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"Domain..." He said, "Wait, I'm guessing that's some sorta planet, or galaxy...or....universe?" He was worried now. He had no way at all to get there, and this "Itsy-bitsy-spider" was clearly something she wanted him to take care of. "Now, here's the thing Commander...I don't have anyway, at all, to get to this "Domain". He informed her, "So unless you have some sorta transportation device, we're in quite a rut a'int we?" | |
"I'll work on a more permanent solution while you're gone but for now, I have a means for your travel.... Now if you would, move over to that window..." she said pointing to the designated constrapulation."And have your back to it." She ginned a very unfortunate looking grin. | |
He did as he was told. He backed up to the window she pointed to, and awaited her solution to his travel problem, while at the same time worrying Oh christ, what's she gonna do to me this time? | |
Looking about the small green planet it appeared to be inhabited by some rather shifty looking basic lifeforms, essentially floating gasbags trailing a large amount of tentacles beneath them. Raising an eyebrow at this Priscilla sighted her rifle and took a shot at one, it popped in a manner similar to a balloon and showered down in a colorful, visceral confetti of internal organs and a very sad, deflating fart noise. | |
"פון אש צו אש, און שטויב צו שטויב, פון די טראַוולער רעדט, און די טוער אַלייןלעאַרנעטה" Azura chanted still grinning maliciously as her champion began to flash colors like a bad LSD trip at a planetarium light show, and as the chanting reached it's climax she gave a small hop and stomped with both feet. Just then an immense laser erupted from the steamy one and he was propelled at Warp speed, in about .12 nanoseconds he would be on an icy planetoid. | |
In transit to the new planet, Priscilla saw a tiny speck in the distance. "Huh... is that-" she began to remark when suddenly it went from a tiny speck to a giant rainbow beam smashed into the side of the planet. Cursing, Priscilla touched down on the surface and suddenly took cover behind a large ice formation. | |
He didn't even have time to yell curses at his creator. In fact, he couldn't do it at all. The beam was being shot from his mouth. He landed on the icy planetoid, creating a massive crater on impact. To the normal man, well, he would have burned up on impact, and ashes would be spread across the region. But something was different with The Lancer. He didn't know what, and he knew where it was coming from. Azura did something during the "inauguration" to this Coalition of hers. He wasn't arguing. However, from the laser beam, he had slight heart burn. "Alright, guessing by what she said about the itsy bitsy spider, she wants me to find someone or something, kill it...then...profit? I dunno." He said, "I better get something out of this." "How exactly am I supposed to find this thing in the first place!?" He mumbled to himself before walking off to search. | |
Azura then made her way back to castle Osmo and her typical high speeds, utilizing the Nic Cage sun roof she had made. "Goooood Eveeenning...." She said chuckling while wagging her finger. "I know where the roach is~ And I've sent my hard-boiled Ace to investigate. I have no confidence in this plan, but if he succeed I will make him your bride." She said jovially while using some of the many arms like a swinging bench. | |
Asmodeus was fast asleep as Iris spoke, though she stirred herself awake, her head back to normal since the last time Iris saw her. Asmodeus groaned and then groaned once more when she saw who had awoken her. "Oh. Hello... Back already? Can't get enough of me can you? What do you want this time?" | |
After a few minutes of searching, he managed to find something that looked strange. It was a pad of some sort, "What the fuck is this?" He said. Not knowing where to go, or what to do, he stepped on it to see if it would help him in anyway. It was actually, a launch pad. He screamed as he was launched, "OH NO, NOT AGAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN" Within seconds he was on a new planetoid, the place was strange to him, as he has never heard of anything like it, "...I...guess I keep looking." | |
" Champ vs. Chump! The title match! Who will win the belt!" She said making a Don King impersonation. "We can only be so lucky to watch, Ossy~" She said swinging from arm to arm. "Even if he loses, I still win, his form is structurally sufficient enough to survive a magical impulse of 22.44444444 billion newtons cubed, my hypothesis was indeed correct." She muttered nonchalantly whilst trying to fondle the large doll. | |
Hearing a shrill scream, Priscilla straightened up and turned towards the source of the sound. Quickly twisting about she saw a form launched from the pad she missed and towards the next, brownish blue planet. | |
Asmodeus was not at all amused by Iris' fondling of her cold doll body and she quickly hit her away with one of her hands attatched to an enormous arm. The force would be enough to send her across the room. "So you're telling me my champion has set out on a quest and you somehow knew of it? I guess this means I'll have to remove those lovely paintings of your's, it's a shame too..." | |
