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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007     | |
On the Record  Posts: 7331 Joined: 23 Dec 2007   |
Replace Godlike Speed and Fists with Artisitic Ability and Photoshop Skills and that's my statement. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3252 Joined: 8 May 2008    | *cocks shovel* Also, I can build a fully operational strider. |
On the Record  Posts: 5491 Joined: 13 Aug 2008   |
You sir have a deal, and an ally in your cause. *offers a hand to shake* Although you will have to inform me what cause that is, I'm just in it for the cookies and the chance for a good beat down. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 | *Takes xitels hand and shakes firmly* A pleasure doing business with you. We'll pound those bastards into dust. |
On the Record Posts: 5491 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 |
Which bastards? *cracks knuckles* I don't want to hit the wrong guy. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 648 Joined: 16 Dec 2007     | *ignore this* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008    | Well, if nothing else, this should be easier than rescuing you from ninjas, good president. Count me, and my nigh-unstopable Logic Powers, in. As well as my laptop Jerry's starfleet. Yeah. Horray for killing the stupids! ...Stop it Jerry. It's not funny any more. I wasn't trying to be funny. ...Yeah. Apologies Abound. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 824 Joined: 15 Aug 2008   | I've been discovered, Kamikazes, die for the glory of Escapia! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4233 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | Hmmm...reading over this thread, Easykill presents a persuasive argument, I shall join with the anti-leadership forces for this battle. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | Thousands of planes laden with bombs began their flight straight towards President Mobius's assembled army. Fear breaks through the ranks, with only the veterans of The Escapist Raiding Party holding ranks. The Logician hold up his hand. Each and every one of the kamikazes explodes in midair, vaporizing them instantly. President Mobius's army is silent for a moment, then a cheer escalates amongst them. "The spoon never fails." The Logician says. "Never." |
On the Record  Posts: 6532 Joined: 8 Nov 2008   | Yup Easykill said I could take all the cookies. I'm with him and Spartan. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1203 Joined: 12 Jun 2008   | What makes this different than all of the other crazy RPs that have been on the Escapist? How is this different than all of the RPs that stemmed from the election? It isn`t. For those reasons I extend my most humble apologies for saying it had gone too far. I don't believe the mods will close this and since I claim no allegiance to anybody I must join in with Easykill but I expect my cookies to have peanut butter in them. Unless of course someone on our side has an allergy in which case I will accept chocolate chips. |
BANNED  Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007     | Having seceded from the nation of Escapia I hereby announce my intent to bring my Amish, Zombie, and Nightmarish monster horde into this battle. "Flgwamberglerf, derp lagen trahjndx xaherg hetoq!" Um... Okay then. We hear by demand a peaceful resolution, or none shall be spared. Join The Necroswanson now, we have cake, pie, hookers, booze, and all the sleepless nights filled with cold sweats you could possibly want. Don't mind the brain probing monsters. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2348 Joined: 5 Nov 2008 | This is really stupid but I guess I should contribute to the defense of Escapia. SnowCold your assignment is to make a device that will allow us to hack into Darth Mobius's flagship from our planets surface. Anyone else who is in the ministry of espionage is ordered to infiltrate whatever enemy ship that they can and get the remote override and self destruct codes. I board my personal Star Ship the Lashing Thorn fly into the midst of the fray and deploy the Pentagram bomb which robs all the invaders within 100 cubic miles of my ship of their immortal souls and reduces them to withered husks, unable to survive for more then 5 seconds. |
Muckraker  Posts: 235 Joined: 26 Nov 2008 |
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BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 |
As you can see, my army needs no coercion, we merely arrive, give the people what they want, and they join us. Seek peace between you, seek strong alliance, for one day I shall come unto you, and I will drag your souls into the deepest abyss. You do not stand a chance when I come for you alone. I give you this chance to avoid destroying each other and allying, so that when I come for you, I might have some sport. Put off you war, or I will own your souls.
User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
On the Record Posts: 6532 Joined: 8 Nov 2008 |
But I thought the cake was a lie.... I'm going back to my corner now. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 | We fight the cretins of Escapia foremost, but Mobius may take exception to us. If so, he shall learn that we will never bend knee. Spartan Bannana and Tsurugi, we welcome you to our ranks. As I do not wish the shares of cookie plunder to get too small, I will be paying Tsurugi IRL cookies. Our force is growing! Berethond, Tsurugi, Spartan Bannana, Xitel, and myself are our current members. All members of great quality. There is no one who can take us! We will be victorious! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2611 Joined: 5 Jun 2008   |
Actually, I can contest this. My lightsaber, on top of being black, is also absolutely silent, making it perfect for stealth and using it without someone knowing. Also, I am superior to most in the ways of sneaking, deceit, and dealing out a quick death. All that aside, he's right, you want to be careful about declaring yourself the best of something. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | To Easykill, and the members of his cadre, While The Logician is more or less content in the position he has chosen, I have come to belive he would be more comfortable on your side, if you would allow it. I do belive I can convince him as much if you were willing to accept him in your ranks. With much regard, The Infamous Jerry |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2142 Joined: 23 Jan 2008   |
I guess we are alike in some ways then. As you may have noticed (e.g. the latest mission carried out above), my lightsaber lance is also completely silent, though this is from effort of manipulating the sound waves myself. I am also most proficient in cloaking myself with the force, and enjoy the quiet throes of man.
