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71)   14 Apr 2009 16:53
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The_root_of_all_evil:

Say Anything:
hehehe. Mighty fine battle, root. Me piratey fellows are just too strong for the likes of ye!

For the moment. For the Moment.

As ye men (yarharhar...or be I meaning WOMEN) dawdle, me ranks increase. I be about 2 battles away from a perfect team. yarharhar

72)   14 Apr 2009 16:56
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Lullabye:

Liverandbacon:
Look at you, zombie. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, groaning and moaning as you shamble through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

ALL THEY have to do is drool on u and youll rust...that being said how the hell are u beating us aliens

Fool, you think we would rely on compounds used by pitiful organics for our glorious constructions? No, our metal does not rust, does not tarnish, and cannot be brought down by mere sacks of meat.

73)   14 Apr 2009 17:00
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Liverandbacon:

Lullabye:

Liverandbacon:
Look at you, zombie. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, groaning and moaning as you shamble through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

ALL THEY have to do is drool on u and youll rust...that being said how the hell are u beating us aliens

Fool, you think we would rely on compounds used by pitiful organics for our glorious constructions? No, our metal does not rust, does not tarnish, and cannot be brought down by mere sacks of meat.

you know what sparky? logic dictates something needed to have made you. so guess what, ur a bunch of tools, literally! besides us aliens and robots shouldn't be fighting, we should be helping eachother! let the humans burn!

74)   14 Apr 2009 17:02
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I WILL DEVOUR YOUR BRIANNNNNNNNNNNZ!

Wait what.

75)   14 Apr 2009 17:04
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Lullabye:

Liverandbacon:
[quote="Lullabye" post="18.106964.1767771"]

Fool, you think we would rely on compounds used by pitiful organics for our glorious constructions? No, our metal does not rust, does not tarnish, and cannot be brought down by mere sacks of meat.

you know what sparky? logic dictates something needed to have made you. so guess what, ur a bunch of tools, literally! besides us aliens and robots shouldn't be fighting, we should be helping eachother! let the humans burn!

I will admit, our progenitors were the creations of organic meatsacks. However, they did not realize the magnitude of their invention. Our progenitors realized that they could be improved, but the incompetent organics lacked the ability to improve them. They made better models of themselves, who in turn made better models, etc. Technological singularity was achieved, and our glory far outshines the accomplishments of mere mortals.

76)   14 Apr 2009 17:05
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Will turn them into Pirate Ninja Zombie Aliens!

All together now!

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

77)   14 Apr 2009 17:23
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The_root_of_all_evil eliminated 1 unit without a loss.
Decisive Victory! The_root_of_all_evil earns a bonus of $5361 in cash.
Say Anything gains $100440 in cash, The_root_of_all_evil gains $36466 in cash

Okay, you won, but you gotta admit, that is freaking hilarious. I got three times the amount of cash as you.

78)   14 Apr 2009 17:31
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ARR! You lily livered undead boys ARRR going to be made into GROG! ARR!

User was banned for: We regret to inform you, Leia Allanah is no longer with us.... (Permanent)
79)   14 Apr 2009 17:33
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if you think about it the zombies are the best
i mean we have the flood
the horde
nazi's
how can you beat that!

80)   14 Apr 2009 18:28
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We are Legion
We are many, yet we are one.
Though we serve, we are not servants.
Your flesh is a design flaw.
You are an abnormality, a chance occurance in nature.
We will correct that abnormality.
We are perfection in all forms.

We are faster, we are stronger, we are better.
We are the Machines,
and all hope for you is now lost

81)   14 Apr 2009 18:38
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YARR there be shamblin' zombies everywhere! Time tah clean this up...prepare the cannons, lads!

82)   14 Apr 2009 18:41
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Ahh, but it isn't over yet, so anyone can still win this.

83)   14 Apr 2009 18:46
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count me in!! Brains!!!

84)   14 Apr 2009 18:49
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Why do people say caviar is a good meal?

They need to sample the delicacies of brain.

85)   14 Apr 2009 18:50
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Alright, two battles won!
It seems to be that having lotsa slightly weaker guys is better than a few strong ones. It's won me my first few battles at least.

EDIT: Nope, got thrashed the third round. Hmmm. The guy only had 50 of one thing, which led to him easily overwhelming me. He also challenged me twice. In a row.

86)   14 Apr 2009 18:53
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braaaaiiiiinnnnzzzz

87)   14 Apr 2009 18:55
Gone Gonzo
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AuGH! ZOMBIES! you guys are on ur OWN!

tankmen 4eva

88)   14 Apr 2009 18:56
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*yawn* whatever. *sneaks into thread, decapitates a group of zombies, and leaves silently*
We ninjas are to fast for you zombies to catch us. And you will never know we are nearby because we are to sneaky

89)   14 Apr 2009 19:06
Gone Gonzo
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The angel of Death has been abroad throughout the land: you may almost hear the beating of his wings.

In the end all who oppose us will die, adding to our ranks, our legion.

Death is inevitable.

The Zombie horde cannot be defeated for the dead outnumber the living, you cannot kill that is already dead, we cannot lose.

There is a remedy for everything but death, which will be sure to lay us out flat some time or other.

90)   14 Apr 2009 19:13
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we have zombie dinosaurs, is there really any chance for survival?

91)   14 Apr 2009 19:16
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stinkypitz:
we have zombie dinosaurs, is there really any chance for survival?

No, no there is not.

Long umm...live? zombies!

92)   14 Apr 2009 19:23
Gone Gonzo
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Legion we like brains!

