Virginia GOP calls for Civil War II: Electric Boogaloo

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There are not enough facepalms on the internet to express this level of fail.

Stagnant:

Helmholtz Watson:
That is treason, and they should be prosecuted if they are serious.

Yeah, pretty much this. I'm starting to wonder - when can we prosecute people for openly advocating treasonous actions?

I'm pretty sure a good lawyer could get them off on the basis that actually committing treason would require these guys to pry themselves off of their couches.

And yeah, the American public education system is astoundingly bad. Guess who I blame for this. (Hint: The side with all the Creationists and a loathing for 'public' ANYTHING.)

Oh god....

You know, I used to think it was just coincidence that every time Texas's conservatives said or did something insanely right wing, Virginia took it as a dare and tried to one up them.

Now, I'm pretty convinced my state really IS in a contest with Texas. Guh...

GunsmithKitten:
You know, I used to think it was just coincidence that every time Texas's conservatives said or did something insanely right wing, Virginia took it as a dare and tried to one up them.

Now, I'm pretty convinced my state really IS in a contest with Texas. Guh...

Pff, amateurs... Arizona matches your call to treason and civil war, and raises you a Jan Brewer.

If this happens, all i have to say is Albert Wesker was right. They fired his voice actor for drunk dialing and calling the Tea Party retarded and asking what they would do when one of their members goes on a killing spree, but they're openly advocating an armed revolution based on bullshit conspiracy theories that a five year old could disprove. Oh Wesker, we never should have doubted you!

Pyramid Head:
If this happens, all i have to say is Albert Wesker was right. They fired his voice actor for drunk dialing and calling the Tea Party retarded and asking what they would do when one of their members goes on a killing spree, but they're openly advocating an armed revolution based on bullshit conspiracy theories that a five year old could disprove. Oh Wesker, we never should have doubted you!

The Voice Actor's Name is D.C. Douglas who went on to do this soon after:

Diablo1099:
Snip

I actually already knew this and saw the video. Say what you will about Mass Effect and Resident Evil, there's something loveable about D.C Douglas.

arbane:

Stagnant:

Helmholtz Watson:
That is treason, and they should be prosecuted if they are serious.

Yeah, pretty much this. I'm starting to wonder - when can we prosecute people for openly advocating treasonous actions?

I'm pretty sure a good lawyer could get them off on the basis that actually committing treason would require these guys to pry themselves off of their couches.

And yeah, the American public education system is astoundingly bad. Guess who I blame for this. (Hint: The side with all the Creationists and a loathing for 'public' ANYTHING.)

I remember when so much as questioning the legality of something the president did was grounds to be called unpatriotic and treasonous, when that president was Bush and what he was doing was torturing people.

Now apparently advocating armed rebellion if you lose an election is the new patriotic.

God bless the GOP's moving goalposts and memory that's defeated by goldfish.

Diablo1099:

Pyramid Head:
If this happens, all i have to say is Albert Wesker was right. They fired his voice actor for drunk dialing and calling the Tea Party retarded and asking what they would do when one of their members goes on a killing spree, but they're openly advocating an armed revolution based on bullshit conspiracy theories that a five year old could disprove. Oh Wesker, we never should have doubted you!

The Voice Actor's Name is D.C. Douglas who went on to do this soon after:

Oh my god, an actor said something mildly bad about the Tea Party! This requires round the clock coverage!

Ted Nugent? Never heard of him!

Again, god bless the GOP's memory that's defeated regularly by goldfish.

Pyramid Head:

Diablo1099:
Snip

I actually already knew this and saw the video. Say what you will about Mass Effect and Resident Evil, there's something loveable about D.C Douglas.

I know, just putting that out there for those in the thread that don't know him/Haven't seen the Video.

Agema:
There may not be.

After all, if we're talking about what the Virginia Republicans have written, you need to worry about the functionally literate rather than the functionally illiterate.

I worry about the illiterate and the under educated being mislead by those with an interest to twist facts so far that they are almost entirely lies.

Oh, by the way, has anyone else here watched The Newsroom? I really like it...

A little part of me face-palms every time someone calls the US Democrat party 'socialist'.

Donuthole:

Shock and Awe:

arbane:

Well, there's the problem. Seems like they don't recognize ANY Republican loss as 'legitimate'. So, no, they only want to play the game as long as they WIN.

I swear, I've met 5-year-olds more mature than the GOP these days.

Every party out of power does this kind of shit, Democrats did it back when Bush was president and they'll do it if Romney wins.

No, they did not. Democrats only threaten to move to Canada, not call for violent revolution.

So did many republicans when the affordable health care act passed. They did not see the irony.

ClockworkPenguin:
A little part of me face-palms every time someone calls the US Democrat party 'socialist'.

