Serial Killer 81: Post Apocalypse Survival (Cycle 4: Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over!)

 Pages PREV 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
 

Wary Wolf:
"You humans may have won over Misato for now. But I've got something that she wants and you don't have."

I'm not sure why a werewolf would care about your Deathclaw hands though...

Misato says "I'm not a werewolf" in Deathclaw.

I know Lisa, I'm not sure why he thinks you care about his Deathclaw hands

"My name is Misato, not Lisa"

Don't let him get to you Lisa, I will stick with you, even if you lost all your werewolf hair due to the radiation!

"Swear to God I'm gonna kill him if he keeps calling me a werewolf..."

You're right Lisa! I need to focus on the problem at hand and how the disease of porn has clearly affected this city. I must convince the others that the place must be cleansed with the Fire of God!

Get your votes in!

image

Voter turn out is lower than the necessary 65% even almost a day past the deadline. I understand this is probably a busy time for a lot of people (I know the end of the semester is always hell for me) as I'm going to extend the voting deadline again to Monday April 17 12:00EST.

I'll be sending out reminder PMs to those who haven't voted yet. Please take a moment to pick someone to execute.

I personally would have gone with:

Gritch:

YOU WHO HAVE NOT YET VOTED:

image

But I guess getting to see Mio and Yuuko spreading their legs over and over again is one way to encourage people...

Someone has been executed! And the Arbiter has struck! Check your inboxes!

Three dead people this cycle. Neat.

This ought to be interesting

The Decapitated Centaur:
This ought to be interesting

The wrath of the anti-porn God shall rain down upon the heathens and strike down the sinners with their pornographic materials!!! For His Will be done...

"For His Will be done!" Screamed the tiny man as he strode back and worth across the makeshift stage (read: a collection of piled rocks which he had insisted include an orchestra pit.) "We have purged the Vault, and that was good. We have struck down the peddler of smut, and that was better. But now we must perform our greatest duty: We must go to the Tree of Pornography and tear it out, root and branch! We must burn the magazines, tear the booklets, shatter the CDs, use permanent marker to scribble over the limericks..."

Tippy2k2's voice faded into background noise as I slunk away. This is what I get for picking my Vault based on which had the best commercial, stuck with a bunch of murderous puritanical nutjobs without a spiked shoulderpad in sight. Ah well, at least I was the one trusted with the job of security. If I get rid of Tippy, I'm sure the rest of them will see the light, and we can tell that nice boy at the gate that we want to just get some snacks at Diminutive Kerosene Torch and be on our way. Ducking behind a convenient outcropping, I took out a number of oddly-shaped packages from my bag (wrapped in brown paper and labeled, "PORNOGRAPHY: ASSORTED,") and went to work assembling my equipment.

When I finished, I could see Tippy was coming to a crescendo- some poor sod was trying to hold the Deathclaw still while the pocket dictator attempted to scramble onto her back while proclaiming, "The Apocalypse happened because you touch yourself at night!" Better do this quick, before our resident cult leader cum serial killer does something really regrettable. Again.

An enormous cloud of smoke billowed out from the gun when the trigger was pulled, along with a shattering bang echoed in confused screams. Unable to see the result of my shot, I strode forward into the gunsmoke, trying to disperse it with waves of my arm. Over the screams and my own coughs, I heard a faint sound - the rising whine of a minigun.

Oh, yeah. I really have got to keep the canon straight. It's a werewolf with heavy weapons.

As a hail of bullets ripped through the cloud and my body, I could only hope that the Serial Killer was also dead, and our little community could be free of his menace and become regular Raiders like everyone else.

I, The Arbiter, Am Dead

Oh shit. It got super real while I was away for Easter weekend praying, as all you should have been doing. Seriously people, you start praying Friday, you finish Sunday. How is this hard.

Anyway, yeah I missed the vote again, but I shan't miss a third time. Really its your fault for holding murders while I'm trying to pray away the other murders.

EvilRoy:
Oh shit. It got super real while I was away for Easter weekend praying, as all you should have been doing. Seriously people, you start praying Friday, you finish Sunday. How is this hard.

Anyway, yeah I missed the vote again, but I shan't miss a third time. Really its your fault for holding murders while I'm trying to pray away the other murders.

Hey, I started praying Thursday night and still was party to multiple homicides.

Thunderous Cacophony:

EvilRoy:
Oh shit. It got super real while I was away for Easter weekend praying, as all you should have been doing. Seriously people, you start praying Friday, you finish Sunday. How is this hard.

Anyway, yeah I missed the vote again, but I shan't miss a third time. Really its your fault for holding murders while I'm trying to pray away the other murders.

Hey, I started praying Thursday night and still was party to multiple homicides.

Clearly I just don't multitask well is the problem. I'll practice screaming prayers while I murder.

What a rousing speech I gave from my orchestra pit! The troops are clearly as excited and ready to burn this House of Sin as I am. But I feel like I could push them just a little bit further to REALLY get the Righteous Fury going...

Fractically looking around, I realize what is missing from my rousing speech that other great leaders had...A steed that I can ride while it rears up like in all those paintings we saw before the Sins of Pornography caused the Apocalypse. I don't have a horse but...I know I told Lisa that I would not do this again after she tried to slash my face off last time (I'm sure she didn't do it on purpose, she might be a new werewolf and just doesn't know her own strength yet) but this moment needs something awesome to punctuate our Righteous Fury!

