Adventures at McBurger Planet: An Image-Based CYOA (On Hiatus Until We're Not)

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Build fort out of spoiled food. The stench will keep all debris from landing on you.

Do nothing.

Stop drop and roll! Wait that's an entirely different scenario

Crawl into a ball and try and bounce around the room ... the realise you're not an oddly coloured hedgehog and end up damaging your left leg.

Run into the street while screaming your head off.

do a lady gaga and make clothes out of meat, no one will fight you now

theheroofaction:
Obviously you run for the hills, what else would you do in a suspiciously timed earthquake?

Captainguy42:
Run into the street while screaming your head off.

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Against your better judgement, you decide to run out into the likely-crumbling street rather than remain in a solid block of steel.

Fortunately, the door seems to have been locked behind you. You are safe(ish) for now.

tobi the good boy:
Crawl into a ball and try and bounce around the room ... the realise you're not an oddly coloured hedgehog and end up damaging your left leg.

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You decide to celebrate the movement of the faults by doing a spirited homage to the most faulty video game franchise of the last decade.

Oh Sonic, your games used to be so good. What happened?

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You could have probably chosen a time better than in the middle of an aftershock to practice your acrobatic technique.

Fortunately, the only thing you wounded this time was your pride.

Mr.Ivebeenframed:
Stop drop and roll! Wait that's an entirely different scenario

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Since you are already on the ground and not currently in motion, you decide to engage in the dizzying last step of the self fire suppression method.

As Dad always says, "If you're under fire, don't hesitate."

RaNDM G:
Do nothing.

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Well, now that you've thoroughly made a fool of yourself, you decide to just wait it out. No point in putting yourself at any further risk for some silly antics.

Dang, this has to be the longest earthquake in the history of ever. When is this thing going to...

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...end?

What do you do now?

Look outside.

Clearly the world has ended. Stay inside the freezer for at least another two weeks until the chaos has died down. Then emerge into the new world as Lord of McBurger Planet and begin your conquest using frozen burgers to buy the loyalty of your subjects.

Step outside. Realize you're not in Nebraska anymore.

Put gem in mouth...wait, wrong game. Amazingly no damage is perceived to McBurger Planet after leaving the freezer.

it is 2012 (because you actualy did travel in time before), reset the calendar on your phone so the world is not in 2012

RaNDM G:
Step outside. Realize you're not in Nebraska anymore.

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You are pretty sure that you can officially declare December 21, 2012 as the worst day of your life. You vaguely remember some sort of hysteria surrounding today. What was it again? You have always been terrible at keeping track of what reason the masses have started to panic this week.

It doesn't even matter. You step towards the door to survey the damage.

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What...

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...do you do now?

Find out what those dots on the green globe thingy are.

press ALL the buttons!

call will smith

Punch the Earth to realize its a hologram.

Return to the freezer and dance again. It is the only rational thing to do.

Shout aloud "I AM DOCTOR TRAN! SO uh, YOU BETTER NOT MESS WITH ME!"

You must appease the almight green globe. Sacrific some rotten cow meat to your new lord and saviour.

Go back to the freezer and take a nap. This all just a dream.

scream and panic to see if the hero comes to save you

You have never seen the colour green before having previously lived in a world of nothing but black, white and grey. Have a nervous break down.

Find the nearest person possible and start poking them.

Investigate as to how they could have remodeled in the five minutes you were in the freezer.

Look for a button to turn on those giant TV screens.

SomeBritishDude:
You have never seen the colour green before having previously lived in a world of nothing but black, white and grey. Have a nervous break down.

Nevermind my stupid reference. I like this idea way better.

tobi the good boy:
This.

Wait, you can get a warning for low content posts in this forum? Weird.

RaNDM G:
Find out what those dots on the green globe thingy are.

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You take a thorough gander at the spinny round thing and try to figure out if there is any rhyme or reason to the speckles that cover it.

It doesn't take long for you to realize that there is a dot over where your home town is on the map. Knowing that, you decide that the other dots are locations of other McBurger Planet stores around the world.

This is just like Dad. He would be the one to take fast-food restaurant competition to a whole new level.

Mr.Ivebeenframed:
Find the nearest person possible and start poking them.

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That is going to be difficult. There doesn't seem to be anyone in here right now.

SomeBritishDude:
You have never seen the colour green before having previously lived in a world of nothing but black, white and grey. Have a nervous break down.

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You do not have a nervous breakdown. No need to. That globe is the same color as those crazy cool glasses that your Dad always keeps in the display case.

Where he got those glasses is a total mystery to you. He certainly didn't buy them from the local optometrist.

WafflesandBacon:
Punch the Earth to realize its a hologram.

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You fail to punch the holo globe.

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All you can do is ogle Earth.

What do you do now?

Get into the room marked "Jet Bay". Fly a motherfucking jet.

Hop over the rail.

Take a seat in the spinny chair in front of the computer, push only one button and then ride that chair into the jetbay room, not knowing what lies ahead (but making a rather intuitive guess that it involves aeronautical vehicles)

RaNDM G:
Hop over the rail.

And attempt a triple summersault on the way down then land on your feet using your cat like reflexes.

Sneak around.

Go back to the freezer and mess with the thermostat some more.

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