Vrex360: Hail my extraterrestrial brothers!! Ready the phasers!!!
VICTORY FOR THE SANGHEILI!!
Humans are noobs
the lekgolo are WAY cooler then the sangheli.
Can we at least agree that both are cooler (and smell nicer) than the brutes?
umm....the slimy lekgolo probably don't smell nicer but yes, they are both much better then brutes, also we save a fortune on shampoo and conditioner cause we dont have hair!
Dommyboy: Awu'asa! Whether you're a Lou-dte Kalei, a noble Pyode amedha or the ultimate Paya, the time to dtai'k-dte is now!
C'jit those humans if they think they can take us easily, we shall prevail whether it's Jehdin/Jehdin or a battle of the Bakuub's. No Tarei hsan shall be spared! They shall all taste the might of the Alien race!
Dommyboy: Awu'asa! Whether you're a Lou-dte Kalei, a noble Pyode amedha or the ultimate Paya, the time to dtai'k-dte is now!
C'jit those humans if they think they can take us easily, we shall prevail whether it's Jehdin/Jehdin or a battle of the Bakuub's. No Tarei hsan shall be spared! They shall all taste the might of the Alien race!
odBilal: U cant win, we the Pirates have already Somalia, and tomorrow the whole world will be ours YARRRRRRRRR
Aliens hold entire empires of stars. Do you really think 1 pitiful little planet with a few wooden ships will stop us?
Yes we Can! For the Homeland!
Very well, if you continue to persist...
*turns away*
Prepare an orbital bombardment. Commander, you may fire when ready.
*turns back*
Now, lets see how fast your little ships burn.
This is all too easy. Maybe we should hold back the bombardment, it could just be a waste of our energy. Let's see if the pirates just kill themselves in a drunken brawl.
ANTI-SANTA: Dude, any nerd worth his steel knows that all the aliens out there have all been wiped out by the Daleks. It's only a matter of time until Daleks are the masters of earth too.
Prepare an orbital bombardment. Commander, you may fire when ready.
*turns back*
Now, lets see how fast your little ships burn.
This is all too easy. Maybe we should hold back the bombardment, it could just be a waste of our energy. Let's see if the pirates just kill themselves in a drunken brawl.
True. And even if we come close to losing the ground battle we can always vaporise the planet. We've got plenty more.
Hello aliens. I am a misanthropic human with an immense hatred towards humanity; if I provide you with access into the defense mainframe, will you let me join you? :P
The_Oracle: Hello aliens. I am a misanthropic human with an immense hatred towards humanity; if I provide you with access into the defense mainframe, will you let me join you? :P
How about we promise to let you join us, you give us the information and then we kill you? Seems to work in the movies.
The_Oracle: Hello aliens. I am a misanthropic human with an immense hatred towards humanity; if I provide you with access into the defense mainframe, will you let me join you? :P
How about we promise to let you join us, you give us the information and then we kill you? Seems to work in the movies.
Dual Motherships = win.
Ah-ah-ah, that's not how it works. You let me join you, then I give you the information. Otherwise I rally the Terran fleet, and we destroy you.
The_Oracle: Hello aliens. I am a misanthropic human with an immense hatred towards humanity; if I provide you with access into the defense mainframe, will you let me join you? :P
How about we promise to let you join us, you give us the information and then we kill you? Seems to work in the movies.
Dual Motherships = win.
Ah-ah-ah, that's not how it works. You let me join you, then I give you the information. Otherwise I rally the Terran fleet, and we destroy you.
yeeeahhhh, we let you join, you give us the information, we kill you....where do you have to time to call the Terran fleet between giving us the info and us killing you?
The_Oracle: Hello aliens. I am a misanthropic human with an immense hatred towards humanity; if I provide you with access into the defense mainframe, will you let me join you? :P
How about we promise to let you join us, you give us the information and then we kill you? Seems to work in the movies.
Dual Motherships = win.
Ah-ah-ah, that's not how it works. You let me join you, then I give you the information. Otherwise I rally the Terran fleet, and we destroy you.
*sigh*
Very well, very well. I will accept your proposal. But you'll be expected to work the same as all the other aliens! No special treatment!
The_Oracle: Hello aliens. I am a misanthropic human with an immense hatred towards humanity; if I provide you with access into the defense mainframe, will you let me join you? :P
How about we promise to let you join us, you give us the information and then we kill you? Seems to work in the movies.
Dual Motherships = win.
Ah-ah-ah, that's not how it works. You let me join you, then I give you the information. Otherwise I rally the Terran fleet, and we destroy you.
yeeeahhhh, we let you join, you give us the information, we kill you....where do you have to time to call the Terran fleet between giving us the info and us killing you?
when hes in the bathroom duh......do we have bathrooms on our ship?
The_Oracle: Hello aliens. I am a misanthropic human with an immense hatred towards humanity; if I provide you with access into the defense mainframe, will you let me join you? :P
The_Oracle: Hello aliens. I am a misanthropic human with an immense hatred towards humanity; if I provide you with access into the defense mainframe, will you let me join you? :P
How about we promise to let you join us, you give us the information and then we kill you? Seems to work in the movies.
Dual Motherships = win.
Ah-ah-ah, that's not how it works. You let me join you, then I give you the information. Otherwise I rally the Terran fleet, and we destroy you.
yeeeahhhh, we let you join, you give us the information, we kill you....where do you have to time to call the Terran fleet between giving us the info and us killing you?
when hes in the bathroom duh......do we have bathrooms on our ship?
no, we don't excrete, we just have bad smelling sweat.
The_Oracle: Hello aliens. I am a misanthropic human with an immense hatred towards humanity; if I provide you with access into the defense mainframe, will you let me join you? :P
How about we promise to let you join us, you give us the information and then we kill you? Seems to work in the movies.
Dual Motherships = win.
Ah-ah-ah, that's not how it works. You let me join you, then I give you the information. Otherwise I rally the Terran fleet, and we destroy you.
yeeeahhhh, we let you join, you give us the information, we kill you....where do you have to time to call the Terran fleet between giving us the info and us killing you?
when hes in the bathroom duh......do we have bathrooms on our ship?
no, we don't excrete, we just have bad smelling sweat.
Yarr, the Space Pirates will fight with Aliens. Avast me mateys! Move yer chitinous hides! Der's a-pillagin' and a-plunderin' ter be done. Let's git dem surface lubbing dogs!
the lekgolo are WAY cooler then the sangheli.