Serial Killer 81: Post Apocalypse Survival (Cycle 4: Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over!)

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Wary Wolf:

tippy2k2:
What if I try to befriend the werewolf holding the mini gun?

I feel like the anti-porn jerks in that cult wouldn't mess with me if I had a werewolf holding a mini gun as a friend...

I'm not sure how to go about befriending a werewolf though. I could throw my Banhammer and let him try to bring it back but much like Mj?lnir, only the worthy can pick up the Banhammer and I'm not sure he'd be able to. That might just make him mad and then I'll have an anti-porn cult AND a werewolf with a mini gun mad at me...

You could try to befriend a werewolf wielding a minigun, but that my friend is a Deathclaw.

Essentially a 1000 pound irradiated iguana with an IQ of 200 and doesn't like the look of your face. With a minigun.

I'm pretty sure that's a werewolf.

You just want me to call it a Deathclaw cause that would offend the werewolf and then he wouldn't be my friend...

I'M ONTO YOUR GAME!!!!!

Damn. You got me.

Still. The question becomes: Why do werewolves need miniguns?


As you take one last look around the vault that has been your home for the last months, you spot something underneath an old Nuka-Cola machine. Jackpot! A data cassette! Finally! There may be some worthwhile "reading material" on this!

With eager anticipation you hastily slam the cassette into your Pip-Boy 5000 and nearly have a heart attack as it begins to grind and load up the contents noisily. The last thing you need is everyone to catch on to what you are trying to do.

"Begin search for any files .jpg .png .bmp .gif" you mutter to the Pip-Boy under your breath. You needn't have bothered, as the Pip-Boy begins it's loud grinding noises once again. "Shut-up! Shut-up! Shut-up!" you desperately whisper to it.

ONE RESULT FOUND. ANIMATED GIF IN TACT

Only one result? But it is an animated gif! Score!

"Display Result" your voice quavering in anticipation.

You stare at what you see in confusion. A thousand questions enter your mind. What does this mean? How does the tripping of some Moe robot girl correlate to the world ending? Is there something greater at play here? And most importantly: Can you fap to this?

Wary Wolf:
"Display Result" your voice quavering in anticipation.


You stare at what you see in confusion. A thousand questions enter your mind. What does this mean? How does the tripping of some Moe robot girl correlate to the world ending? Is there something greater at play here? And most importantly: Can you fap to this?

There's a girl involved so check one
She's a robot according to Google when I looked it up so check two
She's actually one year old according to the Wiki....shit...ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!

So on the negative side, could not FAP but on the plus side, if she's a robot, that might explain the nuclear explosion and the apocalypse...

And I tried to Fap to this...my God....the anti-porn Cult was right all along!!! Where's my werewolf best friend? We've got some cleansing to do!

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The Medic has managed to save someone(s) from being murdered!

Both the Medic and the saved person(s) have been told about the identify and role of the other. The Killer is selecting another target.


Wary Wolf:
Damn. You got me.

Still. The question becomes: Why do werewolves need miniguns?


You're just not using the right technique. They're easy once you get the hang of it.

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Someone has been murdered! Check your inboxes!

Despite the best effort of the Medic someone had to die.

Lawyer and Spy abilities will now resolve.

Whoo! I didn't get murdered! So I guess I can re-post this now...

"Damn. Now that I've joined you, does this mean I have to format all my flash drives?"

What a wonderful day for a picnic, I sure hope a stray mini nuke doesn't come from no where and ruin it!

Medic, though you were successful in saving someone, you just diverted the killer's attack to someone else! ME!

Poor Aerosteam. But hey, at least the Medic actually saved a life. Top points for that.

Also, is it just me or is Wary Wolf playing a game all his own, with a plot more dense than Final Fantasy? His last post had a callback to a game from 9 months ago, for Pete's sake.

Aerosteam:
What a wonderful day for a picnic, I sure hope a stray mini nuke doesn't come from no where and ruin it!

Medic, though you were successful in saving someone, you just diverted the killer's attack to someone else! ME!

That was the most clutch thing i've seen in a video game, I mean holy jesus that nuke was a skin hair from hitting the guy.

Thunderous Cacophony:
Also, is it just me or is Wary Wolf playing a game all his own, with a plot more dense than Final Fantasy? His last post had a callback to a game from 9 months ago, for Pete's sake.

Fair enough. It's more of a 20%-er gag for those who were playing at the time. TL;DR version is: I played as Holo and got shanked.

I'm not about to suggest that if you don't want to read my *ahem* "epic" posts don't read them, but if people do feel I'm taking away from the game by writing crap, I'll stop. It's just a fun thing I like to do. Although in the future I will mark my lengthy posts into a spoiler tag marked: "Inconsequential story asides" ;P

Why you complain anyway? Now you have chance for vengeance!

"Bring it on human!"

@Aerosteam:

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Wary Wolf:
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I'm not complaining. I thoroughly enjoy the saga and effort you're putting it. I just also like that you took the RP ball and ran with it halfway around the world while the rest of us were getting our boots on.

Wary Wolf:

Thunderous Cacophony:
Also, is it just me or is Wary Wolf playing a game all his own, with a plot more dense than Final Fantasy? His last post had a callback to a game from 9 months ago, for Pete's sake.

Fair enough. It's more of a 20%-er gag for those who were playing at the time. TL;DR version is: I played as Holo and got shanked.

I'm not about to suggest that if you don't want to read my *ahem* "epic" posts don't read them, but if people do feel I'm taking away from the game by writing crap, I'll stop. It's just a fun thing I like to do. Although in the future I will mark my lengthy posts into a spoiler tag marked: "Inconsequential story asides" ;P

Why you complain anyway? Now you have chance for vengeance!

"Bring it on human!"

