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Gone Gonzo
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RAWR!

On the Record
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For the Space Squid!

Gone Gonzo
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The angel of Death has been abroad throughout the land: you may almost hear the beating of his wings.

In the end all who oppose us will die, adding to our ranks, our legion.

Death is inevitable.

The Zombie horde cannot be defeated for the dead outnumber the living, you cannot kill that is already dead, we cannot lose.

There is a remedy for everything but death, which will be sure to lay us out flat some time or other.

Gone Gonzo
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Neosage:

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The angel of Death has been abroad throughout the land: you may almost hear the beating of his wings.

In the end all who oppose us will die, adding to our ranks, our legion.

Death is inevitable.

The Zombie horde cannot be defeated for the dead outnumber the living, you cannot kill that is already dead, we cannot lose.

There is a remedy for everything but death, which will be sure to lay us out flat some time or other.

we dont need to kill you. we'll just teleport you to some barren desert planet where you can decay in peace. also you can kill zombies. you are not the living dead, you are the product of a virus. unless you are the magic kind o zombies in which case i just do what i said b4.

Press Junketeer
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The Quiet Killer is amongst your ranks

Slashing at his foes judging none, and taking all.

Darting amongst the shadows toying with his prey

Soon you breath your last breath, see your last sight

The Quiet Killer is amongst your ranks.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 9 Mar 2009

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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do

I'm half crazy all for the love of you

It won't be a stylish marriage

I can't afford a carriage

But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

Gone Gonzo
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Ah yes, I'm an alien. The only logical solution.

Note to the other factions: you have the wrong thread. :) Thankyou.

Gone Gonzo
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The army of the Strogg will crush all opposers. The Makron will be pleased.

On the Record
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I see barley anyone playing Aliens. I guess they just can't handle the amount of awesome we have.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Star ship hivo reporting in

Infamous Scribbler
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All will bow to the alien Hive

Gone Gonzo
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Marklar, continue the marklar!

Gone Gonzo
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I am sorry, my fellow superior rase. I have failed you. The internet on my intergalactic ship, is being turned off by my boss. So I don't have control over my forces, and will then not be able to move us to the inevitable victory. I do however trust that you will

Anonymous Source
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By preforming the so called "Personality Test" multiple times, it has become clear that I am most similar to an Alien. So I shall cooperate with the results and join the "Aliens".

No organic life-form from the planet called "Earth" shall be able to resist our onslaught! My fleet stands ready to begin the immanent invasion.

Gone Gonzo
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Spawn more Overlords!

Pulitzer Laureate
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Dommyboy:
Spawn more Overlords!

Yee teeny freaks be no match for the like of we! Stand yer ground, scum!

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 20 Jul 2008

Spleeni:

Dommyboy:
Spawn more Overlords!

Yee teeny freaks be no match for the like of we! Stand yer ground, scum!

You have a picture of a hydralisk yet you're a pirate. Almost as mad as Sparta, or as we call it, Marklar.

On the Record
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Spleeni:

Dommyboy:
Spawn more Overlords!

Yee teeny freaks be no match for the like of we! Stand yer ground, scum!

Pirate Zerg? What?

Paperboy
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Joined: 14 Apr 2009

WHAT THE FLAGNAR

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 12 Jun 2008

Hisss Our legions stand ready, none shall be able to resist our glourious might as we crush all who oppose us under our heels Hisss

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 28 Apr 2008

well my fellow aliens, time to finally destroy the human race.

Better get my probe warmed up.

Princeps senatus:

gibboss28:
It would appear I'm an alien... So now what?

Want to chip in for a new ship I'm going to buy? I already have a deathray we can mount on it.

I have some fuzzy dice we can put up in front

Anonymous Source
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Joined: 31 Mar 2009

If I contribute a crew of random laser wielding characters can I come?

Muckraker
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Joined: 20 Mar 2009

Their destruction is the will of the gods and we are their instrument

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 24 Feb 2009

Dommyboy:
Marklar reporting in!

