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Muckraker  Posts: 309 Joined: 18 Feb 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3334 Joined: 29 Jul 2008     |
They also have an incredibly high mortality rate due to the fact that they are fighting enemies that are immune to nerve strikes (Zombies, Aliens and bots) Are in goddamn outer space. (Aliens) and have durable metal shells and methods of foiling stealth. (Bots) |
Beat Writer  Posts: 190 Joined: 16 Apr 2009     | Ninja are definetly FTW. On a side note, I completely and utterly disown Naruto. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 463 Joined: 6 Nov 2008    |
good this is good |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 68 Joined: 16 Apr 2009   | Ninja's rock! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2008 Joined: 7 Sep 2008   | I need Ninja Tips from the Ninja masters. Help a fellow ninja out? |
Paperboy  Posts: 26 Joined: 12 Dec 2008    |
how can we help you little grass hopper |
Paperboy Posts: 16 Joined: 1 Mar 2009     | Well, the pirates and aliens are right... In a way. Ninjas aren't going to take over the world. We're going to rule it from the shadows... |
Paperboy Posts: 26 Joined: 12 Dec 2008 | We manipulate and control from the shadows, getting what we want done trough causing fear |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2008 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 |
Any good unit combinations you can recommend, for a start. |
Muckraker  Posts: 239 Joined: 5 Nov 2008     |
A combination of charges and shooters is a good one. |
Paperboy Posts: 26 Joined: 12 Dec 2008 |
A combination of charges and shooters is a good one. I made that mistake at the start |
Beat Writer  Posts: 215 Joined: 6 Jun 2008 | *A black shadow steals away in the night. All that can be seen is a fluttering of a midnight cape and the glistening of blood on the black blades of 2 katanas. As dawn arise, the dead bodies of intruders and broken robots.* |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 637 Joined: 18 Mar 2009 |
Yay! Ryu's here to help us win this war!
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 712 Joined: 13 Mar 2008  | well,just look at the statistics... |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 544 Joined: 28 Aug 2008    | Remember ninja's can avoid rain! |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 410 Joined: 26 Mar 2009 |
>>>Statement: This unit concurs with unit: irishstormtrooper's sentiment. >>>Exclamation:We shall destroy all opposition! ~speech cycle terminated. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 599 Joined: 16 Mar 2009  |
God damn robots! Get out of here! Are you really going to force me to do this? The following statement is true. ...Their one true weakness... |
Press Junketeer Posts: 410 Joined: 26 Mar 2009 |
>>>Statement/Rebuke: This unit has already purchased a paradox stabilizer. Your ultimate weapon has been neutralized. The "following statement" is obviously false no matter what. Whether or not the "previous statement" is true is inconsequential, as the "following statement" is always false. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 599 Joined: 16 Mar 2009 |
But can you calculate pi? |
Press Junketeer Posts: 410 Joined: 26 Mar 2009 |
>>>Saddened statement: I tried to add the first one-hundred-thousand digits of pi, but this must do. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 100 Joined: 24 Mar 2009    | *Appears from the shadows* It is good to see that so many have joined the ninja. I agree with the motion for a general or other commanding figure. A thousand batallions can assemble, but without a common leader it is nothing but chaos... *Vanishes into the shadows* |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 599 Joined: 16 Mar 2009 | C'mon! You can do more! I know that a ninja could! go to the last digit! You know it must exist logically! |
Press Junketeer Posts: 410 Joined: 26 Mar 2009 |
The last digit is 7. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 599 Joined: 16 Mar 2009 | .... |
Press Junketeer Posts: 410 Joined: 26 Mar 2009 |
>>>Statement: The last digit is 7. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 107 Joined: 17 Mar 2009    | Someone make a lot of money fast so I can help out in the struggle! My ninja powers cannot fool the power of the game algorithms! |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 599 Joined: 16 Mar 2009 | . |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 599 Joined: 16 Mar 2009 |
No, it's not. We know the last digit. You just don't because ninjas are superior to robots. admit it! |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 8 Joined: 16 Apr 2009   | *pulls sword from body of alien* like anyone else can keep up with us *fades away* |
Press Junketeer Posts: 410 Joined: 26 Mar 2009 |
>>>Initiating sequence: Facepalm. >>>Statement: Yes it is. We have superior skills of calculation, neither math nor the ability to count are 'Ninja' skills. My databanks tell me that 'Ninjas' focus on stealth and delusions. Could the latter be the reason for your assumption that you know the last digit? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2332 Joined: 14 Jan 2008   | just upgrade all the robots to Windows 7 and watch them die. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 210 Joined: 27 Dec 2008     | As I mentioned on a different forum, I'm goin with ninjas. If you pit Naruto ninjas against One Piece pirates, I'd go with the guys who can walk on water, not the guys who sink like stones. ^^ GO NINJAS! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3820 Joined: 12 Apr 2009    | Bah! you guys will not defeat the horde of the undead! every one of your casualties means another one of us! |
Muckraker  Posts: 229 Joined: 9 Mar 2009   |
The Pirates are so amazingly Drunk that we don't need to kill them, they'll die from alcohol overdose soon enough.
1-Plasma Shields = Easy Fix by EM pulse, Plasma reflective swords pass through shield, Ninja Spells make your technology Useless and the shield has to be off sometime (guard down = dead aliens) 2-ULTIMATE DEATH LAZER OF CHAOTIC DOOM = Worthless since you'll never see us (hence be able to aim it at us) for long enough before dying. 3-Aliens Rule!? Liar! Aliens die in front of us Epic Ninjas. |
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However cool you other genres may think you are , just remember: Ninjas are the ones who always get laid... After wiping your intestines* off their blades....
*( I suppose that's circuits for robots and who knows what for aliens)