top o the mornin to ya everyone I have a massive problem, a problem of morality going on right now and i hope you guys can give me some advice.
See i've been dating this girl for about 8 months now and it's been going great but recently i went to her house for a BBQ with her family. (Mother, sister and grandmother) At the beginning of the gathering everything was going swell i was saying and doing the right things and making her family laugh, then her grandmother realized we were running out of several items. meat ice sodas and wood etc etc and volunteered to go to the store which was about 30 minute drive to buy some and of course my gf and her sister volunteered to go with her because she is getting a bit old.
when they left i was alone with her mother, she was inside and i was at the BBQ pit working the fire and fajitas then i hear a call from the inside of the house, i go inside of the house and i hear her mother asking if i could give her a hand with something upstairs. When i reached the top of the stairs i see that the door to her bedroom was locked and knocked as anyone would, she said and i quote "come inside and close the door behind you." It sounded a little odd in retrospect but i went in anyway and what do i see when i go inside? her mother stark naked lying on the bed with a lusty smile and a glass of wine.
To put things in perspective she is an incredibly attractive woman with an honestly epic body, so i couldn't resist and we fucked for well over an hour this woman is a total firebrand let me tell ya. after we were done we took a quick shower together and she said that the moment would be our little secret as long as it happened again. needles to say that it has been happening again 5 times to be exact since that day.
now to my question to you guys, should i tell my girlfriend or should i just keep on keeping on? i don't know what to do part of me says to come clean the other says to just keep enjoying her mother but i don't know what to do any advice?
And save the "you're a dirtbag,douche,asshole and other colorful names please just advice on the subject will do. the reason being is that her mother wants me to go over to her house on wednsday because the rest of the fam is going with nana to the doctors for most of the day and she said that she wants a marathon session that day and i don't know what to do to be honest please help your advice will be greatly appreciated.
Vault101: assuming this story is true (it seems far fetched)
Id say eather just jump off this ship early or let it sink...because judging from what I've read (and your attitude) this isnt going to end well
and yeah...its your fault
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Why is the whole rest of her family taking nana to the doctors? Seriously, I want to know. What's so important to attract the entirety of the family except her own daughter?
Yeah, I don't buy this story at all. Even if it's true, it's just an attention grab. You'd know exactly what you need to do and don't need us to tell you.
Well, assuming this is legit (which I'm finding very hard to believe), I'd say try and draw it out for as long as possible since the mother sounds like a goldmine. Still, this is one of those situations where you have to decide for yourself what to do.
BathorysGraveland: Well, assuming this is legit (which I'm finding very hard to believe), I'd say try and draw it out for as long as possible since the mother sounds like a goldmine. Still, this is one of those situations where you have to decide for yourself what to do.
that wouldnt really be the right thing to do
it kind of annoys me the whole "its ok to do because SEX" attitude..but whatever, people are free to do what they want I supose
Vault101: that wouldnt really be the right thing to do
No, it wouldn't. But I would consider it being the beneficial thing to do, in his case. Unless of course he truly loves his girlfriend and is in a relationship that has priorities other than lust and sexual satisfaction. Then it'd be better to simply come clean ASAP.
I swear I read this on one of those Yahoo! Answers Fails sites...
I believe this story about as much as I believe in Scientology.
