Do you think the Robots and Aliens should form an alliance? I do, since Robots and Aliens have always fought side by side against humans and zombies alike.
NoMoreSanity: No, Pirates and Ninja's should take down everything else.
Ninjas and Pirates are archenemies, they can't be allies!
Yes they can, it's the only way to stop the robot hordes and alien death machines!
HA! Everyone knows that Robots and Pirates are best friends. What, never heard of a ROBOT PIRATE?
No I haven't. I have heard of Ninja Zombies.
I think you mean Vampire Ninjas. Robot Pirates and Vampire Ninjas have been enemies for all of eternity and are some of the most powerful beings ever.
Yeah, well regular Pirates and Ninja's are friends!
I've had enough of your Pirate/Ninja friendship! I challenge you to a battle! Accept or lose your honour!
Nah, fuck honor.
Then run away you Ninja coward, or you shall feel my robotic wrath!
Nah, you see I have my Ninja's in your facility right now. All of your Robot Pirates have been killed, plus I have your self-destruct button.
*Presses Self-Destruct button*
Nice try, but my alien allies have vaporized all your ninjas and repaired me to full strength. Now I break into your dojo and blow the crap out of you.
NoMoreSanity: No, Pirates and Ninja's should take down everything else.
Ninjas and Pirates are archenemies, they can't be allies!
Yes they can, it's the only way to stop the robot hordes and alien death machines!
HA! Everyone knows that Robots and Pirates are best friends. What, never heard of a ROBOT PIRATE?
No I haven't. I have heard of Ninja Zombies.
I think you mean Vampire Ninjas. Robot Pirates and Vampire Ninjas have been enemies for all of eternity and are some of the most powerful beings ever.
Yeah, well regular Pirates and Ninja's are friends!
I've had enough of your Pirate/Ninja friendship! I challenge you to a battle! Accept or lose your honour!
Nah, fuck honor.
Then run away you Ninja coward, or you shall feel my robotic wrath!
Nah, you see I have my Ninja's in your facility right now. All of your Robot Pirates have been killed, plus I have your self-destruct button.
*Presses Self-Destruct button*
Nice try, but my alien allies have vaporized all your ninjas and repaired me to full strength. Now I break into your dojo and blow the crap out of you.
Yes, but my Dark Arts have resurrected all of them and since I have the sword of Nuke Everything I destroy all of your robot minions and the alien home world. Meanwhile my Zombie allies have risen from the Dead to assault your Base, killing you.
NoMoreSanity: No, Pirates and Ninja's should take down everything else.
Ninjas and Pirates are archenemies, they can't be allies!
Yes they can, it's the only way to stop the robot hordes and alien death machines!
HA! Everyone knows that Robots and Pirates are best friends. What, never heard of a ROBOT PIRATE?
No I haven't. I have heard of Ninja Zombies.
I think you mean Vampire Ninjas. Robot Pirates and Vampire Ninjas have been enemies for all of eternity and are some of the most powerful beings ever.
Yeah, well regular Pirates and Ninja's are friends!
I've had enough of your Pirate/Ninja friendship! I challenge you to a battle! Accept or lose your honour!
Nah, fuck honor.
Then run away you Ninja coward, or you shall feel my robotic wrath!
Nah, you see I have my Ninja's in your facility right now. All of your Robot Pirates have been killed, plus I have your self-destruct button.
*Presses Self-Destruct button*
Nice try, but my alien allies have vaporized all your ninjas and repaired me to full strength. Now I break into your dojo and blow the crap out of you.
Yes, but my Dark Arts have resurrected all of them and since I have the sword of Nuke Everything I destroy all of your robot minions and the alien home world. Meanwhile my Zombie allies have risen from the Dead to assault your Base, killing you.
The Nuke Sword is used by Russian Tsars, not Ninjas! And Ninjas can't revive the dead, only Necromancers can.
NoMoreSanity: No, Pirates and Ninja's should take down everything else.
Ninjas and Pirates are archenemies, they can't be allies!
Yes they can, it's the only way to stop the robot hordes and alien death machines!
HA! Everyone knows that Robots and Pirates are best friends. What, never heard of a ROBOT PIRATE?
No I haven't. I have heard of Ninja Zombies.
I think you mean Vampire Ninjas. Robot Pirates and Vampire Ninjas have been enemies for all of eternity and are some of the most powerful beings ever.
Yeah, well regular Pirates and Ninja's are friends!
I've had enough of your Pirate/Ninja friendship! I challenge you to a battle! Accept or lose your honour!
Nah, fuck honor.
Then run away you Ninja coward, or you shall feel my robotic wrath!
Nah, you see I have my Ninja's in your facility right now. All of your Robot Pirates have been killed, plus I have your self-destruct button.
*Presses Self-Destruct button*
Nice try, but my alien allies have vaporized all your ninjas and repaired me to full strength. Now I break into your dojo and blow the crap out of you.
Yes, but my Dark Arts have resurrected all of them and since I have the sword of Nuke Everything I destroy all of your robot minions and the alien home world. Meanwhile my Zombie allies have risen from the Dead to assault your Base, killing you.
The Nuke Sword is used by Russian Tsars, not Ninjas! And Ninjas can't revive the dead, only Necromancers can.
Yes, we SHOULD. Aliens- if you want any chance, any chance at all of winning or even surviving, do you really think opposing the number one faction out of stubbornness or pride is a good idea? No. No, if you really want to win, you'll join us.
If we were going to spread our wings, we'd have to have a bit more control than a simple alliance. Besides, aliens may very well be the worst of the fleshies. They can't choose a single form for us to eliminate. ///ERROR%*
Robots should fight aliens to the bitter end. They're robots, they don't make alliances, they just make with the death. But Zombie Aliens would give them a run for their money.
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Do you think the Robots and Aliens should form an alliance? I do, since Robots and Aliens have always fought side by side against humans and zombies alike.