For murdering teenagers and stealing thier plastic swords off the cold dismembered bodies

For CONSTANTLY running (in place no less) with his scissors facing upwards and not even holding the handles.

For owning giant novelty keys that can be used as weapons.

for stabbing people with Popsicles and because he claimed to see bright flashing lights

For clearly staring in the wrong direction at a fireworks display.

EDIT: beaten again to the New Years guy.

Cannot distinguish difference between numbers and letters.

Carries overly large size keys.

Just HAD to have such a weird picture, didn't you?

For carrying what appears to be a spear and standing guard in what appears to be a blizzard for no apparent reason. (and for being an indistinguishable something and being proud of it)

Subject suffers from an astute case of paranoia and habitually steals the keys of the mental home in order to protect what he deems as "Safe places". Subject also suffers from an obsessive compulsion and arranges most items in groups of three. Have noticed Subject does this under times of extreme duress. Note: Be sure to have small objects with you at all times when consulting him, as he is prone to enter fits of rage when he doesn't have said object. Subject is also self conscious about his dyslexia.

Level: 3

believes octopus can breathe above water if the environment is the colour green. That and he thinks they have only 5 tentacles.

Try me.

he has a toe fetish.

has the mistaken impression that Halloween and Christmas are the same holiday also believes that hell is rising

Fails to give a damn and goes blue screen. been in asylym ever since

Claims to be a small green lizard like creature with a large joker type grin on his face.

For installing light bulbs in the sides of his head and claiming them to be ears.

For using his xbox avatar rather than something else.

For using his xbox picture rather than being original.

For flipping the bird to everyone on the Escapist.

For being undead, also for committing a violent rampage against a bunch of orphans. They were only children!

For touching someone else's Wii.

for standing on his head all day

For singing about hell

for having constantly dilated pupils

Subjects suffers from "Batgina", where his/her vagina is shaped like a bat. Subject has even decorated it with banners and what appears to be Christmas decorations. Caution is advised when incarcerating subject.

Far too fond of the desaturation and blur tools in photoshop. In the end, photoshopped himself.

wears nothing but green tunics and runs around trespassing and vandalizing peoples property also thinks he is the hero of time except for the fact that he has said nothing besides hyah take extreme caution when approaching subject

Subject and descendants of said subject have an unhealthy obsession with the color green and all carry an amazingly large amount of weapons in their unseen pockets. Subjects in question are prone to go on large adventures to save their lands, which seems noble at first glance but is possibly to satisfy a secret bloodlust.

For trying to unlock peoples doors with novelty keys

Eats batteries at every New Years party.

Subject carries around severed feet as a trophy prize.

Gave me a funny look. What? You talkin' to me? You wanna spend the rest of your life in an asylum too? I thought not.

Dear god, not only is this kid insane, he's as fat as an elephant, or maybe even an Aircraft carrier! We've got to put him away!

He's so allergic to oxygen he needs to constantly wear that gas mask...