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Time Lord  Posts: 10063 Joined: 13 Feb 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1411 Joined: 1 Apr 2009     | *silently enters thread* So, all I have to do is find a cure for the T-Virus... Interesting... *Throws smoke bomb and hastily exits* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2799 Joined: 7 May 2008     | *jumps in, snaps zombie neck, leaves* |
Time Lord Posts: 10063 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
*waits for zombie virus to infect Monkfish* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1411 Joined: 1 Apr 2009 | I hijack your thread for the ninja. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2799 Joined: 7 May 2008 |
*giggles at silly zombie infection while breathing through his mask* |
Time Lord Posts: 10063 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
*Smiles as the DMSO soaked clothes let it flow straight through to Monkfish's veins* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2219 Joined: 3 Mar 2009    | Does this affect guys who prefer girls with zero brain and a bimboish look? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2799 Joined: 7 May 2008 |
OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING AAAAGGH- Wait, I'm officially a zombie ninja now, aren't I? This rocks! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4768 Joined: 17 Mar 2009     | Can someone explain to me what the heck is going on with the whole Alien/Ninja/Pirate/Zombie thing? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3762 Joined: 18 Dec 2007   | I wouldn't have suspected to be a zombie but now that I've been told I am one I suppose I have no choice but to infect all of humanity with my virus and eat the brains of the unfortunate living before eventually rotting away and becoming a pile of goo. It may have not been a glorius life but I had a feeling everything was going to turn out alright... *Rides his zombie bike into the distance while the start of California here we come plays* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1120 Joined: 22 Nov 2008    |
Just don't ask, its better for you sanity and pride |
Time Lord Posts: 10063 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 4 Joined: 27 Oct 2008    | *Vaporises zombies with Alien DeathRay* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2656 Joined: 20 Jul 2008     | Dtai'k-dte my Mei'hsweis, dtai'k-dte! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1199 Joined: 23 Oct 2008    | Death to the living! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4768 Joined: 17 Mar 2009 |
A pirate be I! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2656 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 | The Protoss shall burn you off the face of the planet! Even the Zerg or Flood will slaughter you all! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3762 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 |
The Flood are Zombies you foolish fool! Your brain is not even a worthy meal for our Zombie children mwhahahahahaha. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4438 Joined: 19 Feb 2009   | *drops silently into thread from rafters* feel the power of the ninja nuke, HAHAHA 3..2.. *disappears* ..1..
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Time Lord Posts: 10063 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
*gets up, shambles after traceur, and now he's radioactive* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2656 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 |
Lies and blasphemy, be purged with the flames of Aiur! |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 355 Joined: 23 Jan 2009   | Are we fast moving zombies or slow shuffling zombies? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4064 Joined: 23 Dec 2008   | dead people walking around is unhygenic |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3762 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 |
A zombie Fire Daemon is immune to all fire. Surrender yourself to the Zombie cause and you together we can destroy our mortal enemies, the villainous Pirates. You know you want to. |
Paperboy  Posts: 46 Joined: 22 Jan 2009    | GO Zombies we kick ass and we cant be stopped!!! the human race is going down!!! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1199 Joined: 23 Oct 2008 |
I dunno about you, but I'm the Tank from L4D. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2656 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 |
You shall all be purged. Though, would you classify yourselves as Oomans? |
Time Lord Posts: 10063 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
We're all of them. The Resident Evil ones, The Cholo Zombies ("Are you my mummy?"), The Vashta Nerada Possessed Spacesuits, Nemesis, The Rage Zombies, The Witch, Boomer, Tank, Smoker, Hunter and the entire Marvel Zombie Universe. Plus every one of the others we have killed. "My name is Legion: for we are many." The world ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1116 Joined: 8 Feb 2009 |
You fiend! You stole my thread entry!!! http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.106957#1766628 *brandishes wazikashi and declares a challenge* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4438 Joined: 19 Feb 2009 |
no sir we are friends, now help me carry this nuke to the robot factory. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2231 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   | zombies, all will fall to our sheer numbers |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1116 Joined: 8 Feb 2009 |
You have stolen my honour, but while we yet face this common foe... I will aid you. *shurikens a passing Zombie* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4754 Joined: 20 Mar 2009   | Ooh, what's happening in this for- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *scream then collapse on floor* brains... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4438 Joined: 19 Feb 2009 |
here is a cookie for your honour, now lets continue this in the ninja thread, the zombies are are ever so slowly creeping up on us. *pulls pins on belt of grenades, drops belt and leaps through window* |
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We may be slow, we may be small in number, but we just don't stop. We keep coming, shredding, tearing at ANYthing that gets in our way.
And you know the best thing about being a Zombie?
All those ridiculous Pirates, Ninjas, Robots and Aliens just become us when they die.
Yes, even the Robots. What do you think Viruses are?
Open wide and say "Brains!"