Marklar marklaring in as well, marklar.

May marklar marklar the marklar out of those marklaring marklars.

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 27 Dec 2008

Mates, mates, mates: I've got bad news for ya.

The Mobile Infantry- NOT FROM THE MOVIE!!!!!! Those wusses are pathetic li'l doormats which you could replace with a goat for just as much effect and half the cost. I'm talkin' about the ones in the BOOK: yeah, that's right, the ones in giant battlesuits, with atomic-warhead missiles and stuff!

Read Robert A. Heinlein's masterpiece and tell of an alien race that could truly crush that!

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 20 Jul 2008

x15360:
If I contribute a crew of random laser wielding characters can I come?

Sure! The more the marklier.

Lukirre:

Dommyboy:
Marklar reporting in!

Marklar marklaring in as well, marklar.

May marklar marklar the marklar out of those marklaring marklars.

Got any spare marklars on you?

Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 5 Jul 2008

Internet Kraken:

Spleeni:

Dommyboy:
Spawn more Overlords!

Yee teeny freaks be no match for the like of we! Stand yer ground, scum!

Pirate Zerg? What?

Dommyboy:

Spleeni:

Dommyboy:
Spawn more Overlords!

Yee teeny freaks be no match for the like of we! Stand yer ground, scum!

You have a picture of a hydralisk yet you're a pirate. Almost as mad as Sparta, or as we call it, Marklar.

I love all generes! Especially pirate Zerg.

*YA-HISS*

On the Record
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Joined: 18 Mar 2009

Dommyboy:

x15360:
If I contribute a crew of random laser wielding characters can I come?

Sure! The more the marklier.

Lukirre:

Dommyboy:
Marklar reporting in!

Marklar marklaring in as well, marklar.

May marklar marklar the marklar out of those marklaring marklars.

Got any spare marklars on you?

No I marklared them to marklar last marklar.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 461
Joined: 2 Sep 2008

Um...domo arigato...Mr. Roboto?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 20 Jul 2008

Internet Kraken:

Dommyboy:

x15360:
If I contribute a crew of random laser wielding characters can I come?

Sure! The more the marklier.

Lukirre:

Dommyboy:
Marklar reporting in!

Marklar marklaring in as well, marklar.

May marklar marklar the marklar out of those marklaring marklars.

Got any spare marklars on you?

No I marklared them to marklar last marklar.

What about the marklars that I marklared you last marklar? Or ol' Marklar at Marklar.

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 16 Apr 2008

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1885
Joined: 17 Dec 2008

Portal - GLaDOS

Believe me, we are still alive.

We feel fantastic and we're still alive.

While you're dying, we'll be still alive.

And when you're dead we will be still alive. . .

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 15 Aug 2008

The other armies will tremble at the might of the galactic federation!

On the Record
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Joined: 18 Mar 2009

Sporky111:
Portal - GLaDOS

Believe me, we are still alive.

We feel fantastic and we're still alive.

While you're dying, we'll be still alive.

And when you're dead we will be still alive. . .

Pffft, you robots have been ruined by weeaboos. Our marklar remains strong.

Muckraker
Posts: 263
Joined: 11 Mar 2009

*activates translation device*
Hello, fellow aliens. And hello, everybody who isn't an alien. I'd like to say that while pirates and ninjas are specifically Earth sides, Aliens consist of any alien anywhere in the universe. Robots? Maybe some competition there. Come on guys, we're a ton of different races. We have no weak spots. How are you going to kill our leader when we actually have over one hundred of them, all united for a cause? The only reason we're bothering attacking this puny "Earth" is that you people have plastered silly posters on the otherwise clean walls of our ships.
*warning: translation device power lowering*
The bpi-de is near, and though you may be very kwei indeed, in the end you are nothing more than tarei hsan.
*translation device shuts down entirely*
C'jit!

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