Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

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@Trilby: Then I guess there is only one thing left to do.
*sets self on fire*
OH MY GOD I'M BURNING!!!

@staika ...
Yo mamma so fat, he can't see his penis.
Because yo mamma's your dad.
Yeah.

@staika: QUICK! STOP DROP AND ROLL!

@Trilby: Gah that burns more than the fire!

@Link: *stops drops on roll's on gasoline*
*gasoline explosion*

@staika PETROL! IT'S PETROL!

@Trilby: Eh...you say potato and I say potato. :/

@Trilby: What link said, We call it gasoline here =P

@Link so, we all say 'potato'.
@staika Yeah, but we made 'merica. So nyeh.

@Trilby: Scotland made America? Weird... I don't remember the story going like that. >.>

@Link Well, the British made America. They founded it, and they populated it with English-speakers, and industry and tea and shit.
And British people come from Scottish people fucking Germans.
So yeah. We did.

At the very least, we made the language you speak.

@Trilby: Oh noes a technicality! Dammit that means you win.

@staika Don't mess.
My law class got someone off an assault charge in mock-court.

@trilby: Against me anyone could get out of anything. I am a terrible debater XD

@Trilby: I once convinced my debate class that our teacher was in a torrid love affair with the prosecution and was therefore an unreliable witness.

Damn...high school was weird.

@staika So was our defence counsel. We did LITERALLY NO research.
And we all thought the guy was guilty as fuck (it was a real case we used).

@Link
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Technically gasoline is a more appropriate term. Petrol is short for petroleum, which is the crude oil that is drawn out of the ground. Gasoline is a refined form of it, alongside many other types of refined products like asphalt, kerosene, varying types of plastics, etc.

However, because those outside of countries that have or have had large oil reserves, they don't really get the difference.

As for debating, when I was representing Russia in a mock UNSC meeting, I managed to almost completely amend the bill so it was entirely beneficial to me.

@Link: Well done with that... I couldn't convince my way out of a wet paper bag without a lot of effort.

@Berry That makes sense.
We Scots have pretty much all Britain's oil. That's really why England wants us to stick around. Probably.

My roommates are blowing bubbles in my living room.

There are certain things I'm going to miss about college. :/

@Trilby: I would just like to say we run the world.

@RaNDM: Didn't you get the memo? Cats rule the world.

@Schizzy: Sweet Jesus, no.

@RaN: They won't ever need us again.

@ImpendingDoom: You're not getting my Cravendale, cats. YOU'VE PISSED ON MY LASERDISCS FOR THE LAST TIME!

@Cats There's only one way we can defeat the horde.

Laser pens. Lots and lots of laser pens. And mirrors.

@Trilby Don't forget the buckets of water.

@Berenzen: Well, that's just being cruel.

@RaN: Would buckets of catnip be better? That way the felines will be coked out of their minds and completely unable to stage their coup.

Seems like a good way to keep them passive. >.>

@Link: It's definitely more humane. Perhaps we can ask the otters for help.

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@RaN: Not sure if the otters are the best creatures to throw our hats in with.

@Link: 2006 was a different time. Everyone had to have a Nintendo Wii.

Everyone.

*begins clubbing the otters now that there are no more baby seals to club*

@RaN: Don't remind me. Those were terrifying times.

*shudders*

@Malyc:

@Link: Cheeky fucker, hiding underneath the chair cushion...

*clubs it with an otter*

@Malyc: Nooooooo! *Tries to save seal but remembers he's a ghost...*

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