And on that note...PHA+PGRpdiBzdHlsZT0idGV4dC1hbGlnbjogY2VudGVyOyI+PG9iamVjdCB3aWR0aD0iNDMyIiBoZWlnaHQ9IjI2OCI+PHBhcmFtIG5hbWU9Im1vdmllIiB2YWx1ZT0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS92L2tJZk9qa0IxN0JBJmFwPSUyNTI2Zm10JTNEMTgiPjwvcGFyYW0+PHBhcmFtIG5hbWU9Indtb2RlIiB2YWx1ZT0ib3BhcXVlIj48L3BhcmFtPjxlbWJlZCBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vdi9rSWZPamtCMTdCQSZhcD0lMjUyNmZtdCUzRDE4IiB0eXBlPSJhcHBsaWNhdGlvbi94LXNob2Nrd2F2ZS1mbGFzaCIgd21vZGU9Im9wYXF1ZSIgd2lkdGg9IjQzMiIgaGVpZ2h0PSIyNjgiPjwvZW1iZWQ+PC9vYmplY3Q+PC9kaXY+PC9wPg==
Vault101: that wouldnt really be the right thing to do
No, it wouldn't. But I would consider it being the beneficial thing to do, in his case. Unless of course he truly loves his girlfriend and is in a relationship that has priorities other than lust and sexual satisfaction. Then it'd be better to simply come clean ASAP.
Of course, this is all just my opinions.
I dont think the OP is the kind to come clean, if he was selfish enough to do the deed, if I were the girlfreind Id tell him where to get off
because gentlemen, you have a brain...and belive it or not its on your shoulders not down below (not that I dont get what your saying..Im just saying)
LT Cannibal 68: top o the mornin to ya everyone I have a massive problem, a problem of morality going on right now and i hope you guys can give me some advice.
See i've been dating this girl for about 8 months now and it's been going great but recently i went to her house for a BBQ with her family. (Mother, sister and grandmother) At the beginning of the gathering everything was going swell i was saying and doing the right things and making her family laugh, then her grandmother realized we were running out of several items. meat ice sodas and wood etc etc and volunteered to go to the store which was about 30 minute drive to buy some and of course my gf and her sister volunteered to go with her because she is getting a bit old.
when they left i was alone with her mother, she was inside and i was at the BBQ pit working the fire and fajitas then i hear a call from the inside of the house, i go inside of the house and i hear her mother asking if i could give her a hand with something upstairs. When i reached the top of the stairs i see that the door to her bedroom was locked and knocked as anyone would, she said and i quote "come inside and close the door behind you." It sounded a little odd in retrospect but i went in anyway and what do i see when i go inside? her mother stark naked lying on the bed with a lusty smile and a glass of wine.
To put things in perspective she is an incredibly attractive woman with an honestly epic body, so i couldn't resist and we fucked for well over an hour this woman is a total firebrand let me tell ya. after we were done we took a quick shower together and she said that the moment would be our little secret as long as it happened again. needles to say that it has been happening again 5 times to be exact since that day.
Wow man *frat boy high five* I didn't really think that this happened.
LT Cannibal 68: now to my question to you guys, should i tell my girlfriend or should i just keep on keeping on? i don't know what to do part of me says to come clean the other says to just keep enjoying her mother but i don't know what to do any advice?
And save the "you're a dirtbag,douche,asshole and other colorful names please just advice on the subject will do. the reason being is that her mother wants me to go over to her house on wednsday because the rest of the fam is going with nana to the doctors for most of the day and she said that she wants a marathon session that day and i don't know what to do to be honest please help your advice will be greatly appreciated.
*ahem* (Trying to have a more mature response)
Five times already? Jesus why don't you just break up with your GF and date her mom if you like her so much? You need to tell your gf if you really respect her. Its a fucking low thing to do to hide something like this.
All right... reading everything else here, I'm going to jump on the skeptic bandwagon and assume this is fake until otherwise proven.
That being said on the off chance this is... I won't call you names! But I hope you and the mother get gonorrhea.
Anyway, just tell your girlfriend. Hopefully she can dump you and find a new better boyfriend after ostracizing her mother for the rest of her life. I know I would.
Giving her a chance to dump you is the least you can do since apparently you don't have the balls to end things.
You could have totally helped yourself by leaving as soon as her mom made a move on you (assuming your story is true). No one will ever buy a "she was hot and I couldn't help but cheat on my girlfriend" as an excuse for thinking with the small head. You need to decide and confess what has been going on.