You soul? You know, those stars above you in the picture do nothing to lessen the "gay". |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008    | Wait, we still haven't gotten under way? C'mon people! Crush Escapia, and possibly Easykill, that depends. Also, I vote we do all we can to persuade Anarchemitis to join us. He does awesome videos/pictures. |
BANNED  Posts: 1590 Joined: 5 May 2008   | John Johnston is really good too, but I haven't seen nor heard from him in ages. User was banned for: Poll: Why is it that.... (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2142 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 |
People seem to busy bragging. I've fought my ass off so far though. Was very close to getting blown up/crushed. =3
Very true, my lady. Now that I think of it, last I heard from him was on the 4th. He is very much alive, at least. |
BANNED Posts: 1590 Joined: 5 May 2008 | Darth Empyrean chuckles at Eternum, and calls over to him. "Don't worry my friend, No one has forgotten you. I haven't at least." User was banned for: Poll: Why is it that.... (Permanent) |
BANNED  Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008  |
Ah, but the cake isn't the ONLY lie in that statement. He has not booze, either, for my ships are carrying all the cookies and beer I could get shipments of. He may have hookers, but they are the ugly $25 for the night Crack-Whore hookers, not the $5,000 per HOUR hookers that my fleet is carrying. Also, my fleet has Steak and Lobster as an option for every meal. Don't forget that each ship also has single man berthing so you don't have to share your room with anyone else. What other military can say that? Don't forget the 42" HDTVs I have in your room with a PS3, XBox 360, XBox, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo Game Cube, Nintendo 64, and Super Nintendo all hooked up. (Plus we have PS1 memory cards so you can play PS1 games on your PS2) Oh yeah, I forgot to mention your choice of Supercar as well. What more do you need? User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Enough recruiting, let me show you how a TRUE Sith does battle! With a flick of his wrist, thirty people were suddenly suspended ten feet in the air. They all screamed as they wriggled and struggled to get free, but one by one those cries of helplessness turned into screams of agony as their bones attempted a form of Mitosis. Darth Mobius snickered as he relented to the people's demands and dropped them back to the ground. What they had not realized was that where once they had one bone, now they had three, and they all screamed as one as their shattered bodies hit the ground in an incredibly sick sounding wet thud. "Well, I guess those people won't be a problem, who else wants to see what I am capable of?" User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 1590 Joined: 5 May 2008 | Darth Empyrean shakes her head at her beloved, kneels down, and out of an act of mercy, ends the screams of pain with a quick, precise, and lethal blow to the throats of the thirty men and women who had their bones broken. Rising after her grim task, and deactivating her lightsaber, Empyrean watches Darth Mobius thoughtfully. User was banned for: Poll: Why is it that.... (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | So we're just indiscriminately killing now? It's no fun when they don't have the minds to fight back. |
BANNED Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | "Oh come on! They were passed out anyway! how am I supposed to induce fear in people if you keep putting them out of MY misery? Oh, I know!" Suddenly a giant round black shape eclipsed the sun. "Ah, the Research Center II, My own personal Death Star. All who witness it's awesomeness, TREMBLE IN FEAR!"
Well, what do you expect, Optimus Prime isn't on, and no one is fighting back. We just do what we want to who we want. User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 1590 Joined: 5 May 2008 | "Even I have to step in sometimes Love. And I was hoping you'd bring the Research Center II in." User was banned for: Poll: Why is it that.... (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 | To Jerry: The Logician has been a comrade of great valour and strength in the past, and I would endeavour to call him a friend. He is welcome with us, as are you. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1288 Joined: 22 Oct 2008  | Disregard this post. |
On the Record Posts: 5491 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | *sits up and comes to attentiveness* What's this? I hear rumblings of a battle! *comes to his feet as his arms start to glow with Accelerant* So Easykill, are we just supposed to beat the life out of Escapians while they sleep? Or are we waiting for them to fight back? |
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An offer and a threat. They won't get out of control, but if you abuse them, Strawberry and I might consider it a betrayal. In addition to the Spaceracers, I offer you a share of all the cookies earned or pillaged in battle.