@Aerosteam:

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I for one appreciate the R&P, if for any other reason it opened my eyes to these heathens sinful pornographic ways.

REPENT SINNERS! Burn the Porn on the Pile of Forgiveness and embrace the sinless life that God has called you too! All those who refuse to join our peaceful ways will be eliminated with extreme prejudice! REPENT!

PURGE AND PURIFY!!!

Aerosteam has been murdered! Begin the voting phase!

Aerosteam has been murdered by a stray mini-nuke. These things happen. They had no role and have now become a Trickster. Woo hoo!

The Arbiter and any Tricksters roles may activate now.

Everyone has until Wednesday April 5 22:00 EST to cast their votes.


Pardon the delay. Been busy at work today.

You guys should kill crimson, he's too quiet

...

........

mmmmMMMMMmMMMMmmmmmMMMMMmmmMMMMmmmmbbuuuuuuttttteerrrrrr

stillalive. In spite of someones best efforts.

EvilRoy:
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........

mmmmMMMMMmMMMMmmmmmMMMMMmmmMMMMmmmmbbuuuuuuttttteerrrrrr

stillalive. In spite of someones best efforts.

The Roy that lived

This vote is tough.

On one hand, I do feel like I could become best friends with this strangely hairless reptilian werewolf. We could play tennis and hunt Ghouls and find some Nuka'Beer and just be great friends...

On the other hand, Porno caused the Apocalypse and this Infidel dares to flaunt his sinful wares at us. He must have his sins cleansed by the Flames of God...can I get the Flames of God out of a lighter? I hope so because this man must burn for his crime.

Will the werewolf still be my friend if I light his companion on fire?

Is anyone coordinating something behind the scenes? I've been quiet this game but this seems like a total shit show

The Decapitated Centaur:
You guys should kill crimson, he's too quiet

D:

I'm still figuring out who the killer is. Because, as we know, I'm always right all the time!

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:
You guys should kill crimson, he's too quiet

D:

I'm still figuring out who the killer is. Because, as we know, I'm always right all the time!

But see, this is your first post in the thread and I'm pretty sure you talked a bit more than that in the thread in the past

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:
You guys should kill crimson, he's too quiet

D:

I'm still figuring out who the killer is. Because, as we know, I'm always right all the time!

But see, this is your first post in the thread and I'm pretty sure you talked a bit more than that in the thread in the past

I've been talking in this thread D:

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:

D:

I'm still figuring out who the killer is. Because, as we know, I'm always right all the time!

But see, this is your first post in the thread and I'm pretty sure you talked a bit more than that in the thread in the past

I've been talking in this thread D:

Hm. Oh I see, I missed the one post you made prior to this page...

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:

But see, this is your first post in the thread and I'm pretty sure you talked a bit more than that in the thread in the past

I've been talking in this thread D:

Hm. Oh I see, I missed the one post you made prior to this page...

D:

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:

I've been talking in this thread D:

Hm. Oh I see, I missed the one post you made prior to this page...

D:

I'd say you need to be burned with fire, but I'm not sure if that's ineffective against pheonixes

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:

Hm. Oh I see, I missed the one post you made prior to this page...

D:

I'd say you need to be burned with fire, but I'm not sure if that's ineffective against pheonixes

DDDDDDDDDDDD:

Why do you hurt my soul like this?

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:

D:

I'd say you need to be burned with fire, but I'm not sure if that's ineffective against pheonixes

DDDDDDDDDDDD:

Why do you hurt my soul like this?

Because I wish you arrange your execution and pre-tortured souls sell better in the underworld underworld market

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:

I'd say you need to be burned with fire, but I'm not sure if that's ineffective against pheonixes

DDDDDDDDDDDD:

Why do you hurt my soul like this?

Because I wish you arrange your execution and pre-tortured souls sell better in the underworld underworld market

Is that the super underworld?

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:

DDDDDDDDDDDD:

Why do you hurt my soul like this?

Because I wish you arrange your execution and pre-tortured souls sell better in the underworld underworld market

Is that the super underworld?

No, it's the black market in the underworld. I'm not an official soul salesman

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:

Because I wish you arrange your execution and pre-tortured souls sell better in the underworld underworld market

Is that the super underworld?

No, it's the black market in the underworld. I'm not an official soul salesman

I refuse to think of it in any way other than 40K terms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vh_N8CpcL0&feature=youtu.be&t=24m25s

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:

Is that the super underworld?

No, it's the black market in the underworld. I'm not an official soul salesman

I refuse to think of it in any way other than 40K terms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vh_N8CpcL0&feature=youtu.be&t=24m25s

... Fair that's a better interpretation

@The Decapitated Centaur: You're just salty that crimson5pheonix killed you.

@tippy2k2: Dunno. The name might be Goris.

"So we robbing this guy or what?"

This is the only time, despite a few cycles have passed ... that I have no clue whom to vote for. Guess i'll pick a name at random.

@Caramel Frappe:When in doubt, vote for the guy at the top of the player list ;)

Guess who suddenly got picked to be slightly less "random" than everyone else.

Wary Wolf:
@tippy2k2: Dunno. The name might be Goris.

"So we robbing this guy or what?"

You silly Wary! It can't be Goris for that clearly states Goris is a Deathclaw while Lisa is most obviously a hairless reptilian werewolf (damn radiation poisoning must have made her lose all her hair and gave her a reptilian leathery looking skin).

I will not rob the man for I am hoping to convince Lisa to be my best friend and I don't know how she will react if I kill the merchant for his pants. Plus, the man deserves a chance to break his sinful poronographic ways before I light him on fire with the cleansing flames of God.

Purge your sinful pornographic ways merchant and be purified by the Grace of the Flame of God!

PURGE AND PURIFY!!!

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