Seems those cowardly boyz in black 'ave united to fight against us pirates. All ye pirates who wish to stand up against our enemies, join me crew and sign yer name 'ere!

And 'ave some mead, matey! For in the mornin', we attack!

YARR, I say.

I be hoisting me flag ere.

At least you guys can write in character.

Can I be directed to the robot thread, oh and by the way, eat ICBM.

Yarrr me mateys, we'll send those scurvy ninjas to Davey jones locker, harharhar.

Ummmm... Maybe you should look up the term Pirate on Urban Dictionary.

*Disappears in a puff of logic*

Arrrr call me Davey Jones
*hides treasure chest *

Harharhar! I see those scalleywag zombies have started 2 zombie threads, how disorganised Yarr...

*Drops In Quietly*

Slits 2 Pirate Throats.

Takes Out Katana (covered in poison) Catches 2 or 3 Enemies off guard.

*Disappears Like A Shadow*

P.S. Ninjas All The Way.

*throws shuriken at captain, drops smokebomb, and departs*

Monkfish Acc.:
*throws shuriken at captain, drops smokebomb, and departs*

I'm still standin' ye coward! Come back when you gots a crew! We'll meet on the high seas at sundown.

YAHEHERRHRHRHHAHAHAHAHAHHR etc

yeah ill join

Pirate accents are fun and all, but the weird thing is that they appear to be exclusive to the piratical lifestyle. It's as if they all grew up speaking Buccannese and learned English late in life. I've read that it stems from Robert Newton doing a Welsh accent in Treasure Island, but Tom Jones is Welsh and you'd have to get him completely drunk, scrape the back of his throat with a shrimp fork, then hit him on the back of the head with a cricket bat to get him to talk like that. If you do, though, make sure to get a recording of him singing "It's Not Unusual" afterwards. That would be great. - Lore Sjöberg

Do you require the Forum Explorer or Vagabond badge here? I mean they do look pirate-y.

I hijack your thread for the ninja.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.106957

Who has to say that all pirates soliloquise in thick Devonshire accents? Although I do hail from those prestigious lands, I shall characterise myself as a more classy pirate.
Indeed, who else did say that all pirates must be confined to the sea, or even the 19th century? No no, I shall be captaining this fine vessel, forged in the great sky-workshops of Google:

Although, with the help of any volunteering photoshop artist, I hope to be upgrading soon to something more substantial than a meagre sky-cruiser.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImvAlBGV3fg
Har, har, me hearties! Keelhaul those scurvy lubbers. The booty be ours.

Yarrrr, bitches. Yarrrr.

HAR! The Pirate nation amasses! The Pirate Sheep will fly the woolly roger in the armada!

*<- New avatar, just for this!*

should you drunken sailors of questionable sexuality wish to dance with us, this will be the result:

except we steal the loot

None may stand before the setg'-in Cetanu! Be purged by the swarm! Glory to the swarm!

Well, as the whole pirate accent thing goes, I was born and raised in Bristol which was essentially the pirate's captial city. Oh and I also have a somerset accent a.k.a. pirate accent. I also had a lazy-eye operation when I was a kid, so I had to wear an eye-patch for a bit.

Ha ha! count me in my matey!

I shall join the crew. However, I wish for an extra beer.

Yarrr, me loves to sail the 7 internets.
Booty be ours!

Yar, sign me up fer sum lootin' and killin'.

Count me in ^^

LordSnakeEyes:
*Drops In Quietly*

Slits 2 Pirate Throats.

Takes Out Katana (covered in poison) Catches 2 or 3 Enemies off guard.

*Disappears Like A Shadow*

P.S. Ninjas All The Way.

Monkfish Acc.:
*throws shuriken at captain, drops smokebomb, and departs*

Yarr these ninjas be retarded! They keep cuttin down me pirate clothed manikins amidst all that smoke they be droppin Yarr!

Nivag:
Well, as the whole pirate accent thing goes, I was born and raised in Bristol which was essentially the pirate's captial city. Oh and I also have a somerset accent a.k.a. pirate accent. I also had a lazy-eye operation when I was a kid, so I had to wear an eye-patch for a bit.

So are you prepared to perhaps ally with a fellow sea-dog, sir? I recently came into possession of a great number of kegs laden with questionably sourced fluids.

However, If this is also the case, I am also in need of a crew. Less scurvy, more steampunk.

Danny Ocean:

Nivag:
Well, as the whole pirate accent thing goes, I was born and raised in Bristol which was essentially the pirate's captial city. Oh and I also have a somerset accent a.k.a. pirate accent. I also had a lazy-eye operation when I was a kid, so I had to wear an eye-patch for a bit.

So are you prepared to perhaps ally with a fellow sea-dog, sir? I recently came into possession of a great number of kegs laden with questionably sourced fluids.

However, If this is also the case, I am also in need of a crew. Less scurvy, more steampunk.

Arrr, I know we pirates usually stick to our own on the seas but when there be groups a monsters and cowards claimin' they can take us out, we'll unite and show 'em we don't even need be sober to claim their booty.

Aye, we be allies, boy!

I havent got the slightest clue what any of this is about... I'm so confused right now...

ANTI-SANTA:
I havent got the slightest clue what any of this is about... I'm so confused right now...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/90904-Test-Your-Gaming-Personality

This is what it's about, lad! Join the fight!