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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4981 Joined: 23 Mar 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4418 Joined: 19 Feb 2009    |
ninjas don't have a code of honour, you're thinking of samurais, we can do whatever the hell we want, which includes killing you while you sleep and stealing your women. furthermore:
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2302 Joined: 16 Feb 2009    |
Haven't played Castle Crashers, eh? Ninjas build way better ships than pirates. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 860 Joined: 2 Apr 2008     |
I'll see your cheezy J-Pop and raise you this!
Why do you want our women? You're all a bunch of poofters. :P |
Paperboy  Posts: 41 Joined: 14 Mar 2009     | *shuffles in* "GROAN ,NINJAS ARE GAY!, GROAN" *shuffles out* |
Beat Writer  Posts: 131 Joined: 9 Apr 2009     | You are not ninjas! Ninjas work alone. Zombies are one impenetrable unit that can never be destroyed mwahhahahahahaha! Lay down your weapons fools so we may eat your brains. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4418 Joined: 19 Feb 2009 |
not really, ever notice how pirate ships are populated only by men and stay at sea for months on end, one would wonder what they get up to, while you're away we take your land dwelling women and have teh sex. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 5 Joined: 3 Apr 2009  | We ninjas will destroy every possible threat! |
Muckraker  Posts: 262 Joined: 17 Mar 2009     |
katana's are very effective chopping tools ^^ in the end nobody can beat robot alien pirate ninja's though go ninja's!!!! |
Beat Writer  Posts: 214 Joined: 28 Jan 2009    | *Appears from the shadows behind you* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4418 Joined: 19 Feb 2009 |
Dear zombies:
that is all. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 860 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 |
Oh that's easy mate; we fill the ship with booze, and sail around blowing stuff up and drinking. Then we go back to land and spend all our money on cannonballs, hookers, booze, prozzies, rum, women of negotiable affection, mead, grog, moonshine and hooch. Face it, when you're trying to broadside the Spanish, you don't want a woman aboard. Nag nag nag, am I right lads? |
Beat Writer Posts: 131 Joined: 9 Apr 2009 | We have already converted some of your pathetic kind, they are stronger now. Join us and we will rule the world together! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1473 Joined: 18 Dec 2008    | Can I count myself as a ninja? The 2nd time I took the test I turned up ninja. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4418 Joined: 19 Feb 2009 |
very true good sir, oh by the way don't be surprised if all your stuff is gone when you get back to your ship, we may have stolen it.
we have converted the penguins to our cause, you are fucked, monumentally so. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2156 Joined: 11 Nov 2008    |
One time i had to face 690737 Mixed race Dragons with only my awesomeness and a shurikan i then broke all the fallen dragons magic horns while fighting the other 690000 ,,,,by using my ninja strength to smash all the magic horns into a supernova causing all of dragons aorund me to instanly vaporise.. i collected the dust of their bones and using my ninja spit turned into my toothpaste then i thought "Thats the toothpaste done now onto my toothbrush" |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 765 Joined: 20 Jan 2009 | Just read it, and see how awesome we are: http://drmcninja.com/index.html |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1705 Joined: 13 Jul 2008   | Ninjas! No one can stand against us! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4981 Joined: 23 Mar 2009 |
I mock your silly pirate song! Mock it, I say!
I'm gonna tell Anne Bonney you said that. I think she might join us, in that case. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 608 Joined: 6 Oct 2008  | <Fave move> I sneak into your house at night when you're sleeping and tie strings to all the little hairs on your body... Then yank them all out at the same time. The look on your face? Priceless. </fave move> Gotta love Ask A Ninja |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 552 Joined: 26 Mar 2009   | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1072 Joined: 2 Feb 2009   | We need to unite, I say we make an unoffical rule of not attacking a fellow ninja. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 203 Joined: 26 Mar 2009    | new ninja! feel free to invite or recruit! :D |
Beat Writer  Posts: 215 Joined: 12 Dec 2008  | It has begun then... I have long waited to join the ninjas in this battle. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1850 Joined: 13 Jan 2009   |
Me, my ninja cats laugh at your aliens.
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1371 Joined: 31 Mar 2008  | Ninja reportin' in. Time to go slay us some pirates. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1850 Joined: 13 Jan 2009 | Remember, Assasins are ninjas too, |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1541 Joined: 27 Apr 2008  | I am a ninja through and through. But I can't log in. Who do I report this problem to? |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 469 Joined: 11 Feb 2009 | NeoDeath90, Ninja Army, reporting for duty, SIRS! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1850 Joined: 13 Jan 2009 | And best of all, Batman was a ninja: |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008  | The Blademaster (by extension Ninja) is on the leaderboard and bringing honour to the Horde!!!! (and by extension Ninjas) Grom Hellscream, The loudest most awesome Blademaster (Ahem ninja) known to man and Orc |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 405 Joined: 28 Apr 2008 | Ninjas win, easy. Ninjas = guys + mad ninja skills aliens = guys from space no mad skills anywhere,Ninjas win. QED. |
On the Record  Posts: 5545 Joined: 16 Dec 2008     |
You are no match for robots! |
Press Junketeer Posts: 405 Joined: 28 Apr 2008 |
Holy shit, I think we just won :D |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1411 Joined: 1 Apr 2009   |
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*peasant wanders in*
Guess I'll make my obligatory appearance. Desukara, kochira ni keiyaku wa kanryou itashimashita. Soshite, kochira no uta ga, watakushi-tachi no tiimu ni natte oosusume ni itashimasu.
Well, there can be only one response to that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy_xbXIJ898
One more time!