Serial Killer 81: Post Apocalypse Survival (Cycle 4: Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over!)

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crimson5pheonix:

Fat Hippo:

tf2godz:

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

Only 12 inch?

OT: Wait, SK is back up?

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You want the more than 12-inch dildos? You can't handle the more than 12-inch dildos!

Wary Wolf:

While normally I prefer to be on the free and easy when it comes to situations like this.....yeah let's not speak of this again....

tf2godz:

Fat Hippo:

tf2godz:

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

You spend too much time in that vault didn't you?

The Decapitated Centaur:
We must tear down the godz. Vote tf2godz.

What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth Body

You chose to be a tf2god

tf2godz:

What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth Body

Got your soundtrack right here buddy

Someone's been executed! Check your inboxes!

Voter turn out was a bit low but I'll allow it. Also remember you guys can vote on the scenario too!


I'm just here like, there's a vote. And there's one. And another...
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EEEeeewwwwww....now there's chunks of brain on the porn.

Could this apocalypse get any worse?

tippy2k2:
EEEeeewwwwww....now there's chunks of brain on the porn.

Could this apocalypse get any worse?

All the porn could've been of Hillary Clinton so there's that.

Well, at least I survived the random execution phase.

Here's hoping the spy doesn't bite it before they can catch some intel.

tf2godz been executed! Begin cycle 2 murder phase!

He had no role in life but has now obtained the role of Trickster. Woo hoo...

The Killer, Lawyer, Medic, and Spy roles may now activate.


The Raw Shark:
All the porn could've been of Hillary Clinton so there's that.

I wouldn't do that to you guys. There's some of Jeb Bush too.

gritch:

tf2godz been executed! Begin cycle 2 murder phase!

He had no role in life but has now obtained the role of Trickster. Woo hoo...

The Killer, Lawyer, and Spy roles may now activate.


The Raw Shark:
All the porn could've been of Hillary Clinton so there's that.

I wouldn't do that to you guys. There's some of Jeb Bush too.

Good Jesus Christ that went to hell in a handbasket within fucking minutes. Oh well.....

-Frantically clutches salvaged porno of Commander Shepard-

Don't worry babe, I got you.....

I knew I shouldn't have been covering for my sick colleague. You cover a few extra shifts and people find a way to make the apocalypse worse.

Yay, I'm alive, now we wait for the Spy to do his thing. I hope he's not inactive...

Fat Hippo:
Yay, I'm alive, now we wait for the Spy to do his thing. I hope he's not inactive...

Inactive or not, I don't trust spies. The never really are on your side you know.

*Yaawwhhn~*

Ooph.. So, what's up?

Someone has been murdered! Check your inboxes!

Lawyer and Spy abilities will now resolve.


Yep definitely dead...

Caramel Frappe:
I'm pretty sure if we don't work together, it's going to end up like that one Round where BeerTent won by a landslide.
Let's not repeat that again shall we?

For the record, I have NUMEROUS reports of people GREATLY enjoying my Carnival Tent full of liquor. Just because you pussies couldn't handle the booze and spilled your guts everywhere, doesn't mean me winning is a bad thing.

Lets continue the tradition of me winning every game. The problem is this, do we know anything? Who can I trust? Honestly, I don't know. There's NPC's and barely fappable porn this time around...

Where's Wary? I need a new Bottom Bitch.

@BeerTent

I aim to please.

The Viral Wolf had but one reason to allow the humans he despised so much to live. The only thing he enjoyed more than hating humans was the hunt.

"If I let them live for now they will flee their little hole like the pathetic prey animals they are and will be an enjoyable distraction from all this endless wasteland." Was his reasoning.

He figured that there were three likely locations the foolish humans might flee to. 1. A nearby town, 2. A nearby weapons cache or 3. The closest vault.

Gathering together two other creations of the Glorious Gritch King, he set off for the hunt...

Well, good thing for the survivors that they didn't go there...

Nothing was good in there anyway...

Well... I guess the other vault might have been safe to go to after all?

Climbing back into his gunman, Viral Wolf decided to survey the vault the humans were originally hiding in. Surely they would not be so stupid to remain there after being found?

On arrival Viral Wolf found black smoke billowing from the vault, indicating either its destruction or that the inhabitants were burning somewhat damp materials. Figuring the former, Viral Wolf shrugged, somewhat disappointed he didn't get the chance to kill the humans and returned back home.

Caramel Frappe:
I'm pretty sure if we don't work together, it's going to end up like that one Round where BeerTent won by a landslide.
Let's not repeat that again shall we?

That's just what the killer would want...

Although if I were the killer, shifting blame onto you is exactly what I would do!

