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*silently enters thread* So, all I have to do is find a cure for the T-Virus... Interesting... *Throws smoke bomb and hastily exits* | |
*jumps in, snaps zombie neck, leaves* | |
*waits for zombie virus to infect Monkfish* | |
I hijack your thread for the ninja. | |
*giggles at silly zombie infection while breathing through his mask* | |
*Smiles as the DMSO soaked clothes let it flow straight through to Monkfish's veins* | |
Does this affect guys who prefer girls with zero brain and a bimboish look? | |
OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING AAAAGGH- Wait, I'm officially a zombie ninja now, aren't I? This rocks! | |
Can someone explain to me what the heck is going on with the whole Alien/Ninja/Pirate/Zombie thing? | |
I wouldn't have suspected to be a zombie but now that I've been told I am one I suppose I have no choice but to infect all of humanity with my virus and eat the brains of the unfortunate living before eventually rotting away and becoming a pile of goo. It may have not been a glorius life but I had a feeling everything was going to turn out alright... *Rides his zombie bike into the distance while the start of California here we come plays* | |
Just don't ask, its better for you sanity and pride | |
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*Vaporises zombies with Alien DeathRay* | |
Dtai'k-dte my Mei'hsweis, dtai'k-dte! | |
Death to the living! | |
A pirate be I! | |
The Protoss shall burn you off the face of the planet! Even the Zerg or Flood will slaughter you all! | |
The Flood are Zombies you foolish fool! Your brain is not even a worthy meal for our Zombie children mwhahahahahaha. | |
*drops silently into thread from rafters* feel the power of the ninja nuke, HAHAHA 3..2.. *disappears* ..1..
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*gets up, shambles after traceur, and now he's radioactive* | |
Lies and blasphemy, be purged with the flames of Aiur! | |
Are we fast moving zombies or slow shuffling zombies? | |
dead people walking around is unhygenic | |
A zombie Fire Daemon is immune to all fire. Surrender yourself to the Zombie cause and you together we can destroy our mortal enemies, the villainous Pirates. You know you want to. | |
GO Zombies we kick ass and we cant be stopped!!! the human race is going down!!! | |
I dunno about you, but I'm the Tank from L4D. | |
You shall all be purged. Though, would you classify yourselves as Oomans? | |
We're all of them. The Resident Evil ones, The Cholo Zombies ("Are you my mummy?"), The Vashta Nerada Possessed Spacesuits, Nemesis, The Rage Zombies, The Witch, Boomer, Tank, Smoker, Hunter and the entire Marvel Zombie Universe. Plus every one of the others we have killed. "My name is Legion: for we are many." The world ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. | |
You fiend! You stole my thread entry!!! http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.106957#1766628 *brandishes wazikashi and declares a challenge* | |
no sir we are friends, now help me carry this nuke to the robot factory. | |
zombies, all will fall to our sheer numbers | |
You have stolen my honour, but while we yet face this common foe... I will aid you. *shurikens a passing Zombie* | |
Ooh, what's happening in this for- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *scream then collapse on floor* brains... | |
here is a cookie for your honour, now lets continue this in the ninja thread, the zombies are are ever so slowly creeping up on us. *pulls pins on belt of grenades, drops belt and leaps through window* | |
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Diablo 3 Review
TERA Review
Firefall Beta Preview
Starhawk Review
Critical Miss
Name Game
We may be slow, we may be small in number, but we just don't stop. We keep coming, shredding, tearing at ANYthing that gets in our way.
And you know the best thing about being a Zombie?
All those ridiculous Pirates, Ninjas, Robots and Aliens just become us when they die.
Yes, even the Robots. What do you think Viruses are?
Open wide and say "Brains!"