Serial Killer 81: Post Apocalypse Survival (Cycle 4: Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over!)

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Wary Wolf:

Fat Hippo:
Wow, an inactive lawyer. I almost feel sorry for the killer now.

gritch:
There will be no new Lawyer for the Killer.

In the spirit of fairness, I think it should be said that Supa Ewok did have a role and it passed onto me. Ergo why Gritch wanted me to take on a player role.

Your Norton bar offends me.

@Crimson5Pheonix:

Good.

Someone has been murdered! Check your inboxes!

Pardon the delay. This weekend has been a bit crazy for me.

I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

The fat nude man is now genuinely curious as to his status. However, butter at the ready, he has never felt so ALLLIIIIIVVVEEEEEE.

The pornography is coming from Diminutive Kerosene Torch...

This reference seems to be leading us in a very dark direction.

EvilRoy:
The fat nude man is now genuinely curious as to his status. However, butter at the ready, he has never felt so ALLLIIIIIVVVEEEEEE.

Someone kill this man before we find out what he plans to do with that stick of butter.

@killer: Get on that!

Come Lisa, we ride! (I guess the rest of the group can come with too)

We must make haste to this town and see for ourselves if it truly is the Den of Sin this trader makes it look! And if it is....well...

EvilRoy:
I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

My shame for this failure will follow me to the grave...especially since you're clearly THE KILLER.

Well someone is taking a long time to die

"To Diminutive Kerosene Torch!"

The horde of former Vault Dwellers chanted as they made their way through the desolate streets. But there was at least one who wasn't as gungho as the others. Joe had wanted to strike it out on the world, explore the new frontier! Instead he seemed to be swept up in this holy crusade against porn! He had casually thrown his away a while ago, hoping to set his sights on perhaps catching a three eyed fish, or smashing some rad roaches? Turning to follow along with the horde once more, a sign caught Joe's eye.


-Some time later-

"There's been some sort of accident or scuffle or..! Just come this way!!" One of the survivors called out to angry porn smiters. Leading you back, your led back to a descending staircase, and ushered forward you travel down the steps. Before long you start to see signs of a struggle; impacts of a hammer, energy scorch marks, chunks of the wall torched by intense heat, gun shot holes, and a pretty decent amount of blood. Eventually you find what appears to be an office space to some sort of business outlet, not the porn store that you search for, but a retrofitted fishing shack?

Pushing the ajar door open, the co-hordes would find a room totally trashed! Posters strewn about, tipped over tables and chairs, a smashed pop machine and said pop cans littering the entire floor. In the corner was a bloodied and bruised, but oddly not seemingly harmed in the lethal sense, Joe was crumpled in the corner. A look of absolute terror across his face, his arms propped up like he was trying to cover his face. It was obvious enough from the trip down this way there'd been a major scuffle, but no clear reason why Joe'd bit the big eraser in the sky until one man broke the silence.

"You don't think..?" One survivor asked.

"Death by soda can, what a way to go." Another grimaced.

The Decapitated Centaur:
Meant to send it this morning, but apparently that didn't happen. Sorry about that :(

@zepherus14:

Damn you. That was supposed to be me that was killed.

Fat Hippo:

EvilRoy:
I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

My shame for this failure will follow me to the grave...especially since you're clearly THE KILLER.

Hahaaaa! My shit don't stink! The medic done saved me, and how could the medic do such a thing unless I tried to kill myself because being a murderer in the wasteland where people just die on their own all the time is unfulfilling.

EvilRoy:

Fat Hippo:

EvilRoy:
I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

My shame for this failure will follow me to the grave...especially since you're clearly THE KILLER.

Hahaaaa! My shit don't stink! The medic done saved me, and how could the medic do such a thing unless I tried to kill myself because being a murderer in the wasteland where people just die on their own all the time is unfulfilling.

Yah, if you lied the medic could have just accused you and it'd be game. Ergo you must be the one the medic saved

Also noticed no one really checks the usergroup anymore. Put a message in there about something if people wanna check it out

Zepherus14 has been murdered! The Voting phase will now begin!

I always figure the sugary juice would do him in. Maybe not the way I imaged it going down but it was death by pop regardless. Zepherus14 had no role and has now become yet another Trickster.

Everyone has until 20:00 EST April 15 to get their votes in! Don't forget you can vote for the scenario too!


