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Time Lord
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Joined: 13 Feb 2008

*ignores the prattling ninjas*

They're just carrying the infection to others.

Rejoice in our Anthem, fellow Zombies.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1115
Joined: 8 Feb 2009

traceur_:

Rascarin:

traceur_:

Rascarin:

traceur_:
*drops silently into thread from rafters*

You fiend! You stole my thread entry!!!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.106957#1766628

*brandishes wazikashi and declares a challenge*

no sir we are friends, now help me carry this nuke to the robot factory.

You have stolen my honour, but while we yet face this common foe... I will aid you.

*shurikens a passing Zombie*

here is a cookie for your honour, now lets continue this in the ninja thread, the zombies are are ever so slowly creeping up on us.

*pulls pins on belt of grenades, drops belt and leaps through window*

*nods in agreement, backflips out the window, moments ahead of the explosion*

*disappears into the night*

Press Junketeer
Posts: 355
Joined: 23 Jan 2009

The_root_of_all_evil:

MiloP:
Are we fast moving zombies or slow shuffling zombies?

We're all of them. The Resident Evil ones, The Cholo Zombies ("Are you my mummy?"), The Vashta Nerada Possessed Spacesuits, Nemesis, The Rage Zombies, The Witch, Boomer, Tank, Smoker, Hunter and the entire Marvel Zombie Universe.

Plus every one of the others we have killed.

"My name is Legion: for we are many."

The world ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

Good answer :D

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3587
Joined: 6 Aug 2008

Do the Undead shuffle!

What's up my Zombilicious brothers and sisters, lets get eatin! Whooo! Glad to be no longer alive, lets go eat all those pathetic races, they've got nothin' on us!

Bah, ninja's, can't fight like real men, they have to run away from every fight, we can't even run!

And Robots, we throw our viruses at them and watch their limbs rust, we can take 'em.

Though pirates may be a problem, who wants to eat a peg leg? And we all know how pirates like their wenches, considering how clean those wenches are we might not even have to infect the pirates, they may die of...other viruses.

And It's a fact that aliens can't defeat zombies, they will either get infected through air born virus or probably try eating us and get infected that way.

It matters not, We strive to stay un-alive!!

Also just a note, the zombie universe has the best music, as heroes (try) to kill us all off play good rock music, compared to girly 80's robot techno, Asian music for our soon to be eaten Ninja's and bloody accordions for pirates. We own everything.

Edit: from the above video, we also have eerie haunting music, which, lets face facts, everyone likes.

Who's gonna win? That's right we ar-BRAIIINS!!!

...I feel like I'm showing too much enthusiasm...

Time Lord
Posts: 9998
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

THE BATTLE IS UPON US. SHOW THEM FEAR. WE ARE LEGION; FOR WE ARE MANY!

Any hints on how to play Zombies, drop me a PM :)

Press Junketeer
Posts: 355
Joined: 23 Jan 2009

HOLY SHIZNIT, the forum is an RPG.
ARMY GO GO YEAH!

Beat Writer
Posts: 145
Joined: 19 Feb 2009

Mmorre.... Brainsss...

Beat Writer
Posts: 131
Joined: 9 Apr 2009

I'm gonna get me a new stomach from those dang pirates.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3587
Joined: 6 Aug 2008

It seems I'm a pathetic commander.

shit.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 83
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

*shuffles slowly into topic with a bagel*

(Only just realised there were zombies so killed himself with his piratey hook hand to become a zombie)

Copy Clerk
Posts: 98
Joined: 24 Mar 2009

The infamous SCAMola:
Can someone explain to me what the heck is going on with the whole Alien/Ninja/Pirate/Zombie thing?

Forgot Robots.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 610
Joined: 27 Nov 2008

Look at you, zombie. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, groaning and moaning as you shamble through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 726
Joined: 16 Jul 2008

I've always been gormless and slightly slow with a craving for meat. Count me amongst the ranks of the undead.

EDIT, Just got demolished by ninjas. :( oh well, it was only my first battle.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1393
Joined: 23 Oct 2008

Liverandbacon:
Look at you, zombie. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, groaning and moaning as you shamble through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

ALL THEY have to do is drool on u and youll rust...that being said how the hell are u beating us aliens

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2861
Joined: 25 Aug 2008

Zombies rock, you can't kill the dead.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2105
Joined: 14 Jan 2009

As a great man once said

BRAINS!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1803
Joined: 8 Nov 2008

"For the zombie Emperor of mankind!"

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 736
Joined: 23 Jan 2008

Root, ye be a fine commander indeed! However, how dare ye try to weaken me laddies' morale by attacking me with 50k more points! Walk the plank, matey!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1642
Joined: 21 Nov 2007

I want brains. Nao!

Muckraker
Posts: 271
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

We have the same infection from the Comic book "The Walking Dead" so even if you don't get bit you turn into a zombie when you die.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1178
Joined: 11 Nov 2008

Braaaaaiiiiinnnsssss.....

But seriously, this thread officially gets my "seal" of approval

I am so sorry for this, but I literally had to...

EDIT:

Deguasser:
We have the same infection from the Comic book "The Walking Dead" so even if you don't get bit you turn into a zombie when you die.

I actually read most of those! Great series for zombies / zombie fans alike.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3617
Joined: 7 Aug 2008

English:My fellow zombies! Regal in some of my beautiful new badges!
Zombie:Braaaaaaains.......

Beat Writer
Posts: 131
Joined: 9 Apr 2009

image what awaits our enemies.

Time Lord
Posts: 9998
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Say Anything:
Root, ye be a fine commander indeed! However, how dare ye try to weaken me laddies' morale by attacking me with 50k more points! Walk the plank, matey!

Heh, I got a good army very fast so there's no dishonour in retreating from me. I'm just about to have a go at kicking Spinwhiz's butt.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 489
Joined: 9 Dec 2008

Zombie dinosaurs are clearly the way to go.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3922
Joined: 7 Nov 2007

Brians, oh wait. *Coughs* BRAAAAAIIIINS.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3593
Joined: 8 Dec 2007

I do not desire brains, I am a zombie of wealth and class. I desire alcohol.
Your brains are safe, but may eternity take you if you get between me and a drink.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1663
Joined: 15 Oct 2008

image

Zombies Unite!

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 736
Joined: 23 Jan 2008

hehehe. Mighty fine battle, root. Me piratey fellows are just too strong for the likes of ye!

Press Junketeer
Posts: 370
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

Pwarharharhar!!!!!

i just killed army of Ninja's

Brains!!!

(I'm really gettin into this)

FOR STARTERS:get some obese zombies as soon as possible i blew away the ninjas with them

Time Lord
Posts: 9998
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Say Anything:
hehehe. Mighty fine battle, root. Me piratey fellows are just too strong for the likes of ye!

For the moment. For the Moment.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4928
Joined: 10 Jan 2009

Mwahahaha... We cannot, will not lose. For we are insurmountable in number, and grow as they fall beneath our feet. The only ones we must woory about are those accursed robots: their steel hides are difficult to bite through.

Muckraker
Posts: 302
Joined: 18 Mar 2009

This. Is. ZOMBIE SPARTA.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 370
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

The_root_of_all_evil:
*ignores the prattling ninjas*

They're just carrying the infection to others.

Rejoice in our Anthem, fellow Zombies.

*Stands saluting and crying openly*
God bless zombies

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4229
Joined: 27 Apr 2008

MY NINJAS SHALL CRUSH YOU!
Actually, I didn't even mean to pick ninjas, I wanted to Aliens, but I misclicked...

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