Serial Killer 81: Post Apocalypse Survival (Cycle 4: Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over!)

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Caramel Frappe:

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MY TYPE 23 DIABETIC TUMOR JUST TURNED SENTIENT AND RAN OUT THE DOOR

Starting my own voting bloc, gonna call it the 69%'ers. We'll be doing pot luck dinners, strategic voting, and scrabble (on thursdays).

Caramel Frappe:

Surprised the game itself didn't do that to your tumor already. I mean, my heart jumped out the twin tower building after I saw how the new Mass Effect game came to be ... christ almighty man.

Oh it was close to bursting out around the time I hit the 110 hours mark in Inquisition and realized I had so horribly sent 70 USD down the drain on the worst piece of shit that 2014 could have ever shit out. Andromeda was just the bell tolling for my care for BioWare's RPG style now.

I've had 2 people attempt to join the game after role assignments had already begun. Rather than excluding them I've decided to award both Truly British and Wary Wolf the titles of NPC.

Basically both will still be able to vote for which scenario the survivors undertake and join in the general discussion. They will not be able to vote for executions nor can they be selected as target of other role abilities. Neither of them have any more information about players' roles than a standard player.

I may enlist their help in drafting up scenarios for future cycles but I will still manage all administrative duties (receiving PMs, announcing deaths, and whatnot).

So Wary Wolf is Dogmeat?

Jux:
So Wary Wolf is Dogmeat?

Well that's a given

"Sorry I slept in, what's going on-?" A stickman of the name of Joe ran up from the Vault's entrance, his jaw practically slamming the floor when he spotted Viral's Gunmen. "W-What is that!? That's so awesome!!" He exclaimed, wiping some drool from his mouth.

The Raw Shark:

Caramel Frappe:

Surprised the game itself didn't do that to your tumor already. I mean, my heart jumped out the twin tower building after I saw how the new Mass Effect game came to be ... christ almighty man.

Oh it was close to bursting out around the time I hit the 110 hours mark in Inquisition and realized I had so horribly sent 70 USD down the drain on the worst piece of shit that 2014 could have ever shit out. Andromeda was just the bell tolling for my care for BioWare's RPG style now.

If you get 110 hours out of a game, can it really be that bad? DA:I wasn't my favourite of the series, but I put in a comparable amount of time and still found enough in there to like.

Zepherus14:
"Sorry I slept in, what's going on-?" A stickman of the name of Joe ran up from the Vault's entrance, his jaw practically slamming the floor when he spotted Viral's Gunmen. "W-What is that!? That's so awesome!!" He exclaimed, wiping some drool from his mouth.

...

Okay so being a Interdimensional Traveling Triceratops mad scientist zombie is apparently uninteresting then. Glad to see I'm not special. ( goes to sob in the corner)

tf2godz:
Okay so being a Interdimensional Traveling Triceratops mad scientist zombie is apparently uninteresting then. Glad to see I'm not special. ( goes to sob in the corner)

"But, it's a robot! You're a zombie. I'd imagine zombies are a dime a dozen in this hellscape."

tf2godz:
Okay so being a Interdimensional Traveling Triceratops mad scientist zombie is apparently uninteresting then. Glad to see I'm not special. ( goes to sob in the corner)

That's cute. He thinks he really does science.

gritch:

tf2godz:
Okay so being a Interdimensional Traveling Triceratops mad scientist zombie is apparently uninteresting then. Glad to see I'm not special. ( goes to sob in the corner)

That's cute. He thinks he really does science.

HA! Says the little girl. I have made abominations, I have brought back my dinosaur kind after I wiped them out as my mindless minions, I have destroyed an entire world of superheroes, I have made space and time my bitch, What have you done to make yourself scoff at my achievements?

tf2godz:
HA! Says the little girl. I have made abominations, I have brought back my dinosaur kind after I wiped them out as my mindless minions, I have destroyed an entire world of superheroes, I have made space and time my bitch, What have you done to make yourself scoff at my achievements?

Brought back your dinosaur kind? *looks around* There doesn't seem to be any around. Some nice henchmen you got there. I got some sick robots up in here. Like this one.

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She's got a goddamn shark for a hand! A shark! You know what I call that? Lunch. And you best be stepping off my science-creds lest have you for desert.

gritch:

tf2godz:
HA! Says the little girl. I have made abominations, I have brought back my dinosaur kind after I wiped them out as my mindless minions, I have destroyed an entire world of superheroes, I have made space and time my bitch, What have you done to make yourself scoff at my achievements?

