Answer everything with a question

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How high are we getting in terms of drunkenness?

Too high brow?

How about soft brow?

How did we get here?

By plane?

By bird?

How high are you?

How high is SUPERMAN? (That's what I wanted you to continue with, but we can't all have nice things.)

Can Superman even get high?

Have you SEEN him leap tall buildings in a single bound? (And then he learned to fly.)

What was that even a thing before Man of Steel?

Do you read comics?

Does manga count?

FPLOON:
What was that even a thing before Man of Steel?

If he could fly from the start, do you think jumping hell-a high would be noteworthy?

BuildsLegos:

FPLOON:
What was that even a thing before Man of Steel?

If he could fly from the start, do you think jumping hell-a high would be noteworthy?

Maybe he thought he needed some pixie dust before flying?

Also, did you never watch Smallville, where he only flies in the very rushed last episode after 10 seasons?

Does only watching the episode with Christopher Reeve count?

If you picked up on the fact that he ran around everywhere, sure?

Are you THAT sure?

Maybe, did you notice the Wonderella reference I made?

Like 92's Booberella?

Have you even read the all-women superhero comic that mocks story tropes on every page?

No?

It's free, why not?

Where's my house?

Next to your car?

What's that stain on the couch?

Could it be your house, zapped by Yellow Jacket's shrink-ray?

You mean where the sheep died?

You mean to tell me Drake the Dragonheart lives in Pym Laboratories?!

Can I really be that lucky?

Do you look like a dog?

was that a statement?

What are you talking about?

What is the square root of pie?

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