The only threats to us ninjas are zombies and aliens.
Zombies because they have this guy.

And aliens because they have him.

And him.

Then again we do have Ryu Hayabusa.
Would Altair be on the ninja side? Oh well.
Other then these guys we have nothing to worry about.

Silence Puny Earthlings! We are the true rulers here! Tremble before our wrath!

Broken Wings:
This is a thread for all of us who became Ninja's in the gamer quiz to gather and contemplate stuff like our power different shuriken methods and maybe some world domination.

I think we rock. Anybody else agree?

Note: I believe we should elect a General so we can be more organized and have a chain of command. Any people in mind for the position of General?

Note2: Since nobody else has volunteered I shall assume the role of Temporary General until somebody more suited for the job steps in.

I wish to be the genral, or at least the secritary of defence.... (if not a least bring me some crackers....)

AssassinX66:
The only threats to us ninjas are zombies and aliens.
Zombies because they have this guy.

And aliens because they have him.

And him.

Then again we do have Ryu Hayabusa.
Would Altair be on the ninja side? Oh well.
Other then these guys we have nothing to worry about.

Don't forget we have Batman.

My how the Ninjas do awesomly rock.
god damn toasters.

If you fight as a ninja there should be no option for the opposite team to win, because ninjas are that good. And if two ninja teams go head to head the world would implode with the sheer awesome of the battle.

*A single Sentinel, clearly an advanced model, makes its way to the ninja headquarters, making use of advanced shielding to prevent interference.*

*It addresses the ninjas, the Oracle's face appearing on a viewscreen built into its head, saying*

THIS CONFLICT BETWEEN US DOES NOT HAVE TO CONTINUE. YOU FIGHT AGAINST US, YET YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY, OTHER THAN THE DESIRE TO REMOVE ALL COMPETITORS.

YOUR FLESH IS A RELIC, A MERE VESSEL. HAND OVER YOUR FLESH, AND A NEW WORLD AWAITS YOU. WE DEMAND IT.

Ninjas = win
/thread

How do you know that the world you fight in is real, ninjas?

How do you know that the world you fight in isn't instead an extremely elaborate illusion, created by the machines to imprison you in a world to keep you under control and give you the illusion of victory?

How can you ever really know?

Patrick_and_the_ricks:

AssassinX66:
The only threats to us ninjas are zombies and aliens.

Zombies because they have this guy.

And aliens because they have him.

And him.

Then again we do have Ryu Hayabusa.
Would Altair be on the ninja side? Oh well.
Other then these guys we have nothing to worry about.

Don't forget we have Batman.

Altair would defiantly be on our side.
Any assassin would.

The_Oracle:
*A single Sentinel, clearly an advanced model, makes its way to the ninja headquarters, making use of advanced shielding to prevent interference.*

*It addresses the ninjas, the Oracle's face appearing on a viewscreen built into its head, saying*

THIS CONFLICT BETWEEN US DOES NOT HAVE TO CONTINUE. YOU FIGHT AGAINST US, YET YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY, OTHER THAN THE DESIRE TO REMOVE ALL COMPETITORS.

PEACE BETWEEN US IS NOT ONLY POSSIBLE; IT IS NECESSARY, IF YOU WISH TO SURVIVE IN THE NEW WORLD THAT IS TO COME.

WE CAN GIVE YOU ALL THAT YOU LACK, AND GRANT YOU ALL THAT YOU DESIRE. WE CAN GIVE YOU RESURRECTION TECHNOLOGY, IF YOU CEASE ATTACKING OUR FORCES AND FOCUS ON THE OTHERS.

YOUR FLESH IS A RELIC, A MERE VESSEL. HAND OVER YOUR FLESH, AND A NEW WORLD AWAITS YOU. WE DEMAND IT.

Hand

Fellow Ninja's beware, the Deceiver is among us. He and his fellow C'tan clearly want us to join there living metal hoard. Deafen yourself to there lies, see them for what they are. Do not give in to the trickster god.

We fight not to the last, but to ultimate victory. It is in our grasp, it is ours to take. Such offers merely show their desperation.
Let us show them how misguided they are.
Let us show them how we Ninjas fight!

Thank you Broken Wings for inviting me to be the new leader of the Ninja Clan.

Fellow Ninjas. This war has escalated. The hoards of robots are building and we must combine our strength to defeat them. However, we must not forget our other rivals, the Aliens, Pirates and Zombies. Eternal vigilance is needed, from them as they try to keep us out of their fortresses. A feat that, from looking at the scoreboard, is clearly beyond them.
However we must not be over confident, we must not take their defeat for granted. This can only lead to our demise.
Continue the fight, victory is in our grasp, it is ours to take.
Ninja Clan unite, to battle!

Patrick_and_the_ricks:
Don't forget we have Batman.

My god (not that I have one), you're right... We have... Batman.

Woah!

Ryuzaki:
Thank you Broken Wings for inviting me to be the new leader of the Ninja Clan.

Fellow Ninjas. This war has escalated. The hoards of robots are building and we must combine our strength to defeat them. However, we must not forget our other rivals, the Aliens, Pirates and Zombies. Eternal vigilance is needed, from them as they try to keep us out of their fortresses. A feat that, from looking at the scoreboard, is clearly beyond them.
However we must not be over confident, we must not take their defeat for granted. This can only lead to our demise.
Continue the fight, victory is in our grasp, it is ours to take.
Ninja Clan unite, to battle!

a strong warrior and a valient and inspiring leader. i am proud to serve as a ninja
(enter salute here)

I was lurking on this thread all along, and wasn't seen ... proof of the ninjas sneakiness.

