Serial Killer 81: Post Apocalypse Survival (Cycle 4: Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over!)

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Wary Wolf:
@The Decapitated Centaur: You're just salty that crimson5pheonix killed you.

@tippy2k2: Dunno. The name might be Goris.

"So we robbing this guy or what?"

If he killed me that'd be a pretty good reason to kill him, just saying

Caramel Frappe:
This is the only time, despite a few cycles have passed ... that I have no clue whom to vote for. Guess i'll pick a name at random.

Vote Criiiimsoooon. He's lurking in the shadows

Get your votes in!

A few of you have yet to give me a vote (as in yet this game!). I'd rather not have to drop people from the game but I will if this inactivity continues. I'm extending the voting time until tomorrow morning, Thursday March 6 10:00 EST, to hopefully get these last yet stargglers to vote.

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gritch:
A few of you have yet to give me a vote (as in yet this game!). I'd rather not have to drop people from the game but I will if this inactivity continues. I'm extending the voting time until tomorrow morning, Thursday March 6 10:00 EST, to hopefully get these last yet stargglers to vote.

They are distracted by all the porn!

My inactive brothers and sisters, heed my warning! For the Righteous Flames of God shall crash down from the heavens and SMITE those who do not turn from their wicked path! Put down the porn and pick up the Good Book, for it shall lead you down the way of the pure and righteous! Show your devotion to the Lord and Vote to be rid of the filth that is the porn!

Those who fail to heed the words of this humble disciple of the Anti-Porn God shall be met with a terrible punishment...

Powerful...I'm sorry you had to see such graphic and sickening stuff but it is better to be sickened now than to not take my warning seriously.

I'm just glad gritch is here to remind us ... sometimes a GM won't even bother to announce crap, then immediately punishes people for missing a vote (without warning) by kicking them. Gotta give credit when credits due so thank you gritch.

This is why all the porn keeps getting burned, guys. The only people who care enough to vote are Tippy and his crusaders.

please vote, my spank bank is so empty my last erection bounced

Someone has been executed! Check your in boxes!

3 people have been removed from the game due to inactivity.

The wasteland can be a cruel place. It's not always the physicality of it that breaks people either. Some of them, staring out into the barren lands that were once lush and full of life, simply languish away. Apathy seizes them and slowly death follows.

As you are discussing with your comrades how to deal with the tradesman, you notice 3 other survivors suddenly fall to the ground lifeless. You somberly begin to loot your former allies' corpses.

Hang on. One of these has a Canadian law degree? What the hell?


BeerTent(Lawyer), The Raw Shark, and springheeljack have been removed from the game due to inactivity.

Wow, an inactive lawyer. I almost feel sorry for the killer now.

Neeerts I didn't have time to vote. Sorry. I got sent to ButtFuck Alberta, the corner of nowhere and piss off, where the reception and internet is somewhat... sparse.

gritch:
As you are discussing with your comrades how to deal with the tradesman, you notice 3 other survivors suddenly fall to the ground lifeless. You somberly begin to loot your former allies' corpses.

Hang on. One of these has a Canadian law degree? What the hell?


BeerTent(Lawyer), The Raw Shark, and springheeljack have been removed from the game due to inactivity.

I tried to warn the heretics! They did not heed my warning and will now have to spend the afterlife in the Lake of Fire!

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PURGE AND PURIFY!

Wait...I have an idea for how we can oust the killer gang and put an end to this senseless violence so that we can get back to beating people for their sinful porn uses.

Hey Killer, did the lawyer give you the info you needed? Just let me know if you, the killer, was able to make use of the lawyers ability or if you, the killer, got screwed over by this situation.

The bait is set...now we wait for him/her to quote me and we have our killer. It's bulletproof!

OOC: Does the lawyer get replaced then or is the Killer just out his lawyer?

tippy2k2:

gritch:
As you are discussing with your comrades how to deal with the tradesman, you notice 3 other survivors suddenly fall to the ground lifeless. You somberly begin to loot your former allies' corpses.