EvilRoy:

Fat Hippo:

EvilRoy:
I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

My shame for this failure will follow me to the grave...especially since you're clearly THE KILLER.

Hahaaaa! My shit don't stink! The medic done saved me, and how could the medic do such a thing unless I tried to kill myself because being a murderer in the wasteland where people just die on their own all the time is unfulfilling.

Or you murdered yourself in a desperate gamble to prove you're not the murderer by being murdered by yourself and hoping the medic saved you!

"You humans may have won over Misato for now. But I've got something that she wants and you don't have."

EvilRoy:

Fat Hippo:

EvilRoy:
I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

My shame for this failure will follow me to the grave...especially since you're clearly THE KILLER.

Hahaaaa! My shit don't stink! The medic done saved me, and how could the medic do such a thing unless I tried to kill myself because being a murderer in the wasteland where people just die on their own all the time is unfulfilling.

Damnit, your story checks out...but I'll get you one day! MARK MY WORDS

Wary Wolf:
"You humans may have won over Misato for now. But I've got something that she wants and you don't have."

I'm not sure why a werewolf would care about your Deathclaw hands though...

Misato says "I'm not a werewolf" in Deathclaw.

I know Lisa, I'm not sure why he thinks you care about his Deathclaw hands

"My name is Misato, not Lisa"

Don't let him get to you Lisa, I will stick with you, even if you lost all your werewolf hair due to the radiation!

"Swear to God I'm gonna kill him if he keeps calling me a werewolf..."

You're right Lisa! I need to focus on the problem at hand and how the disease of porn has clearly affected this city. I must convince the others that the place must be cleansed with the Fire of God!

Get your votes in!

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Voter turn out is lower than the necessary 65% even almost a day past the deadline. I understand this is probably a busy time for a lot of people (I know the end of the semester is always hell for me) as I'm going to extend the voting deadline again to Monday April 17 12:00EST.

I'll be sending out reminder PMs to those who haven't voted yet. Please take a moment to pick someone to execute.

I personally would have gone with:

Gritch:

YOU WHO HAVE NOT YET VOTED:

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But I guess getting to see Mio and Yuuko spreading their legs over and over again is one way to encourage people...

Someone has been executed! And the Arbiter has struck! Check your inboxes!

Three dead people this cycle. Neat.

This ought to be interesting

The Decapitated Centaur:
This ought to be interesting

The wrath of the anti-porn God shall rain down upon the heathens and strike down the sinners with their pornographic materials!!! For His Will be done...

"For His Will be done!" Screamed the tiny man as he strode back and worth across the makeshift stage (read: a collection of piled rocks which he had insisted include an orchestra pit.) "We have purged the Vault, and that was good. We have struck down the peddler of smut, and that was better. But now we must perform our greatest duty: We must go to the Tree of Pornography and tear it out, root and branch! We must burn the magazines, tear the booklets, shatter the CDs, use permanent marker to scribble over the limericks..."

Tippy2k2's voice faded into background noise as I slunk away. This is what I get for picking my Vault based on which had the best commercial, stuck with a bunch of murderous puritanical nutjobs without a spiked shoulderpad in sight. Ah well, at least I was the one trusted with the job of security. If I get rid of Tippy, I'm sure the rest of them will see the light, and we can tell that nice boy at the gate that we want to just get some snacks at Diminutive Kerosene Torch and be on our way. Ducking behind a convenient outcropping, I took out a number of oddly-shaped packages from my bag (wrapped in brown paper and labeled, "PORNOGRAPHY: ASSORTED,") and went to work assembling my equipment.

When I finished, I could see Tippy was coming to a crescendo- some poor sod was trying to hold the Deathclaw still while the pocket dictator attempted to scramble onto her back while proclaiming, "The Apocalypse happened because you touch yourself at night!" Better do this quick, before our resident cult leader cum serial killer does something really regrettable. Again.

An enormous cloud of smoke billowed out from the gun when the trigger was pulled, along with a shattering bang echoed in confused screams. Unable to see the result of my shot, I strode forward into the gunsmoke, trying to disperse it with waves of my arm. Over the screams and my own coughs, I heard a faint sound - the rising whine of a minigun.

Oh, yeah. I really have got to keep the canon straight. It's a werewolf with heavy weapons.