Brought back your dinosaur kind? *looks around* There doesn't seem to be any around. Some nice henchmen you got there. I got some sick robots up in here. Like this one.

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She's got a goddamn shark for a hand! A shark! You know what I call that? Lunch. And you best be stepping off my science-creds lest have you for desert.

I'm actually trying to get back to my world at the moment, It's a long story but I've been dimension hopping all over the place. If you want I can bring you to my world and have your little girl robot meet my abominations. I'm sure she'll love them as they twist her a part like a piece of paper along with you HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

@tf2godz

"My master and creator is capable of far greater than you can possibly imagine! And Nano is the pinnacle of his work!

(Much as I hate to admit to being second to anyone...)

Although she did go through some rather drastic changes after the apocalypse..."

Thunderous Cacophony:

The Raw Shark:

Caramel Frappe:

Surprised the game itself didn't do that to your tumor already. I mean, my heart jumped out the twin tower building after I saw how the new Mass Effect game came to be ... christ almighty man.

Oh it was close to bursting out around the time I hit the 110 hours mark in Inquisition and realized I had so horribly sent 70 USD down the drain on the worst piece of shit that 2014 could have ever shit out. Andromeda was just the bell tolling for my care for BioWare's RPG style now.

If you get 110 hours out of a game, can it really be that bad? DA:I wasn't my favourite of the series, but I put in a comparable amount of time and still found enough in there to like.

It wasn't a particularly enjoyable 110 hours mind you, but hours filled with desperation in justifying an extraordinarily horrific purchase from my experience.

tf2godz:

THIS FUCKER

Really wish I didn't fall for this every time
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So apparently we're making dramatic entrances into the wasteland. I've never been a particularly wordy dude

Someone has been murdered! Check your inboxes.

Death post incoming!

Okay. So. I want you all to know that I'm not late to the party. The party just didn't start til I got here.

Also:

Caramel Frappe:

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You now can kill me because the new Mass Effect game left me dead inside ... :')

Even ignoring the jancky animations. Holy christ that is ugly. Like WOW ugly.

gritch:

Someone has been murdered! Check your inboxes.

Death post incoming!

NOT IT

Everybody used to joke about what they would do once the world ended. Everybody would fantasize about being Mad Max or Kenshiro or whoever else because damn would that be cool! Sadly the realities of the wasteland were just far too much for some of us. Once it became clear that my porn stash was all I had to rely on, I realized that life really isn't worth living anymore. The internet is gone, Alexis Taylor is gone, and half of my stash is already used to the point that not even The Stranger can get me through most of it!

On the night of the first day after the vault opened, I decided I would go out in as memorable a way as possible, with a rope around my neck and my pants around my ankles. The problem is, somebody walked in before I'd even found myself in the right frame of mind to even get started!

"It's not what it looks like!" I stammered out to whoever was behind me, "I'm just trying to...stretch the muscles in my shoulder! I've been taking up the guitar lately and BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!" My broken body lay lifeless on the floor of my room, waiting to be discovered by people who would probably be surprised that I wasn't surrounded by my porn. I don't think they'll be surprised that I'd died though considering the number of times they found me wandering the halls, clicking a mouse whose batteries died weeks before. If anything they would probably only be surprised by the gruesome exit-wound that was now my face...

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This is the fourth time I have come into this serial killer shit. What have I done to deserve this!?!

Shoggoth2588 is dead! Voting Phase will now begin!

Shoggoth has been killed. In life he had no role but in death he has found new power as the α-Trickster.

The Arbiter and any Tricksters may activate at this time.

Voting will now begin! Everyone has until March 23 22:00EST to cast their votes. Don't forget to choose your choice for the scenario as well!


(a)

"We should be focusing on where we go from here. Our first priority should be food and supplies." He sticks a greasy finger onto a corner of the map. "There was a small town not far from here. It's probably not completely looted. Plenty of small shops and grocers we can resupply from."

I just want to point out that we have a dead comrades to eat here and probably more dead bodies coming soon and for water we can just drink are own urine. We don't need that many much supplies

(b)

"Are you mad!" another comrade interrupts. "There's a giant robot walking around out there! We need guns and explosives right now!" He places his slightly charred finger defiantly on the map. "There's a military surplus store right over here. We should arm ourselves to the teeth while we still can!"

