Answer everything with a question

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As an infinite decibel, pi theoretically contains the uncountable calculations that make the entire universe possible. If you want to find the square root of all that, why don't you hunt down Deep Thought and ask her?

Do you have any idea how long that would take?

Wouldn't it be faster than having me do it?

Why would it be faster for me to do it?

We would find Deep Thought with equal speed; I'm suggesting you rely on her computing power over mine and you should go because you're the one who asked, what about that do you not understand?

Wasn't square root of pi worked out in one episode of the Tellytubbies?

Are you confusing Tellytubbies with the production the the Deadpool movie again?

How did you know that is my typical Modus Operandi?

I have trusted sources that tell me Deadpool is a smart movie; so if a tellytubby is going to determine the square root of pi, doesn't it make sense that it would be the one who asked a psychotic killer to join a school full of children?

Is that why the sun's a pale-looking baby?

Speaking of which, why is Steven Universe such a screw-up?

Who is that?

You don't know Steven from Beach City?

Drake, have you watched Fploon's avatar until a boy throws a shield at the baby-sun?

Will you rise? will you fight for human kind? will you let these alien bastards know they ****ed with the wrong damn planet!?

BuildsLegos:
Drake, have you watched FPLOON's avatar until a boy throws a shield at the baby-sun?

You mean Steven Jewniverse Twoniverse?

OT: Lights out for the Guerilla Warfare?

Why won't anyone tell me, why Kai?

Because it has better pacing than the original?

Was that really a question!?

Were you expecting an answer instead?

Drake the Dragonheart:
Was that really a question!?

Did you not know that statements can be said in a questioning tone to communicate uncertainty, usually with sarcasm?

Is sarcasm an instrument?

What kind of instrument are we talking about?

BuildsLegos:

Drake the Dragonheart:
Was that really a question!?

Did you not know that statements can be said in a questioning tone to communicate uncertainty, usually with sarcasm?

but aren't you aware that without being able to hear your tone of voice it is difficult to pick up on the intended sarcasm, hence why it is difficult to imply sarcasm in written text?

Drake the Dragonheart:

BuildsLegos:

Drake the Dragonheart:
Was that really a question!?

Did you not know that statements can be said in a questioning tone to communicate uncertainty, usually with sarcasm?

But aren't you aware that without being able to hear your tone of voice, it is difficult to pick up on the intended sarcasm; hence why it is difficult to imply sarcasm in written text?

Can you not infer tone from punctuation?

You are never going to let this go are you?

If that's the way you feel, why do you encourage me?

Why do you need encouragement?

Because otherwise, I'd be talking to myself and double-posting is a no-go?

Who is John Galt?

The Star-Lord of pre-popularity?

You mean Patrick Quill?

Why don't we get more exciting space movies?

Is it because Lucas ruined it for everyone?

Does his evil influence know no bounds?

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