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Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3902
Joined: 12 Apr 2009

Zombie_Fish:

Guitar Gamer:
People we're not addresing the big issue!!
they have a slight advantage over us zombies since we havn't even thought about this issue and we need to find it out and eat it!!! I'm talking of course about

BRAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TundraWolf08:
How quickly you forget the ultimate anti-zombie counter measure. Red necks.

Ya see on my holster I have a Glock 22
and down below there's a knife in muh shoe.

I'll always have a rifle at my side,
And when Z-day comes my jeep will be my ride.

Then there's the rifle on my back,
and an ammo filled ruck sack.

I know I'm a red neck and I'm always ready.
My truck might shake but my shooting arm's steady.

Cause I'm a zombie killing muchinneeee.
And my life style sure isn't greeen.

So you zombies listen here and keep your heads downed.
You undead beasts will know when I'm around.

Cause the last thing you'll hear before your head goes splat,
is the sound of my rifle going tat-tat-tat.

:p

Edit: And because I came up as an alien on the quiz... Zerg Rush! KEKEKEKEKEKE!

not whens there's zombie rednecks pal

Or zombie dinosaurs. Don't forget about them.

yeah they need

brains thee most since.........well...their origonal [h2]brain

was tiny

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 699
Joined: 11 Mar 2008

I think I've posted this pic like 4 times on this site already.
This place seems the most appropriate :)

I am Zombie, hear me roar ^_^

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Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2083
Joined: 25 Jun 2009

Us robots shall exterminate your kind from this planet with our mighty weapons and intelligence.

And by the way, Zombies don't have computer viruses, so you can't infect us.

Beat Writer
Posts: 154
Joined: 21 Nov 2008

What happens when a hacker dies? Huh?

Muckraker
Posts: 291
Joined: 5 Feb 2009

ponderus:
*Vaporises zombies with Alien DeathRay*
Can't infect a superior race!

So says every race that evetually falls to the Zombie masses.
Translated: GURRRRGLE GURGGLE UHHHHHH *Nom Nom Nom* Mmmmm Brains

Beat Writer
Posts: 154
Joined: 21 Nov 2008

ponderus:
*Vaporises zombies with Alien DeathRay*
Can't infect a superior race!

You can't kill that which is already dead.

Muckraker
Posts: 331
Joined: 24 Apr 2009

Fire Daemon:

Dommyboy:

Fire Daemon:

Dommyboy:
The Protoss shall burn you off the face of the planet!

Even the Zerg or Flood will slaughter you all!

The Flood are Zombies you foolish fool! Your brain is not even a worthy meal for our Zombie children mwhahahahahaha.

Lies and blasphemy, be purged with the flames of Aiur!

A zombie Fire Daemon is immune to all fire.

Surrender yourself to the Zombie cause and you together we can destroy our mortal enemies, the villainous Pirates. You know you want to.

Not to mention one already on fire, and likes his heart charbroiled.

Xandus117:
Us robots shall exterminate your kind from this planet with our mighty weapons and intelligence.

And by the way, Zombies don't have computer viruses, so you can't infect us.

We do gain super-strength afterdeath(Brain-eating sociopaths turn into fleshy can-openers), and have cold bodies that robots cannot detect.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 64
Joined: 29 Jun 2009

Braaaaiinns, i will eat your brains...

*muffin truck passes by*

"OMFG muffins!!!!!!!".

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1295
Joined: 31 May 2008

all of you are ignorent. think about it... we zombeis have acses 2 evereybody thats dead. evereybody. If the king of pop can get zombeis to dance ALIVE, dead, he chould get them to friggen fly!

Copy Clerk
Posts: 56
Joined: 16 Jun 2009

do zerg count as zombies...?

Copy Clerk
Posts: 87
Joined: 6 Aug 2008

I didn't know you could put actions in asterisks... and that makes them real actions... Cool

Copy Clerk
Posts: 106
Joined: 21 May 2009

angrytaco26:
Braaaaiinns, i will eat your brains...

*muffin truck passes by*

"OMFG muffins!!!!!!!".

*jumps on and clings to back of muffin truck*

Maybe I can get two-for-one if I snag the driver, too. Free muffins for all!

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 886
Joined: 6 Apr 2009

HAHAHA you zombies think you're so tough but your nothing compared to us pirates.

*swings from a rope and cuts off several zombie heads before exiting thread*

Muckraker
Posts: 315
Joined: 5 Jul 2009
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2626
Joined: 28 May 2009

Another 5 star zombie joins the ranks. I got the Tycoon, Windfall and Terminator badges yesterday and I'm now climbing up to the top 10. It's unspeakable that there's currently not one zombie warlord in the standings! By the zombie gods, this will change!

What do we want? Brains!
When do we want it? Brains!

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 742
Joined: 13 Aug 2009

Pirates win because zombies cant eat them because Pirates have to brain (alcohol kills brain cells).

Paperboy
Posts: 42
Joined: 7 Sep 2009

*walks straight into thread, in plain sight*

So, we ninja are pretty cool and everything, but shouldn't we be picking on a different faction? The Zombies are in dead last, whereas the Pirates are very close to us and the robots have a sizable lead. I motion for immediate cessation of violence between Zombies and Ninjas, at least until we have quashed the drunken Pirates and crufty Robots (no, "cruft" is not a typo; if you don't know what it means read more Verity Stob).

*beheads a pirate with bare hands*
*rips limbs off of giant assault mech*
...
*kicks a baby alien for good measure*

EDIT: Actually, if you go by what units I use most, I'm actually one of them spirit warrior/archers, not a ninja. I wonder if zombies can even bite me. My actions should read:
*beheads a pirate with sword*
*chops limbs off of giant assault mech with sword*
*kicks a baby alien with sword for good measure*

Anonymous Source
Posts: 3
Joined: 27 May 2009

Zombies ninjas. Zombies that you never see coming. AWESOME

Copy Clerk
Posts: 81
Joined: 25 Sep 2009

*is already infected* I'm not gonna be a zombie.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 431
Joined: 7 Oct 2009

ahaha, why did this thread lasted so long?

QUICK: FAST ZOMBIES OR SLOW ZOMBIES?

also, why did I post in this thread? wtf. accidental bump.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 58
Joined: 13 Oct 2009

im zombie and we rule!!!!!

Paperboy
Posts: 14
Joined: 12 Nov 2009

mmm chees...i mean brains.

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