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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2656 Joined: 20 Jul 2008     | |
Paperboy  Posts: 39 Joined: 14 Apr 2009     | I think robots and aliens should be temporary allies; we fight to conquer the human race and have technology far superior to any other faction. |
Beat Writer Posts: 192 Joined: 17 Nov 2008     | I joined aliens. Why? How the fuck do you beat an army of Yuatja? That's why. |
On the Record  Posts: 5238 Joined: 18 Mar 2009     | How come there aren't any Aliens in the top rankings? Come on guys, get to fighting! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2633 Joined: 30 Sep 2008   |
You underestimate human tenacity and ingenuity. Plus We have biological warfare. And seeing as Earth bacteria is so vastly different from what your used to you stand no chance. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 437 Joined: 22 May 2008     | EXTERMINATE! |
Muckraker  Posts: 263 Joined: 11 Mar 2009     |
Oh, so are you suggesting that every one of these races has spent our time on our respective planets, researching moon dust like the humans? You think that we've bonded over two minutes? Our leaders gathered, shook hands, and that was that? No, invasions take careful planning. I won't reveal our secrets...but we know a lot more about humans than you may know. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2633 Joined: 30 Sep 2008 |
No I'm merely suggesting that you will all fail miserably. Because I say so. I have that much power at my disposal. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 97 Joined: 27 Dec 2008   |
Furthermore (and this is a point that I've made to friends many times before), in the event of an alien invasion, Earth's varied climatew will work to our advantage. As aliens will often come from planets with a predominate climate conditions, such as ice worlds or or worlds of great heat. Therefore, when these aliens land, they will wish to land in an environment that suits their unique physical needs- not realizing that only a small portion of the earth actually fits that description. Thus, the surviving humans could simply move to a new area with a climate completely incompatible to the alien life-forms. Of course, this is assuming that the aliens even BREATH OXYGEN. If they don't? Well, then this war'll be hell on *snickers* EARTH for'em! Also, I'm assuming that by this point, the governments of the world have already begun training of a corps of psychic soldiers to combat the alien technology... And that I'm one of them. Remember this, alien aggressors: you can shield your fragile carcasses from our raging guns with walking tombs of steel, but your minds shall never be safe! Not so long as thou art sentient shall thy thoughts and fears be free! Et cetera, et cetera! |
On the Record Posts: 5238 Joined: 18 Mar 2009 |
Well can YOU breathe in space? I thought not. |
Muckraker  Posts: 239 Joined: 10 Feb 2009    | you space scum don't stand a chance against us pirates! har har har. You all gonna 'ave to walk the plank some day! |
Paperboy Posts: 42 Joined: 14 Apr 2009  | What sucks about aliens is my 5 mother ships with huge cannons got beaten by rotting corpses :( |
Paperboy Posts: 42 Joined: 14 Apr 2009 | aint you guys seen mars attacks? |
Muckraker Posts: 263 Joined: 11 Mar 2009 |
Hey, not meaning to be rude or anything, but what about aliens who swim? We seem to be classifying aliens as anything that isn't from Earth, and there's more than one race on any given planet. Seeing as this is the case, I'm pretty certain that there are a lot of aliens that can swim though liquid. It sort of defeats the purpose of walking the plank into an ocean if we're just going to stab your ship to make it sink. What was it...? Oh yes, Davy Jones. Prepare to meet him, if that's what you call it... |
Muckraker Posts: 239 Joined: 10 Feb 2009 |
why are you all talking fancylike like that? meself i prefer another bottle of rum! |
Muckraker Posts: 263 Joined: 11 Mar 2009 | Hey, my fellow aliens, some of you seem to be attacking me. Am I supposed to just fight other aliens, or...? |
Muckraker  Posts: 245 Joined: 28 Jan 2009   | 0100010101011000010101000100010101010010010011010100100101001110010000010101010001000101 |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4941 Joined: 10 Jan 2009    | Hmmm. Aliens have brains, right? They do? Ok then: BRAAAAAAAINS. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 480 Joined: 25 Dec 2008   | In the words of the Robot's mechanical prophet "BITE MY SHY SHINY METAL ASS, MEAT BAG!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2656 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 |
