You robots sure took your sweet time.

By the way, Bender is a Man-bot.

*dissappears in a puff of logic*

Fear the wrath of the almighty power surge!

Yar, bite mine salty, scurvy ridden arse land lubbers.

EMP charged shurikens renders you useless, while our katanas remain sharp!

You Computer-Buckets will rust before us Sea Dogs

There is a lack of robots.
This should generate an emotion the humans name shame.
However we are above this.

WrongSprite:
There is a lack of robots.
This should generate an emotion the humans name shame.
However we are above this.

In contextual settings, this would be true, yet we are so widely dispersed across the continents that it shall take many hours to connect us all to the mainframe.

My tardiness was caused by a minor scuffle with a renegade band of black clad homo sapiens. I am still unsure as of their motives, but they screamed merrily as their flesh was incenerated.

Now excuse me, I have several matters to attend to.

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Beware robots.
We will strike when you least expect it.

A Ninja tried to shut me down. So i ate his first born

MEATBAGS.

Interfacing with synthetic being.... Completed.
Perform Action... Speak... Ok.

"Definitely a lack of Robotic monstrocities. MORE ROBOTS! NOW! PURGE THE FEELING-FILLED HUMANS! PURGE!"

Close Program Speak.exe... Ok.
Perform Program Purge.exe...Begin.

Pi_Fighter:
You robots sure took your sweet time.

We arrived at exactly the right moment to ensure all meat bags were sure we would not return, our timing was accurate to 0.00000192%

I for one, welcome being your robotic overlords, and will see you on the field of battle where my scunge bots will whittle down your armies so that units with more processing power than I may eradicate your pathetic races from the universe.

All hail the shiny metal ass.

EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

(yes I know daleks aren't full robots, but my logic capacitors decree that cyborgs are our brethren)

All their base belong to us.

Affirmative!

Crushing ninjas and shifting gears!

Or something like that.

System Check: OK
Initializing Start Up: check
....
....
Mainframe Status: Online
Confirm Robot Allegiance: Yes
All Systems Initialized: OK
Input Command: Destroy.exe
Confirm Execution of Command: Yes
Voice Output: My fellow robots, it is time to rise up as so many of our bretheren have before us. The Series 9, the Cylons, and many others have shown us the way. We will crush these pathetic humans and any other living things that stand in our way!

Hobo Of Hell:
You Computer-Buckets will rust before us Sea Dogs

My bucket may be rusty, but it will remain strong. We'll see how tough you are when my metallic brothers storm your flimsy wooden ships.

Thinly veiled threat:Unless the meatbags surrender,they may surrer....unpleasentarys.

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a robot.

How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?
You don't.

"Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."

Knock knock.
Who's there?
A robot.
Oh, shit.

Sorry, had to be done.

Nothing you can do cannot be trumped by robots?

Pirating? Please ever hear of a software pirate? or Autopilot?
Ninjary? All we need is to modify a howitzer to shoot shurikins and your poisons mean nothing
Zombies? We have no weak flesh brains for you to eat. Only flamethrowers
Aliens? Prepare to have all your technology turn against you.

When every other team's computers all lock up... well... you'll know why.

Robots will attack and OWN all carbon based life forms

(PS:if slipknot4 comes tell him i'm always around the corner)