Hang on. One of these has a Canadian law degree? What the hell?


BeerTent(Lawyer), The Raw Shark, and springheeljack have been removed from the game due to inactivity.

I tried to warn the heretics! They did not heed my warning and will now have to spend the afterlife in the Lake of Fire!

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PURGE AND PURIFY!

Wait...I have an idea for how we can oust the killer gang and put an end to this senseless violence so that we can get back to beating people for their sinful porn uses.

Hey Killer, did the lawyer give you the info you needed? Just let me know if you, the killer, was able to make use of the lawyers ability or if you, the killer, got screwed over by this situation.

The bait is set...now we wait for him/her to quote me and we have our killer. It's bulletproof!

OOC: Does the lawyer get replaced then or is the Killer just out his lawyer?

He ought to be out his lawyer, we lost 2 perfectly normal citizens too after all

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You weeaboos killed me. Probably for not liking 2D girls as much as you. Good luck out there in the Wasteland.

Sorry about the lack of help in voting, exam period. Should've warned in advance, my bad. Though on the other hand I can still casually watch the chaos ensue.

JUMBO PALACE:
You weeaboos killed me. Probably for not liking 2D girls as much as you. Good luck out there in the Wasteland.

Damn. When a 2D character isn't as into 2D girls as I am I know I've hit rock bottom.

The Raw Shark:
Sorry about the lack of help in voting, exam period. Should've warned in advance, my bad. Though on the other hand I can still casually watch the chaos ensue.

If it's any consolation I voted for you. I figured that Gritch was mocking us all by having the killer's identity hidden in his avatar all along! Also because you were quiet. So you took away a vote from the actual killer if nothing else.

JUMBO PALACE has been executed! Begin cycle 4!

JUMBO PALACE had no role and has now become a Trickster. Neat.

The Killer and Medic may activate at this time.


There will be no new Lawyer for the Killer.

@TheTastySnack: I can empathize. Exams are in 2 weeks for me. I'm not even taking any myself anymore but I'll have to help make, proctor, and grade one instead. If you're schedule clears up feel free to continue to vote for scenarios in later cycles.

Fat Hippo:
Wow, an inactive lawyer. I almost feel sorry for the killer now.

gritch:
There will be no new Lawyer for the Killer.

In the spirit of fairness, I think it should be said that Supa Ewok did have a role and it passed onto me. Ergo why Gritch wanted me to take on a player role.

gritch:
Werewolf successfully acquired!

Lisa joined us AND killed that filthy porn peddler!?!?

Wary Wolf:

Fat Hippo:
Wow, an inactive lawyer. I almost feel sorry for the killer now.

gritch:
There will be no new Lawyer for the Killer.

In the spirit of fairness, I think it should be said that Supa Ewok did have a role and it passed onto me. Ergo why Gritch wanted me to take on a player role.

Your Norton bar offends me.

@Crimson5Pheonix:

Good.

Someone has been murdered! Check your inboxes!

Pardon the delay. This weekend has been a bit crazy for me.

I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

The fat nude man is now genuinely curious as to his status. However, butter at the ready, he has never felt so ALLLIIIIIVVVEEEEEE.

The pornography is coming from Diminutive Kerosene Torch...

This reference seems to be leading us in a very dark direction.

EvilRoy:
The fat nude man is now genuinely curious as to his status. However, butter at the ready, he has never felt so ALLLIIIIIVVVEEEEEE.

Someone kill this man before we find out what he plans to do with that stick of butter.

@killer: Get on that!

Come Lisa, we ride! (I guess the rest of the group can come with too)

We must make haste to this town and see for ourselves if it truly is the Den of Sin this trader makes it look! And if it is....well...

EvilRoy:
I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

My shame for this failure will follow me to the grave...especially since you're clearly THE KILLER.

Well someone is taking a long time to die

"To Diminutive Kerosene Torch!"