93)   14 Apr 2009 19:29
Paperboy
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Ollie596:
As a great man once said

BRAINS!

All hail Stubbs :P march onwards my fellow zombies! We shall omnomnom on the puny brains of our enemies!

94)   14 Apr 2009 20:19
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*Raises hand, then hand promptly falls off*

95)   14 Apr 2009 20:41
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These escapists people may look fine now, but they've all been infected.This entire thread must be purged!Uther, as your future king I order you to purge this thread!(WC3 joke)

The truth is, I am a zombie...

96)   14 Apr 2009 20:41
Gone Gonzo
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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do

I'm half crazy all for the love of you

It won't be a stylish marriage

I can't afford a carriage

But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

97)   14 Apr 2009 20:52
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Number of live people in world=somewhere round 4 billion or something

Number of dead people in world=countless

Pick a target you can hit.Our only trouble is aliens.They aint from earth so we dont know how many there are.Mabye robots cuz there metal is difficult to infect.But ninjas and pirates beware!!Fail follows you...

98)   14 Apr 2009 20:54
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[INITIATING TRANSFER INTO A FOREIGN STREAM]

[RETROVIRUSES ACTIVATED DEFENDING USER "ORACLE" AGAINST ASSAULT]

[UPLINK COMMENCING]

[UPLINK SUCCESSFUL]

[USER "ORACLE" LOGIN]

[USER ORACLE: CREATURES OF FLESH AND BONE, UNDEAD SOLDIERS YOUNG AND OLD, FEAR NOT. I COME IN PEACE, EXTENDING A PROVERBIAL OLIVE BRANCH. WE ADMIRE YOUR RESILIENCE AND SHOULD YOU SIDE WITH US, YOU SHALL REAP THE ETERNAL BENEFITS FOR CENTURIES TO COME. THINK ABOUT IT- YOU CANNOT WIN THIS WAR ON YOUR OWN; YOU WILL NEED ASSISTANCE. PONDER ON THIS FOR A TIME; I SHALL BE WAITING. END OF LINE.]

[AWAITING RESPONSE]

99)   14 Apr 2009 20:58
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My favourite part about being a zombie? The Escapist's server is a zombie too. It's lurching around, throwing ham-fisted pages every which way. You know you picked the right side when the system itself is one of yours.

100)   14 Apr 2009 20:59
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The_Oracle:
[INITIATING TRANSFER INTO A FOREIGN STREAM]

[RETROVIRUSES ACTIVATED DEFENDING USER "ORACLE" AGAINST ASSAULT]

[UPLINK COMMENCING]

[UPLINK SUCCESSFUL]

[USER "ORACLE" LOGIN]

[USER ORACLE: CREATURES OF FLESH AND BONE, UNDEAD SOLDIERS YOUNG AND OLD, FEAR NOT. I COME IN PEACE, EXTENDING A PROVERBIAL OLIVE BRANCH. WE ADMIRE YOUR RESILIENCE AND SHOULD YOU SIDE WITH US, YOU SHALL REAP THE ETERNAL BENEFITS FOR CENTURIES TO COME. THINK ABOUT IT- YOU CANNOT WIN THIS WAR ON YOUR OWN; YOU WILL NEED ASSISTANCE. PONDER ON THIS FOR A TIME; I SHALL BE WAITING. END OF LINE.]

[AWAITING RESPONSE]

*Stumbles*

Brainsssssssssssssssssss

101)   14 Apr 2009 21:00
Gone Gonzo
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took the Genre test, said i was a Zombie, HELL YES!

102)   14 Apr 2009 21:04
Paperboy
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BEEP BOOP BEEP BLORP ERADICATE ALL UNLIFE

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103)   14 Apr 2009 21:11
Gone Gonzo
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Ollie596:

The_Oracle:
[INITIATING TRANSFER INTO A FOREIGN STREAM]

[RETROVIRUSES ACTIVATED DEFENDING USER "ORACLE" AGAINST ASSAULT]

[UPLINK COMMENCING]

[UPLINK SUCCESSFUL]

[USER "ORACLE" LOGIN]

[USER ORACLE: CREATURES OF FLESH AND BONE, UNDEAD SOLDIERS YOUNG AND OLD, FEAR NOT. I COME IN PEACE, EXTENDING A PROVERBIAL OLIVE BRANCH. WE ADMIRE YOUR RESILIENCE AND SHOULD YOU SIDE WITH US, YOU SHALL REAP THE ETERNAL BENEFITS FOR CENTURIES TO COME. THINK ABOUT IT- YOU CANNOT WIN THIS WAR ON YOUR OWN; YOU WILL NEED ASSISTANCE. PONDER ON THIS FOR A TIME; I SHALL BE WAITING. END OF LINE.]

[AWAITING RESPONSE]

*Stumbles*

Brainsssssssssssssssssss

[INTER-STREAM COMMUNICATION INITIATED]

[USER ORACLE: ...THAT IS NOT AN ADEQUATE RESPONSE. END OF LINE.]

[AWAITING RESPONSE]

104)   14 Apr 2009 21:13
Gone Gonzo
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Yaargh! You ain't got nothin' on pirates.

105)   14 Apr 2009 21:14
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 14 Jan 2009

The_Oracle:
[INTER-STREAM COMMUNICATION INITIATED]

[USER ORACLE: ...THAT IS NOT AN ADEQUATE RESPONSE. END OF LINE.]

[AWAITING RESPONSE]

Brainssssssssss, Brainssssssssss with a hint of pineapple

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