Why do you even call her your girlfriend if you're already readily having sex with someone else. Let She WILL find out at some point so the best thing you can do is admit it to her. Then she can continue the rest of her life with an intense hatred of not just you but her mother aswell. All caused by your hand. Good job!
This really shouldn't be a question, if she really was your girlfriend then you would know what to do.
game-lover: All right... reading everything else here, I'm going to jump on the skeptic bandwagon and assume this is fake until otherwise proven.
That being said on the off chance this is... I won't call you names! But I hope you and the mother get gonorrhea.
Anyway, just tell your girlfriend. Hopefully she can dump you and find a new better boyfriend after ostracizing her mother for the rest of her life. I know I would.
Giving her a chance to dump you is the least you can do since apparently you don't have the balls to end things.
i'd love to prove it but sadly i can't i mean what do you want from me a picture or a video? Come on get real, and yeah you're right I'm going to let her know tomorrow because as you said she doesn't deserve for that shit to happen to her and lastly so i can metaphorically reacquire my testicles lol.
Vault101: that wouldnt really be the right thing to do
No, it wouldn't. But I would consider it being the beneficial thing to do, in his case. Unless of course he truly loves his girlfriend and is in a relationship that has priorities other than lust and sexual satisfaction. Then it'd be better to simply come clean ASAP.
Of course, this is all just my opinions.
I'm not going to justify my actions by saying that i don't love my gf (I Don't) I AM going to come clean on the matter as soon as i can get my gf on the phone (she's probably busting her ass hitting the books as we speak) and ill tell her because she deserves as much. I won't deny that i'm going to miss her mother so to speak but it's the right thing to do.
LT Cannibal 68: top o the mornin to ya everyone I have a massive problem, a problem of morality going on right now and i hope you guys can give me some advice.
See i've been dating this girl for about 8 months now and it's been going great but recently i went to her house for a BBQ with her family. (Mother, sister and grandmother) At the beginning of the gathering everything was going swell i was saying and doing the right things and making her family laugh, then her grandmother realized we were running out of several items. meat ice sodas and wood etc etc and volunteered to go to the store which was about 30 minute drive to buy some and of course my gf and her sister volunteered to go with her because she is getting a bit old.
when they left i was alone with her mother, she was inside and i was at the BBQ pit working the fire and fajitas then i hear a call from the inside of the house, i go inside of the house and i hear her mother asking if i could give her a hand with something upstairs. When i reached the top of the stairs i see that the door to her bedroom was locked and knocked as anyone would, she said and i quote "come inside and close the door behind you." It sounded a little odd in retrospect but i went in anyway and what do i see when i go inside? her mother stark naked lying on the bed with a lusty smile and a glass of wine.
To put things in perspective she is an incredibly attractive woman with an honestly epic body, so i couldn't resist and we fucked for well over an hour this woman is a total firebrand let me tell ya. after we were done we took a quick shower together and she said that the moment would be our little secret as long as it happened again. needles to say that it has been happening again 5 times to be exact since that day.
Wow man *frat boy high five* I didn't really think that this happened.
LT Cannibal 68: now to my question to you guys, should i tell my girlfriend or should i just keep on keeping on? i don't know what to do part of me says to come clean the other says to just keep enjoying her mother but i don't know what to do any advice?
And save the "you're a dirtbag,douche,asshole and other colorful names please just advice on the subject will do. the reason being is that her mother wants me to go over to her house on wednsday because the rest of the fam is going with nana to the doctors for most of the day and she said that she wants a marathon session that day and i don't know what to do to be honest please help your advice will be greatly appreciated.
*ahem* (Trying to have a more mature response)
Five times already? Jesus why don't you just break up with your GF and date her mom if you like her so much? You need to tell your gf if you really respect her. Its a fucking low thing to do to hide something like this.
well to the skepticism point, what would i gain from lying on a fucking internet forum? Absolutely nothing at all, Secondly i realize it's a low thing to do and i have decided to come completely clean with her.
Don Savik: What's your girlfriend's facebook page? You should link it.
I mean, if you aren't going to be honest to her I can do it for ya. I'll be the man you obviously aren't.
sorry bro I AM going to come clean on this as soon as i can get her on the phone. On the facebook thing i don't know if YOU were raised by having other dudes talk to chicks for you and lastly don't assume what kind of man i am, good day sir.
To put things in perspective she is an incredibly attractive woman with an honestly epic body, so i couldn't resist .
YES...yes you could have
assuming this story is true (it seems far fetched)
Id say eather just jump off this ship early or let it sink...because judging from what I've read (and your attitude) this isnt going to end well
and yeah...its your fault
actually i realize how it sounds mate and if i were you i'd be in the complete state of skepticism that you and obviously other posters are and will be in. On another note you're completely right on the whole jump off the ship or let it sink thing and it's obviously not going to end well and i deserve any and all slaps/ kicks to the jewels that are incoming.
Rawne1980: I'm going to answer purely because i've been in some weird situations myself so they can happen.
Me now would probably get rid of the girlfriend. Obviously that will go nowhere if the mother is serving as a cock holster.
Me 10 years ago would ask for a 4some with the mother, the girlfriend and her sister.
Well, doesn't hurt to ask.
yeah I'm going to end it ASAP because the longer it goes on the worse it'll end. and as for the mother i have a feeling she's done this before i mean the woman has been divorced for about 6 years so she has to get off somehow right?
and on the asking for asking for the 4some her sister is 12 and my soon to be ex is the type that says she wants to hold off till marriage so yeah that would go nowhere fast.
Brother, before I can give you the advice you need, I need to know how good the sex with the mum was. Please spare no details, and only once I have these details can I give you advice.
actually i realize how it sounds mate and if i were you i'd be in the complete state of skepticism that you and obviously other posters are and will be in. On another note you're completely right on the whole jump off the ship or let it sink thing and it's obviously not going to end well and i deserve any and all slaps/ kicks to the jewels that are incoming.
aww geez, well now your making me feel bad for being so harsh
eather way your going to have to take some heat (or alot of heat) and move on, accept that the girlfreind will hate you (if shes "normal" more or less) the whole situation seems suspect if the mother would do somthing like that
theres nothing wrong with casual sex as long as everyoen involved knows whats what
Vault101: assuming this story is true (it seems far fetched)
Id say eather just jump off this ship early or let it sink...because judging from what I've read (and your attitude) this isnt going to end well
and yeah...its your fault
Farfetched? This is farfetched.PHA+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9jZG4uYnVsYmFnYXJkZW4ubmV0L21lZGlhL3VwbG9hZC90aHVtYi9mL2Y4LzA4M0ZhcmZldGNoJTI3ZC5wbmcvMTUwcHgtMDgzRmFyZmV0Y2glMjdkLnBuZyIgYWx0PSJpbWFnZSIvPjwvcD4=
Why is the whole rest of her family taking nana to the doctors? Seriously, I want to know. What's so important to attract the entirety of the family except her own daughter?
their taking nana to the docs so she can get a prescription for her Alzheimers, they want to slow it down before it get's worse. and my soon to be ex and her sister love their nana more than they love their own mother and nanas daughter honestly i see no reason why she wouldn't go to be honest i didn't ask i was surprised to be frank. And as hard as it is for other people to believe these things do happen, not often but they do happen.
Wow, er....I swear I've seen this somewhere...Oh, every comedy movie...ever.
If it's true, you should just break up with your girlfriend because trust me, no one is going to forgive you boning their mom. That's just so many levels of wrong no matter how bangin' she was.
Or, you know, be a not so nice guy and string her along to bone her mom.
Even if you break up with her and hook up with the mom in a serious manner, no way that will work out. You can't be a Step-Father to a girl you dated previously.
Moral of the story? Don't bone your significant other's parent.
actually i realize how it sounds mate and if i were you i'd be in the complete state of skepticism that you and obviously other posters are and will be in. On another note you're completely right on the whole jump off the ship or let it sink thing and it's obviously not going to end well and i deserve any and all slaps/ kicks to the jewels that are incoming.
aww geez, well now your making me feel bad for being so harsh
eather way your going to have to take some heat (or alot of heat) and move on, accept that the girlfreind will hate you (if shes "normal" more or less) the whole situation seems suspect if the mother would do somthing like that
theres nothing wrong with casual sex as long as everyoen involved knows whats what
it's no problem mate i get the harshness i completely understand and yeah i'm definitely gonna jump in the fire willingly. and to be honest i don't think this is the first time her mom has jumped on her bf's cock, she was too comfortable proposing the idea.
Lucem712: Wow, er....I swear I've seen this somewhere...Oh, every comedy movie...ever.
If it's true, you should just break up with your girlfriend because trust me, no one is going to forgive you boning their mom. That's just so many levels of wrong no matter how bangin' she was.
Or, you know, be a not so nice guy and string her along to bone her mom.
Even if you break up with her and hook up with the mom in a serious manner, no way that will work out. You can't be a Step-Father to a girl you dated previously.
Moral of the story? Don't bone your significant other's parent.
if i do ever break up with her and keep fucking her mom i know it will just be a "hobby" she said so herself when we first started fucking to not get any ideas and that all she wanted was my cock and not my heart. Her words i swear.
Giftfromme: Brother, before I can give you the advice you need, I need to know how good the sex with the mum was. Please spare no details, and only once I have these details can I give you advice.
haha this woman is still very springy for her age, she's about 45 a great rack and if you put a walnut between her legs she can probably crack the shell in a second haha. and she loves being on top doesn't like a guy being on top of her. hows that for details?
Lucem712: Wow, er....I swear I've seen this somewhere...Oh, every comedy movie...ever.
If it's true, you should just break up with your girlfriend because trust me, no one is going to forgive you boning their mom. That's just so many levels of wrong no matter how bangin' she was.
Or, you know, be a not so nice guy and string her along to bone her mom.
Even if you break up with her and hook up with the mom in a serious manner, no way that will work out. You can't be a Step-Father to a girl you dated previously.
Moral of the story? Don't bone your significant other's parent.
if i do ever break up with her and keep fucking her mom i know it will just be a "hobby" she said so herself when we first started fucking to not get any ideas and that all she wanted was my cock and not my heart. Her words i swear.
You never know how things could end up if you continue/continued the relationship. I mean, you hooked up with your girl's mom. Bet'cha didn't see that comin'. When sex comes into an equation, things can change quickly.
Though, you know her daughter will never bring a guy around her mom again. Unless...this has happened before and it's common knowledge O_O
Not to look down on you or anythin', we all do some mad things.
Lucem712: Wow, er....I swear I've seen this somewhere...Oh, every comedy movie...ever.
If it's true, you should just break up with your girlfriend because trust me, no one is going to forgive you boning their mom. That's just so many levels of wrong no matter how bangin' she was.
Or, you know, be a not so nice guy and string her along to bone her mom.
Even if you break up with her and hook up with the mom in a serious manner, no way that will work out. You can't be a Step-Father to a girl you dated previously.
Moral of the story? Don't bone your significant other's parent.
if i do ever break up with her and keep fucking her mom i know it will just be a "hobby" she said so herself when we first started fucking to not get any ideas and that all she wanted was my cock and not my heart. Her words i swear.
You never know how things could end up if you continue/continued the relationship. I mean, you hooked up with your girl's mom. Bet'cha didn't see that comin'. When sex comes into an equation, things can change quickly.
Though, you know her daughter will never bring a guy around her mom again. Unless...this has happened before and it's common knowledge O_O
Not to look down on you or anythin', we all do some mad things.
yeah i'm pretty sure that trust between them is gonna break, and i'm not trying to justify myself or anything but we have been together for 8 months now and she doesn't let me touch her and as you know us men have needs right?
I think that breaking the news over the phone is pretty crappy, too. If you're man enough to fuck around on her, be man enough look her in the eye when you tell her what you've done. In other words: tell her face-to-face.
Good luck with that, btw. You're probably going to need it. :-/
That's just gross. On the unlikely chance this is even partially true, I can't say whether or not you should come clean, but I can say for certain that you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself. That is so completely revolting.
Yuck.
Seriously I can't believe I read that. Bleargh. Time for the mind bleach again.
yeah i'm pretty sure that trust between them is gonna break, and i'm not trying to justify myself or anything but we have been together for 8 months now and she doesn't let me touch her and as you know us men have needs right?
You know, disgusting excuses like that just make you look even worse. You don't have needs, you have desires. If you don't belong in a cage in the zoo then you ought to be able to control them. And don't fucking speak for men, I don't want someone like you trying to talk for me.
Edit: And ya know, where's the "What about the men crowd?" that shows up in discussions on feminism? I don't recall seeing most of them bothering to comment when people perpetuate harmful stereotypes about men. As if they don't really care.
if i do ever break up with her and keep fucking her mom i know it will just be a "hobby" she said so herself when we first started fucking to not get any ideas and that all she wanted was my cock and not my heart. Her words i swear.
You never know how things could end up if you continue/continued the relationship. I mean, you hooked up with your girl's mom. Bet'cha didn't see that comin'. When sex comes into an equation, things can change quickly.
Though, you know her daughter will never bring a guy around her mom again. Unless...this has happened before and it's common knowledge O_O
Not to look down on you or anythin', we all do some mad things.
yeah i'm pretty sure that trust between them is gonna break, and i'm not trying to justify myself or anything but we have been together for 8 months now and she doesn't let me touch her and as you know us men have needs right?
I'm...so hoping you meant that in a non-serious manner...
top o the mornin to ya everyone I have a massive problem, a problem of morality going on right now and i hope you guys can give me some advice.
See i've been dating this girl for about 8 months now and it's been going great but recently i went to her house for a BBQ with her family. (Mother, sister and grandmother) At the beginning of the gathering everything was going swell i was saying and doing the right things and making her family laugh, then her grandmother realized we were running out of several items. meat ice sodas and wood etc etc and volunteered to go to the store which was about 30 minute drive to buy some and of course my gf and her sister volunteered to go with her because she is getting a bit old.
when they left i was alone with her mother, she was inside and i was at the BBQ pit working the fire and fajitas then i hear a call from the inside of the house, i go inside of the house and i hear her mother asking if i could give her a hand with something upstairs. When i reached the top of the stairs i see that the door to her bedroom was locked and knocked as anyone would, she said and i quote "come inside and close the door behind you." It sounded a little odd in retrospect but i went in anyway and what do i see when i go inside? her mother stark naked lying on the bed with a lusty smile and a glass of wine.
To put things in perspective she is an incredibly attractive woman with an honestly epic body, so i couldn't resist and we fucked for well over an hour this woman is a total firebrand let me tell ya. after we were done we took a quick shower together and she said that the moment would be our little secret as long as it happened again. needles to say that it has been happening again 5 times to be exact since that day.
now to my question to you guys, should i tell my girlfriend or should i just keep on keeping on? i don't know what to do part of me says to come clean the other says to just keep enjoying her mother but i don't know what to do any advice?
And save the "you're a dirtbag,douche,asshole and other colorful names please just advice on the subject will do. the reason being is that her mother wants me to go over to her house on wednsday because the rest of the fam is going with nana to the doctors for most of the day and she said that she wants a marathon session that day and i don't know what to do to be honest please help your advice will be greatly appreciated.