I'm watching you...and watching me...watching you...

It was at this point that the Decapitated Centaur finally realized it was actually dead.

I was a normal old nothing of course

The Decapitated Centaur:
It was at this point that the Decapitated Centaur finally realized it was actually dead.

I was a normal old nothing of course

tippy2k2:

Caramel Frappe:
I'm pretty sure if we don't work together, it's going to end up like that one Round where BeerTent won by a landslide.
Let's not repeat that again shall we?

That's just what the killer would want...

Although if I were the killer, shifting blame onto you is exactly what I would do!

I'm watching you...and watching me...watching you...

Wary Wolf:
The Viral Wolf had but one reason to allow the humans he despised so much to live. The only thing he enjoyed more than hating humans was the hunt.

"If I let them live for now they will flee their little hole like the pathetic prey animals they are and will be an enjoyable distraction from all this endless wasteland." Was his reasoning.

He figured that there were three likely locations the foolish humans might flee to. 1. A nearby town, 2. A nearby weapons cache or 3. The closest vault.

Gathering together two other creations of the Glorious Gritch King, he set off for the hunt...

Well, good thing for the survivors that they didn't go there...

Nothing was good in there anyway...

Well... I guess the other vault might have been safe to go to after all?

Climbing back into his gunman, Viral Wolf decided to survey the vault the humans were originally hiding in. Surely they would not be so stupid to remain there after being found?

On arrival Viral Wolf found black smoke billowing from the vault, indicating either its destruction or that the inhabitants were burning somewhat damp materials. Figuring the former, Viral Wolf shrugged, somewhat disappointed he didn't get the chance to kill the humans and returned back home.

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God damn it....

tippy2k2:

That's just what the killer would want...

Although if I were the killer, shifting blame onto you is exactly what I would do!

I'm watching you...and watching me...watching you...

Patience, my friend. The killer is not going anywhere. Let's not do anything hasty alright?

Igor-Rowan:

tippy2k2:

That's just what the killer would want...

Although if I were the killer, shifting blame onto you is exactly what I would do!

I'm watching you...and watching me...watching you...

Patience, my friend. The killer is not going anywhere. Let's not do anything hasty alright?

J'accuse!

"Ohh goodie! I just found a decapitated centaur head! I will use it as a puppet!"


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This thread makes me feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone

The Decapitated Centaur has been murdered! Begin the voting phase!

The Decapitated Centaur is no longer with us. They no role and have now become a Trickster. Woo hoo!

The Arbiter and any Tricksters roles may activate now.

Everyone has until Tuesday March 28 22:00 EST to cast their votes.


Caramel Frappe:
... That's Cerea from Monster Musume. Was not expecting anyone here to know her unless you didn't actually know who she was.

That show seemed pretty popular and it wasn't that long ago that it aired. I would be more surprised if more people didn't recognize her.

Wary Wolf:
"Ohh goodie! I just found a decapitated centaur head! I will use it as a puppet!"


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You're lucky you're an NPC, or I'd defend the honour of best girl and execute you so hard.

JUMBO PALACE:
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This thread makes me feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone

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@Caramel Frappe:

Yeah I know Monster Musume DARRRRLINGGGG. Looking forward to getting the English dub (or is that blasphemy?).

Also, have you seen Demi-chan wa Kataritai (Interviews with Monster Girls)? And is it any good?

I also seem to distinctly remember when someone had a Miia avatar.

@Thunderous Cacophony:

Suu is best girl. Fight me.

@Thunderous Cacophony: @Waifu Wolf: You're both wrong. Ms Smith is actually the best girl. Fight me.

Wary Wolf:
Also, have you seen Demi-chan wa Kataritai (Interviews with Monster Girls)? And is it any good?

I watched it. It's... alright. Just a chill slice of life show with just a bit of sprinkling of supernatural to keep it from being too samey. Nothing really of note about it. If you go in expecting Monster Musume you're going to be disappointed. If you feel like a slice of life show it's alright but something you can easily skip over.

@WaryWolf: @gritch

A child made of Jell-O and a woman who acts like a teenager. Waifus should be capable of actually being wives, not girls you need to take care of. My backpack is full of Thoroughbred Magazine issues and you can't burn them all.

Thunderous Cacophony:
@WaryWolf: @gritch

A child made of Jell-O and a woman who acts like a teenager. Waifus should be capable of actually being wives, not girls you need to take care of. My backpack is full of Thoroughbred Magazine issues and you can't burn them all.

You said it chum, it's why my preference of women are the kind who can kick my ass. Not in a sub-dom way but I'm more of an old school "Love Blooming On The Battlefield" type.

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