Running to the edge of my Orchestra Pit, I jump! Success!....kind of! I landed on Lisa's back at least but she is bucking a lot more than I would have expected. She seems very unhappy with this but I'm sure she'll forgive me once she sees the awesomeness that this moment will surely be painted in!

"Get this fucker off of me!!! screams Misato in Deathclaw

"Please Lisa! Just.....hold....still......you're........making........my.......moment.....less.........dramatic!"

BOOM!

What the hell was that??!?!

"God damn it! GET OFF OF ME!!! roars Misato as she takes her mini gun out in a desperate attempt to remove the human crawling around on her back. The crowd watching begins running quickly as Misato fires her mini gun wildly, attempting to remove tippy2k2 from her back.

I think Lisa hit someone... I think before finally getting thrown off. Well that didn't go as well as I was hoping but I'm sure the artist can clean up the actual scene a bit for the painting once we destroy this evil land and...wow....my shoulder really hurts. I must have landed weirdly.

Looking down, I realize that I was shot! Lisa must have accidentally shot me in her confusion! I feel like such a dick and she's going to feel super depressed about shooting her best friend! Hey, she's running towards me with her claws out! She must want a hug to apologize! Well come here, of course I forg

Misato let's out all of her building frustration over being called a leathery werewolf and attempted riding. She pounces on tippy2k2 and just slashes out in a rage. All she can see is red as she tears and tears and tears and tears some more at what is quickly becoming just a pile of ripped apart goo on the ground.

Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

I was the killer, spoil sports >.>

And my plan of remaining conspicuously silent pays off.

altnameJag:
And my plan of remaining conspicuously silent pays off.

That and you probably weren't on the spy's list. They invited my lawyer into their cabal, but then he left >.> Meh, it was a risk I was willing to take.

crimson5pheonix:
Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

I was the killer, spoil sports >.>

Ha! I was right! Even if the votes didn't get you, at least the arbiter did

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:
Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

I was the killer, spoil sports >.>

Ha! I was right! Even if the votes didn't get you, at least the arbiter did

No, the votes got me. Arbiter was just mucking about with Tippy.

crimson5pheonix:

altnameJag:
And my plan of remaining conspicuously silent pays off.

That and you probably weren't on the spy's list. They invited my lawyer into their cabal, but then he left >.> Meh, it was a risk I was willing to take.

Man, I didn't know anything about anything that round.

I had no idea either. That said I'd like to think my BS last cycle about the medic helped determine the killer.

But we all know that it was because of Decap Cent's constant prodding that Crimson needed to die rather than any actual detective work.

Damn I had a whole plot twist involving a love triangle and Misato's head getting blown off coming up. Guess I'll try to finish off my twisted little side story with an exposition dump tomorrow night. :P

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:

crimson5pheonix:
Oh wow, look at all that nothing accomplished! 2 more down, and nothing to show for it! Meanwhile, that genius of a killer just keeps one step ahead. The killer doesn't even have his accomplice anymore people, just take it slow and methodically figure out who this likely handsome killer could be.

Everyone wheels on Crimson

...

It was the genius line, wasn't it?

I was the killer, spoil sports >.>

Ha! I was right! Even if the votes didn't get you, at least the arbiter did

No, the votes got me. Arbiter was just mucking about with Tippy.

I'm taking credit for it anyways. #1 Arbiter, right here.
image

Thunderous Cacophony:

crimson5pheonix:

The Decapitated Centaur:

Ha! I was right! Even if the votes didn't get you, at least the arbiter did

No, the votes got me. Arbiter was just mucking about with Tippy.

I'm taking credit for it anyways. #1 Arbiter, right here

If anyone asks, you were shooting at crimson and accidentally hit me.

Oh I missed that entirely rofl. Okay glad to see the voters did the right thing

Its a good thing I didn't vote the, there is no way I could assume guilt in someone with such a funky-fresh avatar like that...

Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over!

To summarize some of those last deaths:
-The Arbiter, Thunderous Cacophony, used his ability to execute tippy2k2

-The Killer, crimson5pheonix, was executed, ending round 81 of SK!

Here's a spreadsheet of the voting break down for those of you interested: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8pVRjUMHjkIdmJLOWo5SDgtbEE/view?usp=sharing

Due to the shortness of this round, I'm going to forgo the usual death post awards

Pardon the delay. It's finals week and I've been helping make an exam for a class. I'll try to draft up a final little story to wrap up what I'm loosely defining as a "plot" for this round this weekend.

image

EvilRoy:
Snip

Revnak:
Snip

Since the Killer got executed, it's safe to say that ... I was the Medic that saved you guys. Not only did I manage to save one person, but another in the same round (as in, the Killer got cock-blocked twice when choosing whom to kill) so yea, just a heads up lol.

Aerosteam:
Snip

I was the reason you died, sadly. After saving two people in one go, the Killer went for you as a third option. I already had you on my list to protect beforehand, so I couldn't add you again for that turn and that made me quite sad.

Caramel Frappe:

EvilRoy:
Snip

Revnak:
Snip

Since the Killer got executed, it's safe to say that ... I was the Medic that saved you guys. Not only did I manage to save one person, but another in the same round (as in, the Killer got cock-blocked twice when choosing whom to kill) so yea, just a heads up lol.

Aerosteam:
Snip

I was the reason you died, sadly. After saving two people in one go, the Killer went for you as a third option. I already had you on my list to protect beforehand, so I couldn't add you again for that turn and that made me quite sad.

Well, finding two people who aren't the killer is pretty great

And here I was thinking it was Roy

Jux:
And here I was thinking it was Roy

Its usually me, yes.

 Pages PREV 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here