I have a rocket launcher strapped to my back. I'm also a brilliant scientist and that "robot" was made by a little girl, we don't need that much weaponry.

(c)

"A giant robot? Have you lost your mind?" another comrade chimes in as he adjusts his glasses. "We need to regroup with other survivors as quickly as we can.. There's another bunker over here." He slyly places a finger on the opposite side of the map. "We should try to make contact with them as quickly as possible."

Good point, we could eat them, I will say that's probably the best plan.

(d)

"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...

Fat Hippo, are you high?
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Also Vote for EvilRoy

As you debate among yourselves as to what your next course of action should be, at least one of you can't help but feel a sense that something is...wrong. The hairs on the back of your neck stand up, a cold chill creeps up your spine, it feels as though a light static has settled onto your brain...if you listen carefully you swear you can hear something clicking...

click...click...click...

The Gods are angry...the Gods demand blood...At least one of you remember Fist of the North Star...at least one of you remember exploding limbs and at least one of you remember a fuck-awful OVA featuring Gackt and explicit sexual violence rather than the normal implied sexual violence.

click

click...

...click...

Well shoot, this is still a thing, huh? Congrats. Nice to see SK is still kicking.

NeoAC:
Well shoot, this is still a thing, huh? Congrats. Nice to see SK is still kicking.

Almost wasn't still a thing. There was a 6 month gap between round 80 and 81 here. You feel like joining for old time's sake? While it's too late to have you join the game proper I can make you an NPC. Basically you can still vote of scenarios (but not executions) and I'll let you write up a scenario to present to the other survivors.

On a Tuesday night, a brody died in the Wasteland. Somebody knows why. Down here, somebody knows....

There has already been war. Millions have burned. Millions have perished in sickness and misery. Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this. But there are so many deserving of retribution ... and there is so little time......

My brain feels wracked with questions, with conflict in suspicion. The possibility of being wrong...too high......nevermind.

Will find answers soon. Nothing is insoluble. Nothing is hopeless.Not while there's life.

I walk across the peculiarly neatly built cemetery. Paid last respects quietly, without fuss.

Took rose for the sake of remembrance. My path may be unclear, but my goal is.

At the end of all this, I will have my hands around the throat of the guilty, and I will show no mercy.

Goodnight, Shoggoth.

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tf2godz:

(a)

"We should be focusing on where we go from here. Our first priority should be food and supplies." He sticks a greasy finger onto a corner of the map. "There was a small town not far from here. It's probably not completely looted. Plenty of small shops and grocers we can resupply from."

I just want to point out that we have a dead comrades to eat here and probably more dead bodies coming soon and for water we can just drink are own urine. We don't need that many much supplies

(b)

"Are you mad!" another comrade interrupts. "There's a giant robot walking around out there! We need guns and explosives right now!" He places his slightly charred finger defiantly on the map. "There's a military surplus store right over here. We should arm ourselves to the teeth while we still can!"

I have a rocket launcher strapped to my back. I'm also a brilliant scientist and that "robot" was made by a little girl, we don't need that much weaponry.

(c)

"A giant robot? Have you lost your mind?" another comrade chimes in as he adjusts his glasses. "We need to regroup with other survivors as quickly as we can.. There's another bunker over here." He slyly places a finger on the opposite side of the map. "We should try to make contact with them as quickly as possible."

Good point, we could eat them, I will say that's probably the best plan.

(d)

"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...

Fat Hippo, are you high?
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Also Vote for EvilRoy

I am far more bothered by the threat of drinking my own pee than the threat of being executed :|

Yup, it already started with a bang... Come on, how can you avoid making that one?

R.I.P Shoggoth

tf2godz:

(d)

"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

We must tear down the godz. Vote tf2godz.

Also we need guns and explosives. Anyone who says otherwise must be executed on charges of treason

Fat Hippo:

tf2godz:

(d)

"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

Only 12 inch?

OT: Wait, SK is back up?

Fat Hippo:

tf2godz:

(d)

"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

You spend too much time in that vault didn't you?

The Decapitated Centaur:
We must tear down the godz. Vote tf2godz.

What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth Body

tf2godz:

Fat Hippo:

tf2godz:

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

You spend too much time in that vault didn't you?

The Decapitated Centaur:
We must tear down the godz. Vote tf2godz.

What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth Body

I seemed to have stumbled upon what I can only designate as an abattoir of retarded children....

Will have to hide all the Nier: Automata porn I've been keeping to myself since no one asked.....

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