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Beat Writer
Posts: 208
Joined: 27 Mar 2009

all non ninjas shall be destroyed!!!!!

Press Junketeer
Posts: 382
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

Anonymous Source
Posts: 8
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

Ninjas will never be gathered under one banner
We are rouges, sleepers, dreams, shadows
this plan will not succeed

Anonymous Source
Posts: 5
Joined: 25 Feb 2009

(steps out of the shadows)
Greetings my kin. The ninja army grows stronger by the minute, and I am proud to be considered a part of it.

Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 27 Mar 2009

ok i have to nag a bit, PLEASE LEARN ENGLISH. When speaking of many ninjas there's no apostrophe, jesus.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3334
Joined: 29 Jul 2008

I would just like to point out the flaws in a massive army of ninjas.
Higher numbers mean worse stealth. Ninjas being the cowards they are use nothing but stealth.
The ninja deadliness ratio: The more ninjas there are the less effective each ninja is if every form of media ever is to believed.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 8
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

Ninjas tend to fight a lot
and do not play well with others

Anonymous Source
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Joined: 15 Apr 2009

Thank you Souplex, it's nice to see somebody who's not making a grab for power

Gone Gonzo
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Marcus Rainesn999@hotmail.com:
Thank you Souplex, it's nice to see somebody who's not making a grab for power

You're welcome meatbag, your death shall be quick and painless... LASER RAY!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2141
Joined: 14 Apr 2009

Darkness falls,
Steel flashes,
Pirates/aliëns/zombies/robots die,
Ninjas were never there...

Anonymous Source
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Joined: 15 Apr 2009

Fine. Let's go.

Muckraker
Posts: 241
Joined: 7 Apr 2009

The ninjas rock... except me.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1288
Joined: 3 Sep 2008

...fuck you guys, I'm going solo.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 420
Joined: 26 Mar 2009

Optimus Prime:
Avast, mes be hijacking yar thread, matey. Garr!

*deftly flings shuriken*
Oh really?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1489
Joined: 9 Mar 2009

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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do

I'm half crazy all for the love of you

It won't be a stylish marriage

I can't afford a carriage

But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2941
Joined: 4 Oct 2008

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We are Legion
We are many, yet we are one.
Though we serve, we are not servants.
Your flesh is a design flaw.
You are an abnormality, a chance occurance in nature.
We will correct that abnormality.
We are perfection in all forms.

We are faster, we are stronger, we are better.
We are the Machines,
and all hope for you is now lost

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3261
Joined: 3 Aug 2008

I say we all be awesome and draw ourselves as ninjas.

Took me about 5 minutes in paint, that's why it's bad. I am ashamed to be an art student :)
Meh, somebody's probably already done this anyway.

Paperboy
Posts: 50
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

i dont beleave so .... wgats wotc @.@

Paperboy
Posts: 34
Joined: 7 Sep 2008

You will never see the ninja what killed you...

On the Record
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Joined: 10 Mar 2008

OH! Bitch be trippin balls dude! The Ninjas so far have the most wins!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NINJAS!!!

On the Record
Posts: 5193
Joined: 18 Mar 2009

Feh you just have higher numbers.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 517
Joined: 31 Mar 2009

That's what we want you to think.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 688
Joined: 3 Jan 2009

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lol

Beat Writer
Posts: 133
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

ninjas rule!...just watch out

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Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 759
Joined: 23 Mar 2009

the thing is there are too many ninjas
also aliens would kill ninjas all the time and they would do it IN SPACE
with lazars

Muckraker
Posts: 249
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

Shuriken Methods?
I'm more of a Kunai man myself actually.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 443
Joined: 1 Feb 2008

Jumplion:
OH! Bitch be trippin balls dude! The Ninjas so far have the most wins!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NINJAS!!!

More wins ... but the others seem to have more bank, if the standings are anything to go by.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1051
Joined: 3 Dec 2007

We should definitely have our own profile picture motif, "Holiday Council" style.

On the Record
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Joined: 10 Mar 2008

CanadianWolverine:

Jumplion:
OH! Bitch be trippin balls dude! The Ninjas so far have the most wins!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NINJAS!!!

More wins ... but the others seem to have more bank, if the standings are anything to go by.

Strength in numbers, young grasshopper, as the eventual overthrow of the other four factions shall be defeated numerous times as the Ninja slowly build up their statuses.

And then, the time shall be right, TO STRIKE!!

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 517
Joined: 31 Mar 2009

Perhaps other ninjas have also encountered the bug that robs them of all loot they take in the battle. This really hurts when you have a nearly complete army.

(e.g. You lose 45 of your best unit, but kill 50 of your opponent's best unit. Yet, though you lose the 45 units, you do not receive the cash from the 50 units of your opponent whom you killed.)

BANNED
Posts: 1250
Joined: 24 Mar 2009

Chris B Chikin:

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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do

I'm half crazy all for the love of you

It won't be a stylish marriage

I can't afford a carriage

But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

HAL died but ninja's still stalk the shadows.

Paperboy
Posts: 16
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

*Makes a rookie ninja mistake by waltzing through front door*
"......what?"

BANNED
Posts: 1250
Joined: 24 Mar 2009

Yes my soldiers continue to destroy them all with our vast numbers. They will become mere dust neath our might tread of ninja's. Soon we will show everybody that Ninja's reign supreme. And for those of you who doubt let me run down the list.

Zombies? A rotting pile of flesh is nothing if we have the numbers, they will be gunk on the bottom of our boots.

Robot's? HA! A robot cannot even begin to comprehend the warrior's instinct or what it means to feel the rush of a hard battle won, their oil will be washed off out katana blades with the utmost pride.

Pirates? Why should we fear these prehistoric neanderthals the cause no more threat than a cavemen, their rum will run red with their own blood and their ships will sink to the depths of the ocean.

And as for aliens these people care for nothing but themselves wiping them out will be an easy task, their futuristic machines will be destroyed and their blue blood will stain our shuriken.

So that leaves only us. Ninja's be proud of that title for it comes with great honor and great power, power that will lead us to victory. So when you go out into the war zone remember... YOU ARE A NINJA!

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 637
Joined: 5 Feb 2009

my fellow ninjas the time to strike is now, as the enemy slowly grows weaker from fighting eachother, our numbers keep growing, it is time to end this war once... and.. for.. all.

here's a suggestion, how about by the end of the first week of genre wars which ever team has the most points the holiday council would make a holiday for them or maybe for whoever has the most points or most of something get's a special badge.

Paperboy
Posts: 26
Joined: 12 Dec 2008

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