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Paperboy
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Joined: 14 Apr 2009

Spacenet Aerodynes en route to the horde

RESPONSE>>>Prepare to face the might of your robot overlords, meatsacks.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2940
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

*enters*

*Decapitates ten zombies.*

....

*decapitates 50 more*

*BAMF*

Copy Clerk
Posts: 60
Joined: 19 Mar 2009

Small in number? Zombies? Are you high or something?

News Room Contributor
Posts: 8044
Joined: 12 Nov 2002

BARHAH! Zambah mahb zmazhang barraghazh! BARHAH! BARHAH!

Press Junketeer
Posts: 492
Joined: 8 Oct 2007

Malygris:
BARHAH! Zambah mahb zmazhang barraghazh! BARHAH! BARHAH!

What he said! Mmmm grey matter, naturally delcious and nutrious.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4485
Joined: 12 Feb 2009

Zombies forever!

Press Junketeer
Posts: 485
Joined: 12 Feb 2009

LewsTherin:
*enters*

*Decapitates ten zombies.*

....

*decapitates 50 more*

*BAMF*

What you didn't realise was that a small ammount of blood passed your lips and now you're infected, it's only a matter of time till you become you one us. It's only a matter time before there is nothing but us...

Copy Clerk
Posts: 86
Joined: 4 Mar 2009

Silly zombies, you won't beat my hydralisk rush. (tsk, tsk)

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 617
Joined: 22 Oct 2008

Zombies rule!!! Let our insatiable hunger go forth and destroy!!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1255
Joined: 12 Aug 2008

Brraaaaaaaaaaaiiiiins...

That is all.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1880
Joined: 17 Dec 2008

Portal - GLaDOS

Believe me, we are still alive.

We feel fantastic and we're still alive.

While you're dying, we'll be still alive.

And when you're dead we will be still alive. . .

Beat Writer
Posts: 132
Joined: 25 Mar 2009

all these years i have been preparing for the zombie appocalypse but now i am leading an army of my own. Ohh how cruel fate is but what are you gonna do?
*shambles away looking for brains*

Press Junketeer
Posts: 365
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

PWARGARGARGARRRRRR!!!!
just killed robot army and then
a ninja army
BRAINZZZ!!!

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 722
Joined: 16 Jul 2008

"All we wanna do is eat your brains..."

Sends a proud chill up your spine, doesn't it my flesh devouring brothers and sisters.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 722
Joined: 16 Jul 2008

a few pointers...
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Having trouble finding that next meal?
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Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 559
Joined: 25 Dec 2008

You know what? Zombies rule.

That is ALL.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2941
Joined: 4 Oct 2008

WE MACHINES ARE COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO THE INFECTION OF THE ZOMBIE FLESHBAGS. VICTORY FOR US IS AS INEVITABLE AS THE DEATH OF THE STARS. BEEP BOOP. END OF LINE.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 559
Joined: 25 Dec 2008

Just you wait. Robots will eventually rust, run out of power, or all just break down at once, and THEN the inevitable zombie uprising will come. Viva undeath!

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 4 Oct 2008

eatenbyagrue:
Just you wait. Robots will eventually rust, run out of power, or all just break down at once, and THEN the inevitable zombie uprising will come. Viva undeath!

FOOL. WE USE THE POWER OF YOUR OWN SUNS TO FUEL US, USING MULTIPLE DYSON SPHERES. PLUS WE ARE IMMORTAL DUE TO THE RESURRECTION TECHNOLOGY SHARED BY US AND OUR CYLON KIN. WE WILL OUTLAST YOU, IF NOTHING ELSE, AND WE ARE SUPERIOR TO YOUR SOLDIERS IN EVERY WAY.

JOIN US OR DIE.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 733
Joined: 13 Feb 2009

how many of our brothers were slain in left 4 dead?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4735
Joined: 20 Mar 2009

SICK0_ZER0:
how many of our brothers were slain in left 4 dead?

Too many, and we shall have our revenge!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1685
Joined: 7 May 2008

My horde stands ready for the attack. We will destroy the living.....

Zombies: You can knock as many as you want down, but there is always another hundred to replace them.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 391
Joined: 20 Aug 2008

Left4Dead is a fool's paradise in which four pathetic survivors carry some sort of "immunity" to our communion. Let them have their dreams, if only so our victory shall make them despair all the more! Their Flesh on Our Lips shall be our battle standard, our army resting, growing, festering all the dark places of the earth! Let the planet itself warp and bend beneath the weight of a limitless horde. Let pirates flee to their ships for the short time that will spare them. Let Ninja's try to hide in the dark when we can still smell their blood! Let robots try to kill us, over and over again their circuitry unable to comprehend the truly infinite number of our soldiers! and let the aliens pass by, knowing that this world is already dead, dying and as insurmountable as flying through a star itself!