As a hail of bullets ripped through the cloud and my body, I could only hope that the Serial Killer was also dead, and our little community could be free of his menace and become regular Raiders like everyone else.

I, The Arbiter, Am Dead

Oh shit. It got super real while I was away for Easter weekend praying, as all you should have been doing. Seriously people, you start praying Friday, you finish Sunday. How is this hard.

Anyway, yeah I missed the vote again, but I shan't miss a third time. Really its your fault for holding murders while I'm trying to pray away the other murders.

EvilRoy:
Oh shit. It got super real while I was away for Easter weekend praying, as all you should have been doing. Seriously people, you start praying Friday, you finish Sunday. How is this hard.

Anyway, yeah I missed the vote again, but I shan't miss a third time. Really its your fault for holding murders while I'm trying to pray away the other murders.

Hey, I started praying Thursday night and still was party to multiple homicides.

Thunderous Cacophony:

EvilRoy:
Oh shit. It got super real while I was away for Easter weekend praying, as all you should have been doing. Seriously people, you start praying Friday, you finish Sunday. How is this hard.

Anyway, yeah I missed the vote again, but I shan't miss a third time. Really its your fault for holding murders while I'm trying to pray away the other murders.

Hey, I started praying Thursday night and still was party to multiple homicides.

Clearly I just don't multitask well is the problem. I'll practice screaming prayers while I murder.

What a rousing speech I gave from my orchestra pit! The troops are clearly as excited and ready to burn this House of Sin as I am. But I feel like I could push them just a little bit further to REALLY get the Righteous Fury going...

Fractically looking around, I realize what is missing from my rousing speech that other great leaders had...A steed that I can ride while it rears up like in all those paintings we saw before the Sins of Pornography caused the Apocalypse. I don't have a horse but...I know I told Lisa that I would not do this again after she tried to slash my face off last time (I'm sure she didn't do it on purpose, she might be a new werewolf and just doesn't know her own strength yet) but this moment needs something awesome to punctuate our Righteous Fury!

Running to the edge of my Orchestra Pit, I jump! Success!....kind of! I landed on Lisa's back at least but she is bucking a lot more than I would have expected. She seems very unhappy with this but I'm sure she'll forgive me once she sees the awesomeness that this moment will surely be painted in!

"Get this fucker off of me!!! screams Misato in Deathclaw

"Please Lisa! Just.....hold....still......you're........making........my.......moment.....less.........dramatic!"

BOOM!

What the hell was that??!?!

"God damn it! GET OFF OF ME!!! roars Misato as she takes her mini gun out in a desperate attempt to remove the human crawling around on her back. The crowd watching begins running quickly as Misato fires her mini gun wildly, attempting to remove tippy2k2 from her back.

I think Lisa hit someone... I think before finally getting thrown off. Well that didn't go as well as I was hoping but I'm sure the artist can clean up the actual scene a bit for the painting once we destroy this evil land and...wow....my shoulder really hurts. I must have landed weirdly.

Looking down, I realize that I was shot! Lisa must have accidentally shot me in her confusion! I feel like such a dick and she's going to feel super depressed about shooting her best friend! Hey, she's running towards me with her claws out! She must want a hug to apologize! Well come here, of course I forg

Misato let's out all of her building frustration over being called a leathery werewolf and attempted riding. She pounces on tippy2k2 and just slashes out in a rage. All she can see is red as she tears and tears and tears and tears some more at what is quickly becoming just a pile of ripped apart goo on the ground.

Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

I was the killer, spoil sports >.>

And my plan of remaining conspicuously silent pays off.

altnameJag:
And my plan of remaining conspicuously silent pays off.

That and you probably weren't on the spy's list. They invited my lawyer into their cabal, but then he left >.> Meh, it was a risk I was willing to take.

crimson5pheonix:
Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

I was the killer, spoil sports >.>

Ha! I was right! Even if the votes didn't get you, at least the arbiter did

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:
Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

I was the killer, spoil sports >.>

Ha! I was right! Even if the votes didn't get you, at least the arbiter did

No, the votes got me. Arbiter was just mucking about with Tippy.

crimson5pheonix:

altnameJag:
And my plan of remaining conspicuously silent pays off.

That and you probably weren't on the spy's list. They invited my lawyer into their cabal, but then he left >.> Meh, it was a risk I was willing to take.

Man, I didn't know anything about anything that round.

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