As she impacted the wall it seemed to be made of thick Gelatin, before retaining it's normal solid consistency. "Who says it was the painting~? Maybe Nic Cage told me." She confided winking at the large hole. "That was his plan~" She mused under her breath before glowing and taking the shape of a young girl, and using a seemingly infinite amount of building blocks she built to get back onto the doll and perch around it's shoulders. | |
Asmodeus picked her up off her shoulders and nearly threw her to the floor. "That doesn't matter at all. I'm still going to remove whatever you've left here. What matters is what you're doing sending your champion to stop mine." | |
"Oh God... Why did I send him..." she said slamming her nine year old head into the floor. "He barely grasps the concepts at work here... I'd have a better shot going myself." She sighed showing an uncharacteristic loss of mental flow. She got back up and thought for a moment. Perhaps I should aid him in some way if push comes to shove... Changing to an even younger form she decided to taunt the doll with a far off memory from childhood, her voice fluxed between her current voice and a younger voice as she smiled. "Hey ossy! When I grow up, I'll be the greatest magician in the world!" She cooed up at him with innocent eyes. "Remember this?" She laughed tauntingly. | |
"Yes, I remember that... I thought you were being nice until you exuberantly exclaimed 'And then I'll switch your body with that of a doll's and take off all your limbs!'. Even after the apocalypse you're still the same as ever and we still can't get along... Augh..." She started to snicker though. "But from the sound of your genuine worry, it sounds like you got the short end of the champion stick draw. Luckily for me, mine is competent, incredibly so. Yes. Incredibly. Haha... Yes yes..." She said, her personality fluxing mid sentence. "Ah... The Universe turned me into a Deity resembling monster, while you retained your complexion. Maybe it was all those deals with the demons that kept you that way~ Deals witht he unclean, yes~ Deals deals deals~" | |
Vermilion suddenly got to his feet as he was filled with energy, he appeared behind his creator and tapped her on the shoulder."Something died... I believe is was... A Creator and a champion..." He said feeling around with his death senses. "It would be foolhardy if I were to not attempt to recover anything useful before someone else raids the domain." He smirked. "Plus, I need to reap the innermost confines of their left over essences. | |
Startled, she let out a small gasp. | |
Vermilion exited the estate and leaped from the nearest edge of the domain, as he fell he began very rapidly editing and sifting through space, soon he came to the very start of the Domain of the Voyager, he soon observed the gimmick here, but decided to use his space powers to just hop from each of the planetoids. "This place is... Interesting...." He said as he soon got a handle of the weird gravity. He saw some kind of commotion in the distance and decided to investigate. | |
Sehnsucht placed her book down and fixated on her mind's eye, watching her champion in the defeated champion's domain. | |
The Voyager and it's Champion were dead, and the only survivor was Justicar, if barely. The Endless mulled over this outcome and, despite the fact that mission had been only to study his foe, found it satisfactory. Rather than claiming the Domain, though, The Endless had a far -at least he thought so- more clever plan: to leave the place as is and the let the other Creators and their Champions swoop in like vultures on a fresh carcass. Undoubtedly, The Endless knew, this would cause conflict amongst them. Perhaps they will all kill each other and make it that much easier on me, The Endless mused. Besides, it was no great loss to him. The Endless had just recently acquired another territory he still didn't know quite what to do with. | |
"Something wrong, Master?" He responded back to her, hearing the strain in her thoughts. "If you need me to return, I can be back in a second." For once he had seemed to show genuine concern in his voice as he stood on the planet he had last leapt to. He eyed the commotion with a vague sense of amusement before accessing where he felt the loss of lives. | |
A loud chaotic thumping noise could be heard pounding its way toward the area below the airship of The Sehnsucht and The Schadenfreude. It was the unmistakable scream of the word 'PORK!' as said by the giant mechanical boar formed by the Metal Man as he dashed off in search of The Sehnsucht and The Schadenfreude . | |
Schdenfreude's obnoxious singing seemed to grow in volume as Sehnsucht started to panic, putting her hands to her head and breathing deeply. In her head she could feel what felt like A swift and aggressive violent kicking with every emphasized word. Standing with her hands on the balcony railings, she cleared her throat and called out to the strange person flying around her ship. | |
"I really do need to think up a less annoying way to make an announcement, maybe next time I'll ditch the Pork. Then again life and let learn they say I guess..." he continued to let his thoughts run wild and right out of his mouth, as he descended onto the deck of the airship. Once he landed he reverted back to his default base, ridding himself of the additions of the pig and megaphone. | |
"I am The Sehnsucht. You're very welcome on behalf of your master. It's strange to get such a diplomatic approach in the current situation. I believe I've seen both you and your creator from my observation deck now that you mention it. But enough of that, would you kindly follow me to the tea room to discuss?" She said cordially and calmly, gesturing for The Metal Man to follow her into the room beside them. | |
Vermilion was watching through his own connection and what he telepathically sent back sounded less like his voice and more like a demented growl. Keep it steady... Can't let that thing out. I'm to reave the souls, not what horrible perversion that thing probably desires of them. | |
As the mysterious mercenary before her touched down, Priscilla wasn't too far behind. As he looked about his surroundings she landed right on top him him, planting one of her mechanical legs square between his shoulders kicking him face first into the marshy soil beneath them. Up in the air was one more planetoid but it looked different, oddly shaped. This one was laden with inert machines of different kinds, looks like it could have been heavily protected at some point, there was even a giant... flying saucer? Well whatever it was, it was currently sticking out of the muck at a 90 degree angle, and everywhere there were tiny machines as thin as a belt. All of them looking like they just... turned off. If this is just the security... imagine what they were guarding She thought, looking up again skyward at the next Planetoid. They seemed to be getting closer and closer to some kind of star in the center, but it seemed dying, and looked a sickly brown. | |
The Metal diplomat took up the Victorian garbed demi-goddess up on the offer of a seat, as he sat down he noticed a slight irritated aura to the creator. Looks like I'm starting in the red this is gonna be soooo much fun he thought as he nervously fidgeted with his hands for a second. It didn't take long for the man of metal to regain his composure, he cleared his throat and and spoke up. | |
The Endless chortled quietly to himself, amused by his Champion's odd humor and reaction to the situation he found himself in. Metal Man, my Champion, The Endless pressed the thought into the Metal Man's head, She may or may not know that you are the envoy of the Creator who caused the most recent wounds in her territory. If she brings this up to you, well, you've done admirably so far. I believe in your ability to amicably solve this situation. In truth, The Endless wasn't concerned with peace or a ceasefire. It would only be one more thread to cut later. Instead, he was more concerned with observing how competent -or incompetent- his new charge was. | |
Hearing the distorted information from Vermillion, a suspicion hit her hard. Her expression didn't change, instead she helped herself to the teapot on the table while listening to The Metal Man. | |
She had watched her Champion through her blue eye and what happened next was as follows. "&%#$#$%.... @#$%^! %#@%&...." Azura flung a string of expletives before getting on her staff and double timing it to the location of her champion. "WHEN I GET THERE I'LL FUCKING END THAT USELESS WASTE OF ARMORED SPACE." As this happened all the painting in the castle began to facepalm and slam their heads into the walls. | |
Asmodeus didn't complain when Iris suddenly bolted, she didn't care much. Her arms quickly came from their spots in the walls and quickly removed all of Iris' paintings and dragged them away to be destroyed. She clapped two hands together. "Well, i guess sleep is something i won't be getting today..." She contacted Priscilla through her eye. "Priscilla~ You're about to get some more competant company~ Yes, company~ Oh, Iris is on her way and she's out to stop you, yes yes. Don't try to fight her, no no, she's too strong~ Just get what you went there for, yes... What you went there for~" | |
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She handed him a map doodled on an old piece of parchment with the general locations of the nearby domains. "I'm not much for the whole conquest thing... But I'll shoot you an order if only to keep you from going stir-crazy. Look at that map, and I'll let you decide on who you wish to go after.... I'd prefer it if you went here though." She stomped her foot slightly and Asmodeus's domain was highlighted on the map with sixty arrows pointing to it and a large flag. "Dat's the bad guy." She mused. "When you get there, say Iris sent you~" She then checked the bugged paintings she left provocatively all over castle Osmo, and upon learning of the plan she changed her mind. "Nein, instead you will go to the voyager's domain...." She said changing the highlighted area with another clap. "The itsy-bitsy spider's climbing up the water spout.... You must be as the rain."