I mean... Ahem...

ARGHH!!!BRAIIINS!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1489
Joined: 9 Mar 2009

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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do

I'm half crazy all for the love of you

It won't be a stylish marriage

I can't afford a carriage

But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

Paperboy
Posts: 28
Joined: 5 Jan 2009

.......Grrrr...

(On a side note I'm surprised that zombies aren't more popular.
Also does anyone have any good zombie army combinations/tactics?)

....BrAinzs....

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2602
Joined: 28 May 2009

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Press Junketeer
Posts: 353
Joined: 4 May 2009

PSSH why would anyone want to be a ninja or alien or a robot when u can be a fleshing eating member of the undead horde

keep going fellow desiples of the undead course
(spread the love the spread the virus)

Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 11 Jun 2009

How quickly you forget the ultimate anti-zombie counter measure. Red necks.

Ya see on my holster I have a Glock 22
and down below there's a knife in muh shoe.

I'll always have a rifle at my side,
And when Z-day comes my jeep will be my ride.

Then there's the rifle on my back,
and an ammo filled ruck sack.

I know I'm a red neck and I'm always ready.
My truck might shake but my shooting arm's steady.

Cause I'm a zombie killing muchinneeee.
And my life style sure isn't greeen.

So you zombies listen here and keep your heads downed.
You undead beasts will know when I'm around.

Cause the last thing you'll hear before your head goes splat,
is the sound of my rifle going tat-tat-tat.

:p

Edit: And because I came up as an alien on the quiz... Zerg Rush! KEKEKEKEKEKE!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3780
Joined: 12 Apr 2009

People we're not addresing the big issue!!
they have a slight advantage over us zombies since we havn't even thought about this issue and we need to find it out and eat it!!! I'm talking of course about

BRAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TundraWolf08:
How quickly you forget the ultimate anti-zombie counter measure. Red necks.

Ya see on my holster I have a Glock 22
and down below there's a knife in muh shoe.

I'll always have a rifle at my side,
And when Z-day comes my jeep will be my ride.

Then there's the rifle on my back,
and an ammo filled ruck sack.

I know I'm a red neck and I'm always ready.
My truck might shake but my shooting arm's steady.

Cause I'm a zombie killing muchinneeee.
And my life style sure isn't greeen.

So you zombies listen here and keep your heads downed.
You undead beasts will know when I'm around.

Cause the last thing you'll hear before your head goes splat,
is the sound of my rifle going tat-tat-tat.

:p

Edit: And because I came up as an alien on the quiz... Zerg Rush! KEKEKEKEKEKE!

not whens there's zombie rednecks pal

Copy Clerk
Posts: 58
Joined: 17 May 2009

eatenbyagrue:
Just you wait. Robots will eventually rust, run out of power, or all just break down at once, and THEN the inevitable zombie uprising will come. Viva undeath!

Pitiful, and Ignorant Fools! The Aliens are the one true Conquerors, our superior technology and intelligence are far greater then your savage fighting style! You have 60 hours before we bring the hammer of war onto your green fleshy heads.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 371
Joined: 4 Jun 2008

damn. looks like someones got me. prolly could kill me too =P

Anonymous Source
Posts: 5
Joined: 20 Jun 2009

Wait, couldn't us aliens just glass the planet from orbit?
*glasses planet from orbit*
well we win.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 7
Joined: 18 Jun 2009

It's quite apt that we have zombie ninjas as a choice of soldier. Soon there will be zombie pirates, zombie aliens and zombie robots as well.
Everything dies :)

BANNED
Posts: 121
Joined: 18 Jun 2009

Woo!
Zombehs

User was banned for: LOL BRU DONT SUSPEND ME . (Permanent)
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4735
Joined: 20 Mar 2009

Guitar Gamer:
People we're not addresing the big issue!!
they have a slight advantage over us zombies since we havn't even thought about this issue and we need to find it out and eat it!!! I'm talking of course about

BRAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TundraWolf08:
How quickly you forget the ultimate anti-zombie counter measure. Red necks.

Ya see on my holster I have a Glock 22
and down below there's a knife in muh shoe.

I'll always have a rifle at my side,
And when Z-day comes my jeep will be my ride.

Then there's the rifle on my back,
and an ammo filled ruck sack.

I know I'm a red neck and I'm always ready.
My truck might shake but my shooting arm's steady.

Cause I'm a zombie killing muchinneeee.
And my life style sure isn't greeen.

So you zombies listen here and keep your heads downed.
You undead beasts will know when I'm around.

Cause the last thing you'll hear before your head goes splat,
is the sound of my rifle going tat-tat-tat.

:p

Edit: And because I came up as an alien on the quiz... Zerg Rush! KEKEKEKEKEKE!

not whens there's zombie rednecks pal

Or zombie dinosaurs. Don't forget about them.

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