You have to understand that to the current crop of Republicans, "socialist" doesn't actually refer to a specific economic philosophy, it's just a Snarl Word they can easily use to dismiss any government program that doesn't blow up foreigners or put people in jail without the strain of having to think about it.

Vausch:

Donuthole:

Shock and Awe:

Every party out of power does this kind of shit, Democrats did it back when Bush was president and they'll do it if Romney wins.

No, they did not. Democrats only threaten to move to Canada, not call for violent revolution.

So did many republicans when the affordable health care act passed. They did not see the irony.

Keep your government hands off my Medicare!!!1one

Witty Name Here:
I wonder how these Tea Party nuts can even claim to be the most "patriotic" americans.

The south was the last to leave Britain and the First to leave the U.S.

The South has nothing to do with the Tea Party.

arbane:

Elect G-Max:
Well, we have an obviously biased article making claims based on a document that apparently no longer exists.

I'm not impressed.

Ahem.

arbane:

Since they apparently had an attack of sanity and took it down off of their site, here's an archived copy.

Impressed now?

Oh, so it's not even the Virginia GOP, it's just Greene County?

Still not impressed.

arbane:
And yeah, the American public education system is astoundingly bad. Guess who I blame for this. (Hint: The side with all the Creationists and a loathing for 'public' ANYTHING.)

I blame the people who actually make their careers in public education... and who, by the way, are 90% left-leaning.

When blacks are illiterate they're referred to as "under-privileged"

When whites are illiterate they're referred to as "idiots" and "immature"

Racism is apparently a one-way street.

Elect G-Max:

I blame the people who actually make their careers in public education... and who, by the way, are 90% left-leaning.

It would be just spiffing if you could elaborate on the hows and whys of that. Why do you blame them?

ShadowKatt:
When blacks are illiterate they're referred to as "under-privileged"

When whites are illiterate they're referred to as "idiots" and "immature"

Racism is apparently a one-way street.

Conservatives have such a blind spot for race that the only racism they can recognize anymore is alleged racism against white people.

Elect G-Max:
The South has nothing to do with the Tea Party.

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The southern USA is more conservative than the north? Surely not.

Donuthole:

ShadowKatt:
When blacks are illiterate they're referred to as "under-privileged"

When whites are illiterate they're referred to as "idiots" and "immature"

Racism is apparently a one-way street.

Conservatives have such a blind spot for race that the only racism they can recognize anymore is alleged racism against white people.

Which is just silly, because it's impossible to be racist against whites.

Texas is getting right there back in the race for crazypants with Judge Head (heheh):

[Obama] is going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the UN. Okay, what's going to happen when that happens? I'm thinking worst case scenario here. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. We're not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations. We're talking Lexington-Concord take up arms and get rid of the guy.

Now what's going to happen if we do that, if the public decides to do that? He's going to send in U.N. troops - with the little blue beanies. I don't want 'em in Lubbock County. Okay. So I'm going to stand in front of their armored personnel carrier and say 'you're not coming in here'. "And the sheriff, I've already asked him, I said 'you gonna back me' he said, 'yeah, I'll back you.'"

Video in the link for those who want it straight from the Judge's mouth.

ShadowKatt:

Donuthole:

ShadowKatt:
When blacks are illiterate they're referred to as "under-privileged"

When whites are illiterate they're referred to as "idiots" and "immature"

Racism is apparently a one-way street.

Conservatives have such a blind spot for race that the only racism they can recognize anymore is alleged racism against white people.

Which is just silly, because it's impossible to be racist against whites.

Because that's what I said.

Arbane:
(Probably because most of us suspect that a lot of Conservatives will be able to die happy if they get to murder a hippie first...)

This is why there's no legitimate debate on these forums. It's so much a circle jerk of very young, very liberal posters that you can puke out garbage like this and it will be completely ubiquitous. Yes, everyone who disagrees with you is a murderer, or a would-be murderer.

Whoops, Arbane said that, not Shock and Awe.

harmonic:

Arbane:
(Probably because most of us suspect that a lot of Conservatives will be able to die happy if they get to murder a hippie first...)

This is why there's no legitimate debate on these forums. It's so much a circle jerk of very young, very liberal posters that you can puke out garbage like this and it will be completely ubiquitous. Yes, everyone who disagrees with you is a murderer, or a would-be murderer.

Whoops, Arbane said that, not Shock and Awe.

Was about to say....

harmonic:

Arbane:
(Probably because most of us suspect that a lot of Conservatives will be able to die happy if they get to murder a hippie first...)

This is why there's no legitimate debate on these forums. It's so much a circle jerk of very young, very liberal posters that you can puke out garbage like this and it will be completely ubiquitous. Yes, everyone who disagrees with you is a murderer, or a would-be murderer.

Whoops, Arbane said that, not Shock and Awe.

