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The original idea was to challenge Hemmingway to write a complete story in six words, exactly. Since then, it's been a fairly big thing in the writing circuit. So, compose a complete story in six words exactly. (Cannot be more or less, has to be six words.)
For those of you that are curious, Hemmingway's answer was
For Sale: baby shoes, never used.
So, let's get cracking. I'll start with two: