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NewClassic? Vault Legend? I need glasses. How's that working for you, NewClassic? | |
The ovation always precedes the applause. | |
Captain Obvious exposits on what's blatant. I eat apples core and all. | |
Junk food does no one favours. This is a pretty fun game. | |
Mister clever-dick needs a spanking Sorry, couldn't resist. It was inevitable. Faith is a poor man's confidence | |
Death is inevitable, as are taxes. Don't be scared, you'll be safe. | |
Six word story? I failed it. ha! | |
Good lord. I'm pregnant! Who dunnit? EDIT: Have some more: Going to gaming discussion. Taking Flamesuit. Proper reviews are bumped down prematurely. Never got past Ravenholm. My credibility! No-Face just wants a friend. | |
A short history of the USAs beginnings: Puritans arrive, get taxed and rebel. Some others: Myriad bodies betray the rebellion's honor. Depressed bullfighting enthusiast dies unnatural death. Spelunker uncovers ancient drawings on holiday. Test subject deserves cake; receives fire. | |
For when you have everything else. Addiction just does not cut it. Violinist with anarchic cynicism destroys society. "Shits and giggles" got old fast. | |
Listen to this man! this... truthsayer! | |
The sounds of silence deafens me. Busy in the kitchen, diners served. I'm a vampire with lost fangs. Christmas vs Easter, winner: Chuck Norris. | |
After death...will we be reborn? Six word story: Beginning. Middle. End. For everything else there is MasterCard. | |
Education. What, where, why and how? | |
Education. Facts, here, because and yelling. :P | |
My story needed a second paragraph. :P Another: What on Earth? Oh, Never mind. | |
Lace pants discovered on floor. Divorce. | |
360 has PROD. Must kill Microsoft. | |
Man agitated gangsters, killed in gunfight. | |
My vomit tastes like Captain Morgan. | |
How about a parody of Hemmingway's? For sale: Wire hanger, slightly bloodied. | |
American Idol canceled due to awfulness. | |
I can't put the fire out! | |
Chickens always taste better when fresh. Sonic Hedgehog plus an oncoming train. Sometimes, I like to smell keyboards. I once saw a guy somewhere. | |
I laughed, and laughed, and laughed. | |
Fate makes pawns of us all. | |
LOL ACHIEVED. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. | |
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. now some of my own Fire up the BBQ, its summer. I jump, I fall, I end. Little leaves parachute to earthly demise. | |
She had an abortion. Hardy Har. | |
Why? Because I fucking well can. Live on stage, fist in air. When all else fails, mosh pit. | |
Want to sell: annoying unwanted xitel | |
Don't worry Angel. This shows innocence | |
Too page two, what lies ahead? | |
What lies ahead? Hopefully many more. | |
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Extra Punctuation
MovieBob: Intermission
Experienced Points
First Person
Miracle of Sound: Encore
Exploding Barrels
Loading Time
No Right Explanation
Backchat
Drinking Games
Escape to the Movies
Escapecraft
Escapist Podcast
Feed Dump
GinxTV
Jimquisition
LoadingReadyRun
Mahalo
Meatbag and Co
Media Sandwich
Miracle of Sound
No Right Answer
Pro-Gamer Gauntlet
Reviews
Space Janitors
Tales from the Table
The Big Picture
The Escapist Presents
The Retro Show
Trailers
Unskippable
Zero Punctuation
Max Payne 3 Review
Company of Heroes 2
XCOM Enemy Unknown
Black Ops 2
Diablo 3 Review
TERA Review
Firefall Beta Preview
Starhawk Review
Critical Miss
Name Game
The original idea was to challenge Hemmingway to write a complete story in six words, exactly. Since then, it's been a fairly big thing in the writing circuit. So, compose a complete story in six words exactly. (Cannot be more or less, has to be six words.)
For those of you that are curious, Hemmingway's answer was
For Sale: baby shoes, never used.
So, let's get cracking. I'll start with two: