Serial Killer 81: Post Apocalypse Survival (Cycle 4: Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over!)

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NeoAC:
Well shoot, this is still a thing, huh? Congrats. Nice to see SK is still kicking.

Almost wasn't still a thing. There was a 6 month gap between round 80 and 81 here. You feel like joining for old time's sake? While it's too late to have you join the game proper I can make you an NPC. Basically you can still vote of scenarios (but not executions) and I'll let you write up a scenario to present to the other survivors.

On a Tuesday night, a brody died in the Wasteland. Somebody knows why. Down here, somebody knows....

There has already been war. Millions have burned. Millions have perished in sickness and misery. Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this. But there are so many deserving of retribution ... and there is so little time......

My brain feels wracked with questions, with conflict in suspicion. The possibility of being wrong...too high......nevermind.

Will find answers soon. Nothing is insoluble. Nothing is hopeless.Not while there's life.

I walk across the peculiarly neatly built cemetery. Paid last respects quietly, without fuss.

Took rose for the sake of remembrance. My path may be unclear, but my goal is.

At the end of all this, I will have my hands around the throat of the guilty, and I will show no mercy.

Goodnight, Shoggoth.

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tf2godz:

(a)

"We should be focusing on where we go from here. Our first priority should be food and supplies." He sticks a greasy finger onto a corner of the map. "There was a small town not far from here. It's probably not completely looted. Plenty of small shops and grocers we can resupply from."

I just want to point out that we have a dead comrades to eat here and probably more dead bodies coming soon and for water we can just drink are own urine. We don't need that many much supplies

(b)

"Are you mad!" another comrade interrupts. "There's a giant robot walking around out there! We need guns and explosives right now!" He places his slightly charred finger defiantly on the map. "There's a military surplus store right over here. We should arm ourselves to the teeth while we still can!"

I have a rocket launcher strapped to my back. I'm also a brilliant scientist and that "robot" was made by a little girl, we don't need that much weaponry.

(c)

"A giant robot? Have you lost your mind?" another comrade chimes in as he adjusts his glasses. "We need to regroup with other survivors as quickly as we can.. There's another bunker over here." He slyly places a finger on the opposite side of the map. "We should try to make contact with them as quickly as possible."

Good point, we could eat them, I will say that's probably the best plan.

(d)

"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...

Fat Hippo, are you high?
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Also Vote for EvilRoy

I am far more bothered by the threat of drinking my own pee than the threat of being executed :|

Yup, it already started with a bang... Come on, how can you avoid making that one?

R.I.P Shoggoth

tf2godz:

(d)

"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

We must tear down the godz. Vote tf2godz.

Also we need guns and explosives. Anyone who says otherwise must be executed on charges of treason

Fat Hippo:

tf2godz:

(d)

"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

Only 12 inch?

OT: Wait, SK is back up?

Fat Hippo:

tf2godz:

(d)

"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

You spend too much time in that vault didn't you?

The Decapitated Centaur:
We must tear down the godz. Vote tf2godz.

What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth Body

tf2godz:

Fat Hippo:

tf2godz:

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

You spend too much time in that vault didn't you?

The Decapitated Centaur:
We must tear down the godz. Vote tf2godz.

What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth Body

I seemed to have stumbled upon what I can only designate as an abattoir of retarded children....

Will have to hide all the Nier: Automata porn I've been keeping to myself since no one asked.....

crimson5pheonix:

Fat Hippo:

tf2godz:

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

Only 12 inch?

OT: Wait, SK is back up?

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You want the more than 12-inch dildos? You can't handle the more than 12-inch dildos!

Wary Wolf:

While normally I prefer to be on the free and easy when it comes to situations like this.....yeah let's not speak of this again....

tf2godz:

Fat Hippo:

tf2godz:

Fat Hippo, are you high?

This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!

You spend too much time in that vault didn't you?

The Decapitated Centaur:
We must tear down the godz. Vote tf2godz.

What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth Body

You chose to be a tf2god

tf2godz:

What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth Body

Got your soundtrack right here buddy

Someone's been executed! Check your inboxes!

Voter turn out was a bit low but I'll allow it. Also remember you guys can vote on the scenario too!


I'm just here like, there's a vote. And there's one. And another...
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EEEeeewwwwww....now there's chunks of brain on the porn.

Could this apocalypse get any worse?

tippy2k2:
EEEeeewwwwww....now there's chunks of brain on the porn.

Could this apocalypse get any worse?

All the porn could've been of Hillary Clinton so there's that.

Well, at least I survived the random execution phase.

Here's hoping the spy doesn't bite it before they can catch some intel.

tf2godz been executed! Begin cycle 2 murder phase!

He had no role in life but has now obtained the role of Trickster. Woo hoo...

The Killer, Lawyer, Medic, and Spy roles may now activate.


The Raw Shark:
All the porn could've been of Hillary Clinton so there's that.

I wouldn't do that to you guys. There's some of Jeb Bush too.

gritch:

tf2godz been executed! Begin cycle 2 murder phase!

He had no role in life but has now obtained the role of Trickster. Woo hoo...

The Killer, Lawyer, and Spy roles may now activate.


The Raw Shark:
All the porn could've been of Hillary Clinton so there's that.

I wouldn't do that to you guys. There's some of Jeb Bush too.

Good Jesus Christ that went to hell in a handbasket within fucking minutes. Oh well.....

-Frantically clutches salvaged porno of Commander Shepard-

Don't worry babe, I got you.....

I knew I shouldn't have been covering for my sick colleague. You cover a few extra shifts and people find a way to make the apocalypse worse.

Yay, I'm alive, now we wait for the Spy to do his thing. I hope he's not inactive...

Fat Hippo:
Yay, I'm alive, now we wait for the Spy to do his thing. I hope he's not inactive...

Inactive or not, I don't trust spies. The never really are on your side you know.

*Yaawwhhn~*

Ooph.. So, what's up?

I'm pretty sure if we don't work together, it's going to end up like that one Round where BeerTent won by a landslide.
Let's not repeat that again shall we?

Someone has been murdered! Check your inboxes!

Lawyer and Spy abilities will now resolve.


Yep definitely dead...

Caramel Frappe:
I'm pretty sure if we don't work together, it's going to end up like that one Round where BeerTent won by a landslide.
Let's not repeat that again shall we?

For the record, I have NUMEROUS reports of people GREATLY enjoying my Carnival Tent full of liquor. Just because you pussies couldn't handle the booze and spilled your guts everywhere, doesn't mean me winning is a bad thing.

Lets continue the tradition of me winning every game. The problem is this, do we know anything? Who can I trust? Honestly, I don't know. There's NPC's and barely fappable porn this time around...

Where's Wary? I need a new Bottom Bitch.

@BeerTent

I aim to please.

The Viral Wolf had but one reason to allow the humans he despised so much to live. The only thing he enjoyed more than hating humans was the hunt.

"If I let them live for now they will flee their little hole like the pathetic prey animals they are and will be an enjoyable distraction from all this endless wasteland." Was his reasoning.

He figured that there were three likely locations the foolish humans might flee to. 1. A nearby town, 2. A nearby weapons cache or 3. The closest vault.

Gathering together two other creations of the Glorious Gritch King, he set off for the hunt...

Well, good thing for the survivors that they didn't go there...

Nothing was good in there anyway...

Well... I guess the other vault might have been safe to go to after all?

Climbing back into his gunman, Viral Wolf decided to survey the vault the humans were originally hiding in. Surely they would not be so stupid to remain there after being found?

On arrival Viral Wolf found black smoke billowing from the vault, indicating either its destruction or that the inhabitants were burning somewhat damp materials. Figuring the former, Viral Wolf shrugged, somewhat disappointed he didn't get the chance to kill the humans and returned back home.

Caramel Frappe:
I'm pretty sure if we don't work together, it's going to end up like that one Round where BeerTent won by a landslide.
Let's not repeat that again shall we?

That's just what the killer would want...

Although if I were the killer, shifting blame onto you is exactly what I would do!

I'm watching you...and watching me...watching you...

It was at this point that the Decapitated Centaur finally realized it was actually dead.

I was a normal old nothing of course

The Decapitated Centaur:
It was at this point that the Decapitated Centaur finally realized it was actually dead.

I was a normal old nothing of course

tippy2k2:

Caramel Frappe:
I'm pretty sure if we don't work together, it's going to end up like that one Round where BeerTent won by a landslide.
Let's not repeat that again shall we?

That's just what the killer would want...

Although if I were the killer, shifting blame onto you is exactly what I would do!

I'm watching you...and watching me...watching you...

Wary Wolf:
The Viral Wolf had but one reason to allow the humans he despised so much to live. The only thing he enjoyed more than hating humans was the hunt.

"If I let them live for now they will flee their little hole like the pathetic prey animals they are and will be an enjoyable distraction from all this endless wasteland." Was his reasoning.

He figured that there were three likely locations the foolish humans might flee to. 1. A nearby town, 2. A nearby weapons cache or 3. The closest vault.

Gathering together two other creations of the Glorious Gritch King, he set off for the hunt...

Well, good thing for the survivors that they didn't go there...

Nothing was good in there anyway...

Well... I guess the other vault might have been safe to go to after all?

Climbing back into his gunman, Viral Wolf decided to survey the vault the humans were originally hiding in. Surely they would not be so stupid to remain there after being found?

On arrival Viral Wolf found black smoke billowing from the vault, indicating either its destruction or that the inhabitants were burning somewhat damp materials. Figuring the former, Viral Wolf shrugged, somewhat disappointed he didn't get the chance to kill the humans and returned back home.

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God damn it....

tippy2k2:

That's just what the killer would want...

Although if I were the killer, shifting blame onto you is exactly what I would do!

I'm watching you...and watching me...watching you...

Patience, my friend. The killer is not going anywhere. Let's not do anything hasty alright?

Igor-Rowan:

tippy2k2:

That's just what the killer would want...

Although if I were the killer, shifting blame onto you is exactly what I would do!

I'm watching you...and watching me...watching you...

Patience, my friend. The killer is not going anywhere. Let's not do anything hasty alright?

J'accuse!

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