"We keep fighting!" (Me)
Futox and Xot ascend a tower while holding various objects.
"Hey, if you drop the Master Emerald, I'll personally kill you." (Xot)
"Will it really matter afterwards?" (Futox)
They arrive at the top and start laying out the objects.
"Power Stones, Chaos Emeralds, Super Emeralds, Dragon Balls, Master Emerald, those gems from Gunstar Heroes... I think we're all set." (Xot)
"Who's gonna summon the dude?" (Futox)
"...Very well. I CALL ONTO YOU, MIGHTY DRAGON! Or something like that." (Futox)
"YOU WHO HAVE GATHERED THE 7 DRAGON BALLS AND WHATEVER OTHER SHIT, YOU MAY GRANT ONE WISH." (Shenron)
"I wish-" (Futox)
Xot hits Futox.
"I wish for the events of Mall Fight 3 to have never existed and for me to have never created whatever I named that gaseous ball of evil!" (Xot)
"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED. I WILL NOW TAKE MY LEAVE." (Shenron)
The Dragon Balls and other shit rise up in the sky and disperse around the Mall.
"..So, what now?" (Futox)
"We wait." (Xot)
"...Holy shit! Look at that!" (Futox)
YEARS INTO THE PAST!
A cube enters a laboratory, and a few people walk out of it.
"Section C. Laboratory."
"So, this is the big day, isn't it, Xot? We'll finally activate that evil-collecting machine! And like that, we can go see the new Captain America movie!" (Gay Tox who's psyched for the new Captain America movie)
"I agree. What do you think, Toxman?" (Xot)
"..." (Gordon Toxman)
"That's what I thought." (Xot)
They walk over to an "Evil-Collecting Machine". No, seriously, it's what it's labelled at.
Suddenly, Xot destroys the machine.
"Hey, what the fuck?!" (Tourretes Tox)
"..." (Gordon Toxman)
"...Uh...What if we worked on the Dark Forceuser?" (Xot)
And thus, the fight against the Dark Forceuser was much harder and more satisfying.
BACK IN THE PRESENT!
"JACK SHIT CHANGED!" (Xot)
"Well, there still is the part with Mall Fight 3 never happeni-
Please read this before posting.
Mall Fight is simple:
Everyone is trapped inside a massive mall that you cannot escape,and the goal is to kill everyone in funny (or not funny) ways.
Within the mall is just about any kind of store you could think of (No god items however),even miniature plastic statues of Jim Carrey wearing a crab costume,for example.
Now,here are a few rules to keep this thread fun:
1.No God Mode or Ultimate Weapon crap. I think that's self explanatory.
2.The players cannot permanently die. All of the players have unlimited respawns,so that anyone can play for as long as they want.
3.You can respawn anywhere you want,but...You cannot:
a.Respawn behind somebody or right in front of somebody
b.Spawn kill people
c.Do other things I might not be able to think of at the moment.
4.Don't be an asshole.I think that's self-explanatory too.
5.No double posting.
That's about it.
You don't need any prior experience,and you can catch up to what happened by reading the next page (Except when there's an established plot,in which case I would like to apologize)
Here are links for the first and second Mall Fight if you want to get a better idea on how it's played:
Mall Fight 1
Mall Fight 2
I enter the Mall,which smells a lot cleaner than when I first entered it.
"Wow,looks like somebody actually bothered to clean up the mess." (Me)
I enter an antique store,I steal a decorative rifle,I also take some springs in a nearby store and I then get some conveniently shaped glass bullets at "Conveniently Shaped Bullets-R-Us" that I load the rifle with.
I also get myself some spray cans,some other conveniently shaped bullets made out of rotten cheese,and I wander off into the Mall,ready to kill anyone who's brave enough to enter.