The horde of former Vault Dwellers chanted as they made their way through the desolate streets. But there was at least one who wasn't as gungho as the others. Joe had wanted to strike it out on the world, explore the new frontier! Instead he seemed to be swept up in this holy crusade against porn! He had casually thrown his away a while ago, hoping to set his sights on perhaps catching a three eyed fish, or smashing some rad roaches? Turning to follow along with the horde once more, a sign caught Joe's eye.


-Some time later-

"There's been some sort of accident or scuffle or..! Just come this way!!" One of the survivors called out to angry porn smiters. Leading you back, your led back to a descending staircase, and ushered forward you travel down the steps. Before long you start to see signs of a struggle; impacts of a hammer, energy scorch marks, chunks of the wall torched by intense heat, gun shot holes, and a pretty decent amount of blood. Eventually you find what appears to be an office space to some sort of business outlet, not the porn store that you search for, but a retrofitted fishing shack?

Pushing the ajar door open, the co-hordes would find a room totally trashed! Posters strewn about, tipped over tables and chairs, a smashed pop machine and said pop cans littering the entire floor. In the corner was a bloodied and bruised, but oddly not seemingly harmed in the lethal sense, Joe was crumpled in the corner. A look of absolute terror across his face, his arms propped up like he was trying to cover his face. It was obvious enough from the trip down this way there'd been a major scuffle, but no clear reason why Joe'd bit the big eraser in the sky until one man broke the silence.

"You don't think..?" One survivor asked.

"Death by soda can, what a way to go." Another grimaced.

The Decapitated Centaur:
Meant to send it this morning, but apparently that didn't happen. Sorry about that :(

@zepherus14:

Damn you. That was supposed to be me that was killed.

Fat Hippo:

EvilRoy:
I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

My shame for this failure will follow me to the grave...especially since you're clearly THE KILLER.

Hahaaaa! My shit don't stink! The medic done saved me, and how could the medic do such a thing unless I tried to kill myself because being a murderer in the wasteland where people just die on their own all the time is unfulfilling.

EvilRoy:

Fat Hippo:

EvilRoy:
I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

My shame for this failure will follow me to the grave...especially since you're clearly THE KILLER.

Hahaaaa! My shit don't stink! The medic done saved me, and how could the medic do such a thing unless I tried to kill myself because being a murderer in the wasteland where people just die on their own all the time is unfulfilling.

Yah, if you lied the medic could have just accused you and it'd be game. Ergo you must be the one the medic saved

Also noticed no one really checks the usergroup anymore. Put a message in there about something if people wanna check it out

Zepherus14 has been murdered! The Voting phase will now begin!

I always figure the sugary juice would do him in. Maybe not the way I imaged it going down but it was death by pop regardless. Zepherus14 had no role and has now become yet another Trickster.

Everyone has until 20:00 EST April 15 to get their votes in! Don't forget you can vote for the scenario too!


EvilRoy:

Fat Hippo:

EvilRoy:
I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

My shame for this failure will follow me to the grave...especially since you're clearly THE KILLER.

Hahaaaa! My shit don't stink! The medic done saved me, and how could the medic do such a thing unless I tried to kill myself because being a murderer in the wasteland where people just die on their own all the time is unfulfilling.

Or you murdered yourself in a desperate gamble to prove you're not the murderer by being murdered by yourself and hoping the medic saved you!

"You humans may have won over Misato for now. But I've got something that she wants and you don't have."

EvilRoy:

Fat Hippo:

EvilRoy:
I'm pretty solidly still alive, against all likelyhood.

My shame for this failure will follow me to the grave...especially since you're clearly THE KILLER.

Hahaaaa! My shit don't stink! The medic done saved me, and how could the medic do such a thing unless I tried to kill myself because being a murderer in the wasteland where people just die on their own all the time is unfulfilling.

Damnit, your story checks out...but I'll get you one day! MARK MY WORDS

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