Top ten.

4 Robots.
3 Pirates.
3 Zombies.

No Ninjas.
No Aliens.
No Ninjas.

Have you forgotten somebody?

Dommyboy:

Which ones of you bitches wants to dance?

nice

Zombies have shotguns, ninjas have swords that can cut off zombies hands that hold the shotguns.
Pirates have ships with cannons, we ninjas have weapons that will kill you before you get to shoot one of your stupid cannons.
Aliens have sharp claws, and many other things, while ninjas have weapons that can rip heads off before an attack.
Now then, who's better =D

As Ninja, I declare this thread only open to Ninjas. No mroe invading Aliens, Zombies, Robots or Pirates!

BEEP BOOP BEEP BLORP ERADICATE ALL LIFE

hell yea ^^

ninjas ftw!

"BEEP BOOP BEEP BLORP ERADICATE ALL LIFE"
Says the idiotic war machine that can blown up with a katana.
Ninjas beat robots, mainly since ninjas can think of strategies that aren't "KILL EVERYTHING THEN FALL OVER BY ACCIDENT".

We are Ninja!
We are the Darkness
We are the swiftest Shadows
We are the blade in the crowd
We are assassins
We are watchers
We are plotters and schemers
We can dodge the swiftest blade
We can move with the grace of the moon
We are your greatest ally
And your worst foe
We are the silk fox
The sky dancer
The black lotus
We are your death
We are Ninja

ninjas if it worked

You have no idea how complex and advanced the hivemind truly is. Before your frontal lobe can even begin to ponder what to do, a billion upon a trillion impulses have already spread throughout the entire robot network, utilizing and assaulting and retreating and reinforcing and repairing. Before any action can be taken with your muscle and bone, a million sparks have already indicated exactly which way to fire, exactly how to run, exactly how to act in every single robot in the network.

icekiller453:
Zombies have shotguns, ninjas have swords that can cut off zombies hands that hold the shotguns.
Pirates have ships with cannons, we ninjas have weapons that will kill you before you get to shoot one of your stupid cannons.
Aliens have sharp claws, and many other things, while ninjas have weapons that can rip heads off before an attack.
Now then, who's better =D

Aliens have real life Shoop Da Whoop!

even though none of this IS real life...except the zombies...always keep your M1 Carbine near the door 0_0

Seltsam...aren't you forgetting the lifeless death machines? The robots?

Oh, sorry Pmeta

all better?

Edit: ooohhh, you mean they exist? yeah, but still, see picture, they aren't much more than that....if only they were :\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jyBiECoS3Q

I humbly disagree

The Ninja shall rein Supreme!

That is, as soon as I'm able to play the damn thing >_>;

I think now's the time for this.

WE ARE NINJA! Afterall, only ninja's have their own Q and A sessions.

Griever18:

soren7550:
Can I count myself as a ninja? The 2nd time I took the test I turned up ninja.

Yes. The more the merrier.

Weeee-hoooo! *hides in a shoe box*


With these hardened warriors, how could we possibly lose?

Jumplion:
The Ninja shall rein Supreme!

That is, as soon as I'm able to play the damn thing >_>;

I think now's the time for this.

WE ARE NINJA! Afterall, only ninja's have their own Q and A sessions.

Hahahahaa.
That's awesome.

-|Ninjas ftw.|-

*shambles in smelling like rotten meat and ale*

Brains

*stumbles over a ninja shrine, spilling drool and parrot feathers on the offerings*

Ninjas are awesome.

*sneak tactics*

Ever wonder why ninjas are better then pirates?

(Please ignore the grammatical errors. Th point still stands.)

Another ninja has joined your ranks. I come from the robot forces, since their chargers are shit.

Is it really "ninja" of us to have a thread? Isn't that kind of like shouting "HEY! I'M BEING REALLY STEALTHY HERE!!!"?

I concur with your analysis, OP. Ninjas are fucking WIN.

Ninjas rule.

Especially the Teenage Mutant Turtle variety of Ninjas.

Oh, by the way, Ninja have THIS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1qR85kb4wA

(Yes I know its fake)

Hello, fellow ninja's.

*fades into the darkness*

NINJA ATTACK!
damn right.
I laughed at the pictures earlier as well :D

*flames apear on ground near you and smoke rises*
Don't forget Deathstroke
*runs,trips through window and teleports away to save the emberresment*

the true ninjas can manipulate there enemies using fear and hidden tactics
thus controlling
ie win!

Jackson - Deathclaw:
the true ninjas can manipulate there enemies using fear and hidden tactics
thus controlling
ie win!

True ninja can spell, and have correct grammar.

Anyone heard of Ask A Ninja? Yea, that's why we're awesome. That guy says it all.

And can I please say that NINJAS SHOULD NOT ATTACK EACH OTHER ON GENRE WARS!!

Jackson - Deathclaw:
the true ninjas can manipulate there enemies using fear and hidden tactics
thus controlling
therefore we must be the logical victors in this war!

is that better Kazturkey?