Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 703 Joined: 24 May 2009     | |
BANNED  Posts: 521 Joined: 31 Oct 2009   | "God is abviously a Chinese man who called Mohamed. Do you know how many Chinese people / Mohameds are there?" User was banned for: Poll: Israel v. Palestine: Round One. (Permanent) |
On the Record  Posts: 6000 Joined: 2 Nov 2007     | Why would a Monotheistic god have a gender at all? |
On the Record  Posts: 5074 Joined: 21 May 2009     | Does that mean God is a lesbian, with fertilized sperm somewhere... |
Master Archivist  Posts: 8794 Joined: 22 Aug 2008     | |
Nobel Laureate  Posts: 20307 Joined: 11 Jul 2009     |
I knew you were put that. I just knew it. OT: Uh, He can be whatever we want him to look like? I see him as altleast male looking |
On the Record Posts: 6000 Joined: 2 Nov 2007 |
Hm, she has breasts and an E-guitar. |
Master Archivist Posts: 8794 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 |
Fashion! Because it totally goes with her outfit. She has a full band you know.
I am nothing if not slightly predictable; with a thread like this, it would be unusual for me not to, don't you think? |
Nobel Laureate Posts: 20307 Joined: 11 Jul 2009 |
Very true, on both accounts. |
On the Record Posts: 6000 Joined: 2 Nov 2007 |
Well, I do now. |
Master Archivist Posts: 8794 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 |
No, no. Though KyoAni (The people who did Haruhi) have put out a 'rock band' anime by the name of K-ON! which is pretty goddamn decent if I do say so. Haruhi fills in for the guitar/vocals part of a band during a school festival and decides to form her own band afterwards, though little is actually seen of it :P The voice actress who does Haruhi (Aya Hirano) is fairly accomplished to say the least and sang the outro to the series among others. To stay remotely on topic: If the Judaeo-Christian God does exist, I'm fairly certain that s/he can have whatever genitalia they want whenever they want. Probably comes with being an omnipotent being, you know? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2321 Joined: 23 Oct 2008 | hmmmm.....random outbursts that don't make sense. check. ya, god is definitely a woman. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 676 Joined: 20 Sep 2008    | Most dieties through history have been female or male or neither. Christianity is so blantantly sexist that it's a joke. Pagan religions often had female dieties and male though the worship to the female would be highly prominent. This is why polytheism is better than monotheism because then you aren't missing a gender. However, if monotheist, God should be a female cause females give birth. It's more symbolic than having it a bloody male, which makes no sense to me. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 738 Joined: 25 Dec 2008 |
Damn straight god is female. EDIT: For the sake of being relevant, and so that my Theology classes will not have gone to waste, I will say this: Official Catholic dogma states that God "cannot be perceived by the human mind, or by human imagination". It's not that God is male or female, its that we can't possibly imagine, and that we've settled on the use of a male pronoun after thousands of years. And if you are going to go with "testicles on the outside hurr hurr" argument, then lets look to SCIENCE! for the answers. Sperm cells are very heat sensitive. It doesn't take them too long after entering the vaginal tunnel/whateverthepropertermis for them to start dying off. It has to be so: otherwise, where would the other sperm cells go? So, nature dictates that the sack goes outside the body. Of course they shrivel up when its cold- how else will it keep warm? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1992 Joined: 18 Sep 2008  |
Is it bad that I wanna fuck you god? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3346 Joined: 24 Aug 2009   |
...Japanese Hannah Montana? |
PROBATION  Posts: 922 Joined: 6 Aug 2009   | Why does this mean it's necessarily a female? That's a logical fallacy. Or, there's the alternative that there is no god. always that. User was put on probation for: The Tea Party makes me /facepalm. (3 days) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 486 Joined: 14 Oct 2009   |
NEVER! /atrophy PS: if God was a woman, she's have made MEN menstruate, thanks. |
On the Record  Posts: 6583 Joined: 23 Mar 2009   |
There are no words to describe the depths of your blasphemy. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1296 Joined: 21 Mar 2009    |
"Holy fuck!" (That is where that expression comes from, right?) ;) |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 64 Joined: 23 Nov 2009    | If God was a woman she would of made semen taste of chocolate |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 448 Joined: 11 Nov 2008  | If God has a gender its male as the male tense(sp?) is used in the original Hebrew, but I agree he has a nasty sense of humour. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1459 Joined: 6 Jul 2009 |
Preach!!! Testify! I have been converted and have seen the light(anime)! I am a believer! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1215 Joined: 11 Sep 2008   | Where are the Dogma references? I see countless references to anime, but no Dogma. This must be remedied. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1058 Joined: 17 Feb 2009    |
Read the Tao Te Jhing. Not only is God female, but men are the offshoots, not the other way around. You aren't the first, a little man in China 2500 years ago was....heh heh.... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1223 Joined: 21 Feb 2008    |
Um... You do know that the rest of the body actually performs best at around 98 degrees Fahrenheit, right? The location of the testicles is to keep them at a *lower* temperature from the rest of the body. Higher temperature (just a few degrees) can lead to lower sperm count/infertility. I'm not sure where you're getting at with the "the speed sperm stop moving quickly at", but no medical literature I've ever encountered has suggested that a slightly lower temperature for the testicles is a bad thing. Trauma is a bit more difficult to justify, but I'm pretty sure our bodies didn't evolve (nor were made, if you believe in god) specifically with "I'm gonna hop on a board, and try not to nut myself" in mind. |
Master Archivist Posts: 8794 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 |
Give us a couple of generations, we'll see if we can't sort it out. Those with genitals resistant to trauma have the highest chance of reproductive success meaning the resistant genital gene gets passed on and thus evolution! >_> Assuming every single male on the planet takes up skateboarding and hits themselves in the nuts while doing so. /Is it pseudo-science? Maybe! My grasp of biology is slippery at best. I just like the idea of a Resistant Genital Gene. |
On the Record Posts: 6000 Joined: 2 Nov 2007 |
We already evolved a mechanism for that, sort of; it's called the cremasteric reflex. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3768 Joined: 10 Nov 2007   |
Yes. It does not do for humans to come too close to the Outer Gods and especially not their lord, the infinite chaos that is Azathoth (pictured), lest your mind be irrevocably shattered and you left watching the same episode eight fucking times in a row. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1992 Joined: 18 Sep 2008 |
I'll take my chances |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3768 Joined: 10 Nov 2007 | Me, I'm sticking with the IRL version.
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Master Archivist Posts: 8794 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 |
Sadly, you've got about as much chance with her as her anime incarnation. Still... fapfapfapfapfap |
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If there is a Christian God, they are obviously female or have a very nasty sense of humour. It is easily explained, and I ave two prime examples of why with me right now.
Testicles. Oh come on, great idea that, God, "I'll put them on the outside, no one wil kick them there, and they won't get hurt by the slightest knock or get shrivelled in a cold day'
Body temperature is 37degrees Celsius, temperature that Enzymes perform best, and the speed sperm stop moving quickly at, oh look, around 36 degrees. Great one there God.
'Though shalt not put thy lord to the test' is a phrase that I was expecting to come up on this topic. Well, if he had designed male genitals well, we wouldn't need to, would we?
(This has all arrised because I have been on the receiving end of a skateboard to the knackers after a failed pop shove-it, so if I seem really pissed off, I am)