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Beat Writer
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Aliens! I have slain many of your comrades, as I speak now my army is devouring their brains!

Gone Gonzo
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I fail to see how dojos and boats are gonna stand up to this.

Beat Writer
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All will fall under the Alien armies, resistance is futile.

Gone Gonzo
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Lord Cthulu.

He was an alien. Sort of.

On the Record
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The Brood Skeleaalsz has just earned its first decisive victory against the weak, pitiful Ninja scum. Whereever they may try to run and hide, our thermo-eyes will find them...

EDIT: Oh, and its first loss. Damn.

On the Record
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I'm an alien..so.. ummm,, what happens now?

On the Record
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Now, you go fight! Side by side with the other aliens!

Gone Gonzo
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I bring forth good new, fellow superior beings. One battle against pirates have been won. One more step towards our inevitable victory

Gone Gonzo
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miracleofsound:
I'm an alien..so.. ummm,, what happens now?

go to genre wars!

Gone Gonzo
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miracleofsound:
I'm an alien..so.. ummm,, what happens now?

You must go C'jit the petty human race!

Gone Gonzo
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MUST PURGE THE XENOS!

Anonymous Source
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I am an alien. Anyone care to tell me what this means? lol

Beat Writer
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia-fhtagn! Ia-R'lyeh! Ia-Cthulhu!
That is not dead which can lie forever dreameth! Hear me, Lord of Dreams! The Deep Ones kneweth thy secret name, the Hydra knoweth thy lair! Dagon shall break thy accursed bonds, and thy kingdom shall rise once more! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Dread the rising of The Nightmare Corpse-City of R'lyeh and awakening of Great Cthulhu!
Nothing of this dimension, nay, this order of existence can stand to the mindless fury of the Great Old One and his Star-Spawn! The Elder Things and their Shoggoth's fell, so too will you all! Ia! Cthulhu!

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Two more victories for Brood Skeleaalsz, both robots and pirates have been driven back!

Gone Gonzo
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zettanova:
I am an alien. Anyone care to tell me what this means? lol

Uhh, that means you're an alien...I guess?

Infamous Scribbler
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all your brains are belong to us. go zombies.....you read this so you are now infected.

Gone Gonzo
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cabooze:
all your brains are belong to us. go zombies.....you read this so you are now infected.

umm zombies eat human flesh. we are aliens. think what would happen were you to bite into an alien.... image

Gone Gonzo
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cabooze:
all your brains are belong to us. go zombies.....you read this so you are now infected.

Yet another proof how superior we're the human rase. We're too good, to contract any kinds of sick deseases

Press Junketeer
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What's with the lack of Aliens in the battlefield? I a the only one I see.
Come on, extraterrestrial fellas! Show them what the oldest sci-fi is made of!

BANNED
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As a human and non-alien I would suggest that anyone claiming to be an alien should decist from such activities before a finely sharpened bayonet finds its way into their nasal passage.

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Gone Gonzo
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Intruders!
Fellow superior beings! Annalihate!

Gone Gonzo
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DarkNikorasu:
As a human and non-alien I would suggest that anyone claiming to be an alien should decist from such activities before a finely sharpened bayonet finds its way into their nasal passage.

bayonets? now im shaking....oh wait! ill just pull out my
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Lullabye:

DarkNikorasu:
As a human and non-alien I would suggest that anyone claiming to be an alien should decist from such activities before a finely sharpened bayonet finds its way into their nasal passage.

bayonets? now im shaking....oh wait! ill just pull out my
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Foolish alien, hath thou not seen independence day? All i need to do is find a drunk redneck to fly into your spaceship. Come now, stop being morons. Grow up and stop pretending to be aliens before I actually start taking mad vengeance on your families.

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Muckraker
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Good luck finding the Ninjas.

For all you know, we've already stealthily hijacked a UFO back to your planet and killed your leader. Once again, good luck finding us.

*Smoke bomb*

Gone Gonzo
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DarkNikorasu:

Lullabye:

DarkNikorasu:
As a human and non-alien I would suggest that anyone claiming to be an alien should decist from such activities before a finely sharpened bayonet finds its way into their nasal passage.

bayonets? now im shaking....oh wait! ill just pull out my
image

Foolish alien, hath thou not seen independence day? All i need to do is find a drunk redneck to fly into your spaceship. Come now, stop being morons. Grow up and stop pretending to be aliens before I actually start taking mad vengeance on your families.

right, crap, well just bcause that didn't work doesn't mean you won't need to image hitchhike on outta here when we get our shit back together...if you catch my drift....

Anonymous Source
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Fraught:

zettanova:
I am an alien. Anyone care to tell me what this means? lol

Uhh, that means you're an alien...I guess?

ah right, I should better get to doing some alien-type things then.

Gone Gonzo
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Yes! i finally got us into the TOP TEN! no need to thank me im just doing my duty as a alien soldier.

Gone Gonzo
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yes, i just beat the 2nd best guy! Finally aliens get the respect they deserve!

Infamous Scribbler
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Lullabye:

cabooze:
all your brains are belong to us. go zombies.....you read this so you are now infected.

umm zombies eat human flesh. we are aliens. think what would happen were you to bite into an alien.... image

................have you seen a boomer??

Gone Gonzo
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cabooze:

Lullabye:

cabooze:
all your brains are belong to us. go zombies.....you read this so you are now infected.

umm zombies eat human flesh. we are aliens. think what would happen were you to bite into an alien.... image

................have you seen a boomer??

the locust kind(aliens) or the l4d kind cause yeah, and the only one that would stand a chance is the alien boomer. a l4d tank might be a viable opponent...

Infamous Scribbler
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You marklars will rue the marklar that you messed with the marklars.

Infamous Scribbler
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so I suppose you wouldn't be infected after being covered with L4D boomer gook? and btw aliens (from the movie aliens) mostly use the: eat the enemy tactic.....that's pretty much like pouring up a cup of plutonium for lunch.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 31 Mar 2008

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We are Legion
We are many, yet we are one.
Though we serve, we are not servants.
Your flesh is a design flaw.
You are an abnormality, a chance occurance in nature.
We will correct that abnormality.
We are perfection in all forms.

We are faster, we are stronger, we are better.
We are the Machines,
and all hope for you is now lost

Muckraker
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Joined: 12 Apr 2009

Bring on the zombies, ninjas or any other abominations. We long for combat!!!

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 9 Nov 2008

ace_of_something:
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I fail to see how dojos and boats are gonna stand up to this.

Looks like I'm on the winning side :)

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