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This is a thread for all of us who became Ninja's in the gamer quiz to gather and contemplate stuff like our power different shuriken methods and maybe some world domination.

I think we rock. Anybody else agree?

Note: I believe we should elect a General so we can be more organized and have a chain of command. Any people in mind for the position of General?

Note2: Good news Ryuzaki has decided to lead the Ninja's to victory. Good hunting to you all.

I whole heartily agree.

Ninja's ftw!

As a zombie, I think, neither you or this thread shall rock.

*drops silently into the thread from the rafters*

I concur.

*decapitates the intruding Zombie*

Nevar! Ninja's shall never take the drunken pirates by surprise! Nor the aliens!

NINJA'S SHALL ERADICATE THE THINGS LOVED BY PUNY CHILDREN THAT THEY CALL PIRATES

FTW!

My weapon of choice is the shuriken of horrible acting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvPvfVOUV8

*swings in through window*

fuck yeh we rock

NINJAS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

*throws shuriken at hiding pirate*

zombies are fucked, we've got this guy

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Avast, mes be hijacking yar thread, matey. Garr!

crouching ninja.... actually the ninja's also hidden

sirdanrhodes:
As a zombie, I think, neither you or this thread shall rock.

Seconded ... I mean BRAINS!!!

Apparently we get shotguns and unlife. I'm happy cutting through ninjas with a shotgun but being a member of the living dead should help!

*jumps in from the skylight on the roof with 100kgs of opium in a sack on his back*

Uhm.. hey guys.. Just... Getting the groceries... Ha..ha

*awkward silence*

A true ninja would not write in block capitals and use multiple exlcamation marks. It's not at all stealthy.

Fablaam:
*jumps in from the skylight on the roof with 100kgs of opium in a sack on his back*

Uhm.. hey guys.. Just... Getting the groceries... Ha..ha

*awkward silence*

Are you gonna share that?

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Which ones of you bitches wants to dance?

traceur_:
*swings in through window*

fuck yeh we rock

NINJAS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

*throws shuriken at hiding pirate*

Wait, wait, wait. You're saying we pirates are the cowardly hiders!? You're the ones who hang out in the shadows so noone can see you then jump out and back-stab your victims! You're the cowards. We shout at our foes from miles off then fight them face to face. Like men. With honour.

Dommyboy:
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Which ones of you bitches wants to dance?

Jazz or tap?

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Dommyboy:
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Which ones of you bitches wants to dance?

Bring it :P

ninjas are stealthy
and apparently awesome
this is a haiku

sirdanrhodes:
As a zombie, I think, neither you or this thread shall rock.

Meh, Zombie = Slow and Rotting
Ninja = Stealthy, Dangerous and Oh-So-Sexy in many ways.
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We Ninjas Rock.
It's fact, might as well get used to it...

Although I do think we're giving others the short end of the stick; I mean: Is it really fair to compare everyone else's lowly archetypes to our Way-Too-Awesome Ninja Skills?

*Takes out Katana and challenges anyone to contradict the Ninja Overlords!*

(and then, when you think you got him, he disappears and you've been mortally poisonned)

YARR YEE SCALLEYWAGS BE WALKING THE PLANK SOON ENUFF YARR!

ninja's wuill not be beaten!

look
shrikens + plasma sheild = melted shriken

ninja + ULTIMATE DEATH LAZER OF CHAOTIC DOOM = ash

yOU get the picture

p.s ALIENS RULE

On the contrary lass we Pirates have ships and cannons, the ninja scurvey cannot stand against us YARR!

The ninjas will not take over the world! We robot terminators will annihilate you all!

traceur_:

Dommyboy:

Which ones of you bitches wants to dance?

Jazz or tap?

Hehe, got your arm! Too easy.

I shall join my alien brothers in their attempt to hijack this thread .... for the good of all alienkind!

Two threads at war? Awesome! I'll be a ninja, they can dodge cannonballs and make notoriously hard video games.

I follow the way of the Shinobi... Woooo I am the only one here who actually understands what ninjas are.

*throws smoke bomb and runs off*

My friends, what are you doing! Haven't you learned anything from ninja school, our first and primary tenant! STEALTH!!! Everybody can hear of our battle plans this way. You should be ashamed of yourselves!

Now we have that out of the way, let's talk assassination's. There's this ugly troll in the vicinity, I say we waste 'em! Any volunteers?

The high light will eradicate the white

ghostsprite9:
look
shrikens + plasma sheild = melted shriken

ninja + ULTIMATE DEATH LAZER OF CHAOTIC DOOM = ash

yuo get the picture

p.s ALIENS RULE

ninjas dropping from vents behind aliens + shurikens = 7 shurikens in your arse before you can say "that's strangely arousing" yeh aliens are perverts.

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Oh MY GOD!

Dommyboy:

traceur_:

Dommyboy:

Which ones of you bitches wants to dance?

Jazz or tap?

Hehe, got your arm! Too easy.

ha ninja penguin cuts you up while you're distracted by decoy dummy

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This has got to be one of the most pointless threads ever. It's nice.
Which impractical ninja weapon do you like better Long Chains With a Hook at the End or Nunchuks?
I go with Nunchuku because I love seeing weird rednecks practice using them on the internet.

BELIEVEITBELIEVEITBELIEVEIT-
*cough cough cough* Sorry, guys, lost my self control. Wait, why the hell am I wearing bright orange?

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