (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | Right I need people to know this, NOW. When I first started the post I never truly intended to start a country. It was a bit of fun as my first post. I don't want a reputation around here as 'that-guy-who's-too-strange-to-befriend'. I merely wanted to get to know people, in a friendly way. And yeah this is find, nay, encouraged. Just don't lets get personal. Like Darth Mobias said, it's meant to be fun, that's all. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1286 Joined: 22 Oct 2008 | As I said, Lord Mobius, my battle station will be ready whenever you need it, be there a conflict with Escapia or not. I will relinquish all command to you, that you may use my talents more fully... I must also mention that I have a very... ahhhh... creative way to interrogate our enemies, should you require those services. I also assure you, my lord, that no one, not even Jedi, have had strong enough will to defeat my interrogation tactics. Should you require a more detailed description of my many talents. You may contact me personally... Peace is a Lie... ...There is no Peace... |
BANNED Posts: 1590 Joined: 5 May 2008 | Let the battle begin. Since I have been banned from actually fighting due to my... condition, I will be making sure a feast is ready when all you blockheads decide you are done trying to maul each other. User was banned for: Poll: Why is it that.... (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 | Following his partner's beacon, Carl attempted to get a feel for these new ships. As his Jotun Fighter pulled up into Docking Bay - Y79E, he wandered why he even bought the confounded contraptions. "However, they do look (and sound) awesome." He marched purposefully up the ramp to his personally customised Fighter - Loki's Cunning. From there he jettisoned the spare parts, slowly ramped up the thrusters, and ejected into the depths of space. From his outer viewpoint, he surveyed his quite pretty fleet. It was also surprisingly big. 2 Tyr Super-Battleships, that acted as mobile ports and command centres. Interspersed amongst the larger ships were innumerable smaller models, he glanced down and saw a squadron of Freya Bombers perform a perfectly timed strafing run, twist, and return to their starting positions. I have trained them well... He descended in Loki's Cunning , and halted sharply next to his good friend and colleague, Mr. B. Cat. "Good morrow sirrah. Who or what are we mercilessly and brutally murdering today?" User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Update to follow: Right now I am awaiting word on where Mr. Prime wants his battle. Until we know for sure, I will update you all with my current position... All that has transpired up to this point:
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 |
"The King of Escapia, and any subjects who oppose that." He cocked his pistol, placing rounds in one at a time, slowly. "Zeus' Lightning is under construction, and until that is completed my fleet is without leadership or heavy weaponry. I have certain plans that will make them obsolete one The Lightning is complete anyway. So they will be bowing out of the battle, then sent to the breaker's yard for spare parts." Mr. B. Cat turned, clutching his sword hilt. "I am afraid that pressing matters, more pressing even than these, require my attention. Mutiny within the ranks." He tossed his pistol, the gold filigree shining in the sun. "Use it well. Six shots, then a manual reload. Each shot will punch through most substances, you'll find the bullets in your pocket." A flash of lightning, and he was gone. |
BANNED Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Alright, we simply need for Optimus Prime to return and begin his brave yet foolhardy defense of his home planet. User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | CHARGE! People! People? Egads it's just me! Um...right, time for plan B! *rubs hands evily* |
On the Record Posts: 5484 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | I hereby place my godlike speed and undefeatable fists to go to the highest bidder. |
BANNED Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Darth Mobius turns to the so-called "King." "I will give you this one opportunity to surrender and die peacefully. If not," A snap-hiss announces the ignition of both of Darth Mobius lightsabers. "You can die violently. Your choice." User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1286 Joined: 22 Oct 2008 | Lord Mobius, |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2141 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 | After making his way across a large portion of the battle-ravaged plains of Escapia, Darth Eternum returns to his master's side. He had the King cornered. Now what would he do? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 | There is too much of a power imbalance here, I suggest people start spamming their friends list for those who wish to fight on the other end. Non SDP supporters. I myself have already made clear my allegiance, as a rebel who fights only for his morals, and does not bend knee to any power. If that also makes me your enemy, Mobius, then so be it. You are not my target, and I would rather make an ally of you, but I am ready. I will also be introducing my Spaceracer army this time around. And this is me: |
On the Record Posts: 5484 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 |
Well, now I have to fight Easykill just in retribution for creating an army of advanced Cliff Racers. You shall pay for your insult upon the very fabric of nature itself! |
BANNED Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 | Carl took the piece, examined it closely, before he realised that he needed to sleep. He was unsure if he would miss any User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 820 Joined: 15 Aug 2008 | Minister of the Ministry of Espionage, Dancingman awaiting your orders. |
BANNED Posts: 1590 Joined: 5 May 2008 | Darth Empyrean glances at the newcomer, and a slender brow arches in amusement. "Minister of the Imperial Secret Police? Eternum... Did I miss a Memo or am I seeing things? Who is this guy?" User was banned for: Poll: Why is it that.... (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2141 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 | Looking around him, Darth Eternum is just a tad confused. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1600 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | king optimus! I am awaiting you orders as to what I should arm our troops with, or what weapons they are in need of. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 | Think carefully xitel... You may hate them, but wouldn't you rather be on their side than have to fight the things? Dancing man is on the espionage team of Escapia, not the Sith. It would have been rather clever if he actually was able to infiltrate you though. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2141 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 | Mm, that much was obvious. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | I shall serve you, Great Mobius! I shall lead my own fleet of Spartan Class Banana ships! It shall be glorious, the slaughter will be tremendous! |
On the Record Posts: 5484 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 |
Hmmmm... so you offer to hire me with the offer of Super Cliff Racers? Sir, you have made quite the compelling offer. But if they get out of control, I will have to put them down. |
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"Lord Mobius. A message from Admiral xxcloud417xx."
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*My Lord,
I offer my services in your endeavor, I will put at your disposal my fully operation battle station, designed after the Death Star schematics, though many improvements were made. All the legions within it will be yours to command, and my abilities as a Sith Marauder should help. I will be your greatest assassin should the need arise.*
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