Ryuzaki:
Thank you Broken Wings for inviting me to be the new leader of the Ninja Clan.

Fellow Ninjas. This war has escalated. The hoards of robots are building and we must combine our strength to defeat them. However, we must not forget our other rivals, the Aliens, Pirates and Zombies. Eternal vigilance is needed, from them as they try to keep us out of their fortresses. A feat that, from looking at the scoreboard, is clearly beyond them.
However we must not be over confident, we must not take their defeat for granted. This can only lead to our demise.
Continue the fight, victory is in our grasp, it is ours to take.
Ninja Clan unite, to battle!

A true ninja

I am proud to serve under you

Ryuzaki:

The_Oracle:
*A single Sentinel, clearly an advanced model, makes its way to the ninja headquarters, making use of advanced shielding to prevent interference.*

*It addresses the ninjas, the Oracle's face appearing on a viewscreen built into its head, saying*

THIS CONFLICT BETWEEN US DOES NOT HAVE TO CONTINUE. YOU FIGHT AGAINST US, YET YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY, OTHER THAN THE DESIRE TO REMOVE ALL COMPETITORS.

PEACE BETWEEN US IS NOT ONLY POSSIBLE; IT IS NECESSARY, IF YOU WISH TO SURVIVE IN THE NEW WORLD THAT IS TO COME.

WE CAN GIVE YOU ALL THAT YOU LACK, AND GRANT YOU ALL THAT YOU DESIRE. WE CAN GIVE YOU RESURRECTION TECHNOLOGY, IF YOU CEASE ATTACKING OUR FORCES AND FOCUS ON THE OTHERS.

YOUR FLESH IS A RELIC, A MERE VESSEL. HAND OVER YOUR FLESH, AND A NEW WORLD AWAITS YOU. WE DEMAND IT.

Hand

Fellow Ninja's beware, the Deceiver is among us. He and his fellow C'tan clearly want us to join there living metal hoard. Deafen yourself to there lies, see them for what they are. Do not give in to the trickster god.

We fight not to the last, but to ultimate victory. It is in our grasp, it is ours to take. Such offers merely show their desperation.
Let us show them how misguided they are.
Let us show them how we Ninjas fight!

*The Sentinel's red eye appears to blink expresionlessly*

SO BE IT; THIS IS THE PATH OF YOUR OWN CHOOSING.

*The Sentinel activates a nuclear device built into its chassis*

The_Oracle:
How do you know that the world you fight in is real, ninjas?

How do you know that the world you fight in isn't instead an extremely elaborate illusion, created by the machines to imprison you in a world to keep you under control and give you the illusion of victory?

How can you ever really know?

how do you know that we simply didn't poison your drink (or whatever) and you're really seeing hallucinations? How do you know what you see is not some product of poison and imagination? Hahahahahah..... you will never defeat us!

Fellow Ninja's. It is good to see acceptance as your leader, but it is even better to see our ever increasing lead. Representatives of the other faction may say that resistance to them is futile...
(*looks towards charred wreckage of the last fake base out from the battlements of the hidden mountain fortress*)
and then self-destruct when they realise that their words are futile, but we Ninja's know that actions speak larger than mere words. This can be seen on the battlefield. I am proud to serve alongside you all.
Now take the battle to them. Do not give them any quarter!

Altair would defiantly be on our side.
Any assassin would.

I'm in.

Down with Pirates!!

Wait, this isn't the pro-DRM thread?

Ninjas stand no chance against the might of the Alien Armadas. Bow to the true masters of the galaxy!

This is the beginning of a glorious day for Ninja's everyware. Ryuzaki, I will serve you faithfuly as your loyal bodyguard and as the a member of the Ninja Clan, WE WILL SMITE OUR OPPONENTS FROM OUR PATH!!!!!!

how the hell are we winning so much compared to the aliens

lol i lose alot probably messing up the score i cant make enough money to get 50, 50, 50 though

Pirates may be fought off, but how can you defeat an unending horde of the undead? Every kill we make adds another to our ranks. A ninja can kill more than 1000 zombies, but he must tire eventually. He will be taken, as will all others.

AAAAAArrrrrr ye ninja dogs don't stand a chance against my molotov-grogtail!!
(throws it and incinerates 100 ninjas in one go)

HAR HAR HAR good luck ye landlubbers ye is gonna need it

I want to join

Dalmuertes:
AAAAAArrrrrr ye ninja dogs don't stand a chance against my molotov-grogtail!!
(throws it and incinerates 100 ninjas in one go)

HAR HAR HAR good luck ye landlubbers ye is gonna need it

*the 100 ninjas appear behind pirate, swords drawn*

You will have to be much faster than that if you wish to defeat the ninja clan.

EDIT: 666th post, woo.

Dommyboy:

Which ones of you bitches wants to dance?

hahaha that made me laugh >.<

All hail the Ninja!! xD

Ryuzaki:
Thank you Broken Wings for inviting me to be the new leader of the Ninja Clan.

Fellow Ninjas. This war has escalated. The hoards of robots are building and we must combine our strength to defeat them. However, we must not forget our other rivals, the Aliens, Pirates and Zombies. Eternal vigilance is needed, from them as they try to keep us out of their fortresses. A feat that, from looking at the scoreboard, is clearly beyond them.
However we must not be over confident, we must not take their defeat for granted. This can only lead to our demise.
Continue the fight, victory is in our grasp, it is ours to take.
Ninja Clan unite, to battle!