"Give me back that radar this instant!" (Xot)
"Nah, CC had this guy called the Skintaker, and the last episode was just the entire cast screaming for 30 minutes."
"That's just a lame reboot, then." (XotFu)
"That's so sad, the original was so good, and actually scary." (Futox)
"Fine." I say, begrudgingly. And with an air of 'totally not changed the tracker to dark-Samus'-ness in my voice.
I shrug, as we crash into the sign. "Owww...you guys okay?"
"We're way too awesome to be hurt by that." (Xot, Futox and XotFu)
Xot takes the scouter.
"That's wierd, the radar only shows one person, but it's still heading for the Core. In fact, it's around in the same area as we are." (Xot)
"It must be Tox!"
I head after the signal, crowbar raised.
Instead of me, Eric comes upon Dark Samus.
Eric gets shot into a dining room.
I jump out. "Ugh, what a bitch...."
I toss my crowbar at Dark Samus.
Dark Samus bends the crowbar and throws it back at Eric.
Meanwhile, Xot, Futox, XotFu and Bryghtside are calmly walking inside the house.
"There is nothing." (Woman)
"Bitch, your front lawn is on fire." (XotFu)
They exit the house and follow Eric who's following Dark Samus into the shopping district.
I catch it and throw it at Dark Samus, this time smashing into the back of her head.
"Ah, head shots! How I love thee!"
She crashes into a store, accidentally killing a bunch of kids.
The incident attracts a sizeable amount of people, and as Xot-N-Aquaintences arrive, they make their way through the crowd and into the store.
"Let's finish her off before she gets back up." (Xot)
XotFu finishes Dark Samus off, as Futox sees a Game Boy with Pokemon on it.
He picks it up and hears the music.
"Uhhh...Futox, I think you should put that down..."
"I sense... A disturbance in the force..." (Futox)
He looks at a disturbingly precise location.
"The corrupted Martin is not the real Martin..." (Futox)
"Are you alright?" (Xot)
"I'm not sure..." (Futox)
I place a hand on Futox's shoulder. "You okay, man? Is Martin okay?"
"The real Martin can't be okay... Because he's already dead!" (Futox)
Angus talks into the Speederbikes radio
"Guys I found a town."
"Wait, let me check my watch..." (XotFu)
"Fuck, my writer is going to school in 5060 nanoseconds!" (XotFu)
"Then, where could we find the real Martin?" (Xot)
"We can't. He has reached God Tier." (Futox)
MEANWHILE, IN SKAIA!
Martin is playing Massive Multiplayer Deathmatch with other God Tier players.
>Engage first person view to see what Martin is doing.
"Wow, I can't believe that this hasn't progressed a single page since last night." Jack says, looking at his computer screen, "Something's not right."
"D --> The bastards probably left us so they do can do "socializing" or something" (Real Tox)
"I had to go to the next state over for a doctor's appointment. At least I have an excuse."
"D --> That's like me going to the dentist close to the end of the summer when Mall Fight 2 is almost over
D --> Wait" (Real Tox)
"And I was waiting for anyone to post! My day off was ruined!"
"At least, today is Friday." (Adrien Brody)
"FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY"
Eric is now unable to Brodywalk, as his uncoolness has angered the wrath of Adrien Brody.
"Sorry, bro." (Xot)
"Whatever. So, Martin is dead?"
"Half dead. He's reached God Tier levels and is most likely stuck in Skaia." (Futox)
"He's probably murdering noobs in that great battlefield in the sky." (XotFu)