Yeah, it's so terrible that rightwingers get compared to people who say the exact same things they do, but actually kill people.

Have you READ some of the stuff rightwingers have been writing for the last few decades? Ann Coulter springs instantly to mind. The violent fantasies they come up with is scary. It would be MORE scary if I thought the vast majority of them were going to act on them.

And then, once in a while, one of them does. And the hatemongers stand around clucking their tongues and decrying that anyone would ever take their bullshit seriously, and then go back to comparing Obama to Hitler and waiting for the NEXT schizophrenic to pick up a gun.

arbane:
blah

You only see what you want to see. Your team makes death threats, vulgar and heartless statements, has bigots/racists/sexists/criminals, violent low-lives, just like any large group of humans.

harmonic:

arbane:
blah

You only see what you want to see. Your team makes death threats,

BOTH SIDES DOOO IIIT!

Bullshit.
Name three.
Preferably by elected officials blowing smoke about armed rebellion.

arbane:

harmonic:

arbane:
blah

You only see what you want to see. Your team makes death threats,

BOTH SIDES DOOO IIIT!

Bullshit.
Name three.
Preferably by elected officials blowing smoke about armed rebellion.

Google search for 5 seconds. You'll find a lot more than 3.

harmonic:

arbane:

harmonic:

You only see what you want to see. Your team makes death threats,

BOTH SIDES DOOO IIIT!

Bullshit.
Name three.
Preferably by elected officials blowing smoke about armed rebellion.

Google search for 5 seconds. You'll find a lot more than 3.

If its so easy then why not simply post the link instead of telling how to do it?

All I get when using google is a lot of right wing nonsense

Tubez:

If its so easy then why not simply post the link instead of telling how to do it?

Because I'm currently preoccupied with earning a living, and don't feel like holding some kid's hand through a basic task.

harmonic:

Tubez:

If its so easy then why not simply post the link instead of telling how to do it?

Because I'm currently preoccupied with earning a living, and don't feel like holding some kid's hand through a basic task.

Then don't make an argument if you feel it's beneath you to back up your claim.

harmonic:

Tubez:

If its so easy then why not simply post the link instead of telling how to do it?

Because I'm currently preoccupied with earning a living, and don't feel like holding some kid's hand through a basic task.

Ha, I guess that means you couldn't find a link. Not that I really expected anything else from you.

Amnestic:
Texas is getting right there back in the race for crazypants with Judge Head (heheh):

[Obama] is going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the UN. Okay, what's going to happen when that happens? I'm thinking worst case scenario here. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. We're not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations. We're talking Lexington-Concord take up arms and get rid of the guy.

Now what's going to happen if we do that, if the public decides to do that? He's going to send in U.N. troops - with the little blue beanies. I don't want 'em in Lubbock County. Okay. So I'm going to stand in front of their armored personnel carrier and say 'you're not coming in here'. "And the sheriff, I've already asked him, I said 'you gonna back me' he said, 'yeah, I'll back you.'"

Video in the link for those who want it straight from the Judge's mouth.

What's wrong with that? If Obama gives up the sovereignty of the U.S. to the UN, and people start getting up in arms about it, what's wrong with joining them? It's a little silly to think that is inevitably going to happen, but stuff like this?

http://www.infowars.com/obama-and-congress-approve-resolution-that-supports-un-internet-takeover/

That scares me.

Robin Fox:

Amnestic:
Texas is getting right there back in the race for crazypants with Judge Head (heheh):

[Obama] is going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the UN. Okay, what's going to happen when that happens? I'm thinking worst case scenario here. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. We're not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations. We're talking Lexington-Concord take up arms and get rid of the guy.

Now what's going to happen if we do that, if the public decides to do that? He's going to send in U.N. troops - with the little blue beanies. I don't want 'em in Lubbock County. Okay. So I'm going to stand in front of their armored personnel carrier and say 'you're not coming in here'. "And the sheriff, I've already asked him, I said 'you gonna back me' he said, 'yeah, I'll back you.'"

Video in the link for those who want it straight from the Judge's mouth.

What's wrong with that? If Obama gives up the sovereignty of the U.S. to the UN, and people start getting up in arms about it, what's wrong with joining them?

Well, the fact it's completely delusional to imagine it happening, for one thing.

It's like if this guy had made a public speech about how he's ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, only he's comnpletly serious.

Tubez:

harmonic:

Tubez:

If its so easy then why not simply post the link instead of telling how to do it?

Because I'm currently preoccupied with earning a living, and don't feel like holding some kid's hand through a basic task.

Ha, I guess that means you couldn't find a link. Not that I really expected anything else from you.

"Ha"? What are you, a saturday morning cartoon villain? :)

This is the information age. Anyone can get any information on anything in seconds. Try it some time, kiddo.

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