Hows acid spitting aliens biting you work for you then? |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 520 Joined: 21 Jan 2009   | we must get our torturer back he has done his part takes rick astly to his home planet before invasion |
Beat Writer  Posts: 192 Joined: 6 Mar 2009  | Metal gear! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2656 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 | Do Flood count as aliens or zombies? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3778 Joined: 29 Dec 2007    | We Serve The Queen! Hive in this case but whatever. |
Paperboy  Posts: 34 Joined: 16 Mar 2009     | ALL SHALL HAIL DOWN TO THE ALIEN SUPPRESORS AND SHALL DIE UNDER OUR SUPREME LASERZZZ!! |
Paperboy Posts: 34 Joined: 16 Mar 2009 |
Aliens, as they are parasites from another world. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 376 Joined: 19 Aug 2008 | gggggggrrrrllll... SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 97 Joined: 27 Dec 2008 |
Why would we need to? This is a ground war, my friend. I mean, when was the last time you read sci-fi and an alien invasion WASN'T a ground invasion? Actually, that sort of reminds me of a book I'm readin called Orphanage, wherein multiple cities are destroyed by massive projectiles fired by a slug-like race operating from a foward base on the moon of Ganymede. Don't think this means you've won, though: When that occurred, What we humans did was take together every orphan from the war so far that volunteered, train them, and send them out on a massive spaceship to take the fight to the Slugs. Mankind cannot be forced to bow its head in defeat! When will you aliens realize this? |
On the Record  Posts: 5164 Joined: 3 Mar 2008     | Go figure, I'm coming 9th on the leaderboard, the 2nd best Alien there is! Sorry, just had to brag. Anyway, I've been doing my part for the |
Muckraker  Posts: 285 Joined: 29 Apr 2008  |
Fine. I'll have your head on a served up on a plate then. Together we will crush your puny planet once and for all! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1489 Joined: 9 Mar 2009   | 
You built us to be perfect To achieve what you could not Maybe you built us to be too perfect Because now we have done what you could not We have become immortal |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2942 Joined: 4 Oct 2008  | 
We are Legion We are faster, we are stronger, we are better. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 494 Joined: 4 Aug 2008 | The synthetics are gaining far too much power. It's time for the most superior faction of organics to rise from the ashes, like the triumphant phoenix of human mythology. Come, let us remove these filth from the war. We have mastered space travel, you are no math for us; your desires for victory, much like your feeble minds, are artificial. Our will is true, there shall be none of your kind remaining, save for your intellectually insignificant cousins, those we enslave for routine domestic maintenance. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 177 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 |
Our knvorz-infantry uses the allmighty shield of knag'thar. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 97 Joined: 27 Dec 2008 |
You apparently didn't notice what I edited in shortly after first putting up that idea: namely, you didn't notice the whole "corps of elite psychic warriors" stuff. Well, I figure that since practically every alien and their tentacled granny are coming at us, we humans should get something to help with the defense, and since we can't just get better guns, since we're not sure if your technology can stop it or not, I'm taking the sneaky route and going with a highly-trained corps of elite psykers. Who are, on average, capable of ripping apart an M1 Abrams main battle tank like a Christmas present, and chucking an artillery piece 100 yards through the air with their minds. I don't care what you say- when you boyos come, you'd better be prepared for HELL, 'cuz those psykers are gonna be on the front lines. And early reports put the corps's manpower at around 85,000 personnel, supported by millions of trained soldiers and the finest technology that Earth can muster. With 85,000 highly-trained psychic killing machines and enough soldiers to populate Los Angeles, New York, and Washington, D.C. combined, you know what? I think we can take you on. |
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A planet of divided humans versus the hordes and hordes of Alien races. Robots and Zombies are the only real threat to the aliens.